25 Reasons to smoke marijuana

I don't need reasons, just an excuse

well personally i dont smoke weed for any reason
prolly just for the fuck of it it makes me sleep much much better tho I aint tossin n turning at night!

don't believe the hype

I know someone who got hit with a bus while smoking it. So technically that's a lie...

while smoking pot...not FROM smoking pot...ENGLISH!

Half of those are just plain retarded. And I know a little something about being retarded.

Maybe he was so high from the pot he walked out in front of the bus...

Haha...well I must admit I've never smoked pot...but if it really prevents migraines, I may need to start. This headache is killing me.

#20 is probably the most true.

Honestly, through all my research and such ... pot isn't bad for you.

One reason things are so skewed here in the states when it comes to pot studies is that they can't find people who will only smoke pot. They do coke, or drink or smoke cigs.

They need to call me to do a study ... I'm your perfect test case.

2) Marijuana users report less depression.


until they run out

13) 15 million people smoke it a month (US only).

haha, what kinda reason is that, "hey other people are doing it, be cool like them!"

Sounds like good enough reasons to spark one up

Because I Got High Lyrics


I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
my room is still messed up and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
I am taking it next semester and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
now I'm selling dope and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
they took my whole paycheck and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I wasnt gonna run from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
Now I am a paraplegic - because I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
I was gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why
- because I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was gonna eat yo pussy too but then I got high
now I'm jacking off and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high
and if I dont sell one copy I know why
- cause I'm high [repeat 3X]

24) Because you would be in the company of Louis Armstrong, the Beatles, Bob Denver, Bill Clinton, George Bush (okay, never mind him), famous scientist Carl Sagan, Michael Bloomberg, Lewis Caroll, George Washington Carver, Salvador Dali, Al Gore, Steve Jobs, John kennedy, John Wayne, and George Washington.

ahhahahahaha very good point.

That "reason" is much better than....

Sorry but propaganda ? THAT list is full of it.

Bullshit to most of it.

Sorry but I know people ADDICTED big time to the stuff. Cleans lungs? WTF. I am sorry, but inhaling shit into your lungs does NOT clean them. Unless it's bleach. Should try that sometime maybe.

that reasoning worked great for tobacco