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I got a joke to tell

02-24-2007, 10:50 PM

Once there was a lion
and a monkey.

The monkey said,
"I can make the weather change."

And the lion said,
"No, you can't."

So the monkey started
climbing up the tree.

And then he started peeing
on the lion's head.

"Now it's raining!"

Then he started farting.

"Now there's thunder!"
Then he started doo-dooing.

"Now it's snowing!"

So the lion said, "Oh, yeah?
Well, I can make the stars come out."

And then he kicked him
in the ding-ding.

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02-24-2007, 10:53 PM

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02-24-2007, 10:56 PM

Poor Joke

Not a good joke

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02-24-2007, 10:57 PM

hehe. not that bad
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02-24-2007, 11:10 PM

I hope when that monkey wakes up it stabs that lion to death with a screwdriver
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02-24-2007, 11:17 PM

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear asks the rabbit, "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit replies, "No, I don't." So the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass with it.

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02-25-2007, 12:29 AM

Beginning of Eddie Murphy Raw. Awesome shit.

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02-25-2007, 12:32 AM

Originally posted by GetNaughty

Beginning of Eddie Murphy Raw. Awesome shit.

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02-25-2007, 12:32 AM

Originally posted by Profits of Doom

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear asks the rabbit, "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit replies, "No, I don't." So the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass with it.

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02-25-2007, 12:40 AM

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02-25-2007, 12:46 AM

I got a joke too danza...

There was this monkey.
His name was danza.
The monkey thought he could fight Kimbo and ran his little bitch mouth.
Then when it came close to arranging a fight, danza bitched out like a nancy girl.

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02-25-2007, 12:50 AM

Originally posted by jackprintsnow

btw, cdsmith you're a tool

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02-25-2007, 12:53 AM

wasn't that off an eddie murphy skit? heh... entertaining regardless

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02-25-2007, 01:06 AM

Originally posted by jackprintsnow

I got a joke too danza...

There was this monkey.
His name was danza.
The monkey thought he could fight Kimbo and ran his little bitch mouth.
Then when it came close to arranging a fight, danza bitched out like a nancy girl.

Did you like my story?

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What was King Shit king of?
Why, Turd Island of course.
He wore a pretty tin foil hat and everything.

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02-25-2007, 01:11 AM

heh funny ones

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02-25-2007, 01:32 AM

Originally posted by jackprintsnow

I got a joke too danza...

There was this monkey.
His name was danza.
The monkey thought he could fight Kimbo and ran his little bitch mouth.
Then when it came close to arranging a fight, danza bitched out like a nancy girl.

Did you like my story?

btw, cdsmith you're a tool

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02-25-2007, 01:35 AM

nice joke :_)
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02-25-2007, 04:45 AM

funny lol

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02-26-2007, 10:50 AM

Nice and simple.Good joke.Never heard it before.Thanks for sharing it !

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02-26-2007, 10:54 AM

hehe..watch out for the ding ding!

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02-26-2007, 11:02 AM

Originally posted by chartescorts

Not a good joke

You have english humour

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02-26-2007, 11:04 AM

My 3-year-old tells better jokes. But at least you tried.

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02-26-2007, 11:06 AM

haha...um, ok. it's one of those jokes where i just kind of turn my head a bit to the side and say "huh" but funny nonetheless

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02-26-2007, 12:50 PM

hm
sorry but not funny at all

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02-26-2007, 01:12 PM

Originally posted by DirtyDanza

Once there was a lion
and a monkey.

The monkey said,
"I can make the weather change."

And the lion said,
"No, you can't."

So the monkey started
climbing up the tree.

And then he started peeing
on the lion's head.

"Now it's raining!"

Then he started farting.

"Now there's thunder!"
Then he started doo-dooing.

"Now it's snowing!"

So the lion said, "Oh, yeah?
Well, I can make the stars come out."

And then he kicked him
in the ding-ding.

Thank you.

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02-26-2007, 01:15 PM

Eddie Murphy has better shit come onnn
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02-26-2007, 01:15 PM

lmao...indeed, raw is tha shit

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02-26-2007, 01:16 PM

I just bought Delirious the other day, can u believe it finally came out on DVD when it was made in 1983!!!! Should arrive today, lemme tel you

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02-26-2007, 01:32 PM

I knew that was an EM joke, but I did not know it was from Raw.

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