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  • rotterdammer
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    • Feb 2006
    • 1523

    #1

    Joke: Speed Limit

    Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeders, a State Policeman sees a car puttering along at 22 miles per hour. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!"

    So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there are five blondes - two in the front and three in the back of the car - wide-eyed and white as ghosts.

    The driver is obviously confused, and says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"

    "Ma'am," the officer replies, "you weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."

    "Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly - twenty-two miles an hour," the old woman said proudly.

    The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.

    "But before I let you go, Ma'am," the officer says, "I have to ask... Is everyone in this car okay? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time."

    "Oh, they'll be all right in a minute, officer. We just got off Route 119."
  • bobby666
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    • Nov 2005
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    #2

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    • Rochard
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      #3
      Just what I needed first thing in the morning!
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      • LustyBucks
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        • Oct 2006
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        #4
        COOL, man, i really enjoyed it! Thanks!

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        • LiveDose
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          • Feb 2002
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          #5
          Haha, cute.

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          • Farang
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            • Oct 2004
            • 11711

            #6
            fbm

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            • JD
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              • Sep 2003
              • 22651

              #7
              haha nice one haha

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              • tony299
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                • Aug 2002
                • 57021

                #8
                thanks for the chuckle lol

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                • pornguy
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                  • Mar 2003
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                  #9
                  Sounds like some women I know,.
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                  • _Richard_
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                    • Oct 2006
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                    #10
                    always a good one

                    R

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                    • lorine
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                      • Jan 2007
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                      #11
                      Good joke.I was in a horrible mood but this joke was just the right thing i needed ! Thanks!
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                      • notabook
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                        • Apr 2006
                        • 9748

                        #12
                        Old people are funny huh?

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                        • HeadPimp
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                          • Jul 2001
                          • 2772

                          #13
                          Nice one!

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                          • gimo33
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                            • Mar 2006
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                            #14
                            lol hahaha good one!
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                            • lot
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                              • Oct 2006
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                              #15
                              hahaha..119...poor ladies)))


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                              • rotterdammer
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                                • Feb 2006
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                                #16
                                whahahaha im still laughing my cock out my pants

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                                • Scott McD
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                                  • Nov 2002
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by pornguy
                                  Sounds like some women I know,.
                                  Indeed...


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                                  • xxxfuzion
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                                    • Jun 2006
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                                    #18
                                    lol man :D

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                                    • J. Falcon
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                                      #19
                                      good one
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                                      • pornpf69
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                                        • Jun 2004
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                                        #20
                                        good one!!

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                                        • Aussie Rebel
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                                          • Aug 2001
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                                          #21
                                          Funny

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                                            • nAtuRaLbEautY
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                                              #23
                                              omg.. nice one! lol..
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                                              • Furious_Female
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                                                #24
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                                                • bobby666
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                                                  • Nov 2005
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                                                  #25
                                                  nice ladies, lol

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                                                  • baddog
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                                                    • Apr 2001
                                                    • 107089

                                                    #26
                                                    Reminds me of a true story that happened with me.

                                                    The year was 1987. I was in South Dakota for Sturgis Bike Week. A few friends of mine had left a couple days before me, but due to breakdowns, too much alcohol and/or gambling had caused them to all get spread out over the west half of the country and I eventually caught up with everyone. In fact, I was able to inform the guys up front what was happening with the guys still limping in.

                                                    Anyway, most of us were camping in Spearfish, with one friend (Bear) that had brought a truck full of bikes for a movie staying at a hotel.

                                                    I had gone over to the hotel to meet up with Bear and to ride back to the campground with him so he could find it later.

                                                    We took off down the main drag (Hwy 90), racing right in front of a hospital, that happened to have a cop in the parking lot.

                                                    Naturally, he pulled us over. When we stopped, he asked us why we were going so fast. I pointed to the sign that said 90 on it.

                                                    He let us go with a warning that he had better not see us any more that week.

                                                    Wouldn't you know it that less that 4 hours later, we were back at the hotel, and Bear was unloading the movie bikes. One was a dirt bike that was set up to hold a camera. He started doing wheelies down the street, when sure enough, the same cop pulled him over.

                                                    Believe it or not, he got off with a warning because he wasn't speeding . . . just doing wheelies.

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                                                    • Adultnet
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                                                      • Sep 2003
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                                                      #27
                                                      good joke mate


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                                                      • PHP-CODER-FOR-HIRE
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                                                        #28
                                                        lol hilarious i love blondes

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                                                        • gecko
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                                                          #29
                                                          lol.................
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                                                          • Fap
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                                                            • Feb 2004
                                                            • 12094

                                                            #30
                                                            haha nice little joke

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                                                            • rotterdammer
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                                                              • Feb 2006
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                                                              #31
                                                              bump for me

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