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  • Zester
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2003
    • 5344

    #1

    my mom has a birthday and I need something nice to write

    on her birthday presents I bought her.
    she is 61 today....
    c'mon think of something...I have a few words but give it your best shot
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  • Kimo
    ...
    • Jan 2006
    • 11542

    #2
    "have fun playing bingo, baby!"
    ...

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    • Virago
      Confirmed User
      • Jun 2006
      • 111

      #3
      "Thanks for boning dad all those years ago and taking it in the pussy.

      Had you been more into anal I might not be here to wish you a Happy Birthday

      Love Your son."

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      • donkevlar
        Confirmed User
        • Sep 2006
        • 4325

        #4
        "If I wasn't your son you would be a MILF but instead you're just a MIL, unless of course you want to have sex. Just joking.

        - love Zester"
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        • aico
          Moo Moo Cow
          • Mar 2004
          • 14748

          #5
          Roses are Red
          Violets are Blue
          You and Dad bumped uglies
          I want to thank you

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          • Agent 488
            Registered User
            • Feb 2006
            • 22511

            #6
            "sorry ..........."

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            • Aussie Rebel
              Blow Me U Geeks
              • Aug 2001
              • 5108

              #7
              Moneys short!
              Times are hard!
              Here's ya fuckin birthday card

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              • tony299
                lurker
                • Aug 2002
                • 57021

                #8
                Your life is growing short enjoy your birthday

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                • Zester
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2003
                  • 5344

                  #9
                  Originally posted by tony404
                  Your life is growing short enjoy your birthday
                  ......ouch....
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                  • Profits of Doom
                    Monster Rain
                    • Feb 2004
                    • 4978

                    #10
                    Life is tough,
                    but I won't wallow.
                    Cause I'm really glad,
                    you didn't swallow.
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                    • bobby666
                      boots are my religion
                      • Nov 2005
                      • 21765

                      #11
                      "mom i need again some money"

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                      • Mattress King
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jul 2005
                        • 144

                        #12
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                        • lazycash
                          Troll Patrol
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 15214

                          #13
                          "I know you think I'm a loser and hate me promoting porn, but I really want to wish you a very happy birthday Mom"
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                          • DaddyMustang
                            Confirmed User
                            • May 2006
                            • 1892

                            #14
                            Originally posted by lazycash
                            "I know you think I'm a loser and hate me promoting porn, but I really want to wish you a very happy birthday Mom"

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                            • Some Guy
                              Affordable Content!
                              • Dec 2001
                              • 1750

                              #15
                              Just put something like;

                              "Well mom, you're 61-years-young and still the best mom anyone could ever ask for. I'm lucky to have somebody as special as you in my life. Many more wonderful birthdays to come!"

                              Or if that doesn't work for you;

                              "These presents brought to you by porn."

                              I think the first one will score you more points, though.

                              :D

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                              • DeadFidel
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jul 2003
                                • 6764

                                #16
                                I love you better

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                                • Zayne E.
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Apr 2002
                                  • 1383

                                  #17
                                  "Mom...even at 61 you still look as hot as a porn starlett with a 14 inch cock in her ass.

                                  Love, Zester"

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                                  • Cash
                                    Click on my TCG signature
                                    • Feb 2002
                                    • 20825

                                    #18
                                    Happy Birthday to you mom
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                                    • pinky_julia
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jan 2007
                                      • 286

                                      #19
                                      Maybe something like that:

                                      I always have these words in mind, but very rarely say I LOVE YOU. You are the greatest Mom in the whole world and I'm very proud that you are mine. You are the one who gave me birth, were always near whenever I needed you and my heart is full of warmth and love only because of you. You are my guarding Angel, my dear Friend and my wonderful Mom! I love you!
                                      Last edited by pinky_julia; 02-26-2007, 03:06 AM.

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                                      • themonk
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                                        • May 2006
                                        • 6511

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by donkevlar
                                        "If I wasn't your son you would be a MILF but instead you're just a MIL, unless of course you want to have sex. Just joking.

                                        - love Zester"
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                                        • Adultnet
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Sep 2003
                                          • 8713

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Profits of Doom
                                          Life is tough,
                                          but I won't wallow.
                                          Cause I'm really glad,
                                          you didn't swallow.
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                                          • Adultnet
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                                            • Sep 2003
                                            • 8713

                                            #22
                                            Mother I love MIL


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                                            • Madame0120
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Nov 2004
                                              • 1227

                                              #23
                                              Mothers Are a Special Gift by Faye Diane Kilday

                                              Mothers are a special gift sent

                                              from God above,

                                              They bless us with their nurturing,

                                              And fill us with their love.


                                              They pick us up when we are down,

                                              And when we're sad they know,

                                              They're always there to lend a hand,

                                              And guide us as we go.


                                              And mothers are like special jewels

                                              that can't be bought or sold...

                                              A mother's love's more precious

                                              than the rarest gem or gold.


                                              Yes, mothers are a special gift sent

                                              from God above,

                                              And we'll be blessed forever with

                                              their never ending love!

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