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    Just Du It
    • Feb 2004
    • 12094

    #1

    We are all going to die! [maybe]

    UN urged to take action on asteroid threat
    SAN FRANCISCO, Feb 17 (Reuters) - An asteroid may come uncomfortably close to Earth in 2036 and the United Nations should assume responsibility for a space mission to deflect it, a group of astronauts, engineers and scientists said on Saturday.

    Astronomers are monitoring an asteroid named Apophis, which has a 1 in 45,000 chance of striking Earth on April 13, 2036.

    Although the odds of an impact by this particular asteroid are low, a recent congressional mandate for NASA to upgrade its tracking of near-Earth asteroids is expected to uncover hundreds, if not thousands of threatening space rocks in the near future, former astronaut Rusty Schweickart said.

    "It's not just Apophis we're looking at. Every country is at risk. We need a set of general principles to deal with this issue," Schweickart, a member of the Apollo 9 crew that orbited the earth in March 1969, told an American Association for the Advancement of Science conference in San Francisco.

    Schweickart plans to present an update next week to the U.N. Committee on Peaceful Uses of Outer Space on plans to develop a blueprint for a global response to an asteroid threat.

    The Association of Space Explorers, a group of former astronauts and cosmonauts, intends to host a series of high-level workshops this year to flesh out the plan and will make a formal proposal to the U.N. in 2009, he said.

    Schweickart wants to see the United Nations adopt procedures for assessing asteroid threats and deciding if and when to take action.

    The favored approach to dealing with a potentially deadly space rock is to dispatch a spacecraft that would use gravity to alter the asteroid's course so it no longer threatens Earth, said astronaut Ed Lu, a veteran of the International Space Station.

    The so-called Gravity Tractor could maintain a position near the threatening asteroid, exerting a gentle tug that, over time, would deflect the asteroid.

    An asteroid the size of Apophis, which is about 460 feet (140 meters) long, would take about 12 days of gravity-tugging, Lu added.

    Mission costs are estimated at $300 million.

    Launching an asteroid deflection mission early would reduce the amount of energy needed to alter its course and increase the chances of a successful outcome, Schweickart said.

    NASA says the precise effect of a 460-foot (140-metre) object hitting the Earth would depend on what the asteroid was made of and the angle of impact.

    Paul Slovic, president of Oregon-based Decision Research, which studies judgment, decision-making and risk analysis, said the asteroid could take out an entire city or region.

    Source: http://www.alertnet.org/thenews/newsdesk/N17363374.htm
  • 2012
    So Fucking What
    • Jul 2006
    • 17189

    #2
    1 in 45,000 chance of striking Earth

    I'll put $5 on it strikes the earth.

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    Last edited by 2012; 02-21-2007, 10:30 PM. Reason: big time party crasher
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      Just Du It
      • Feb 2004
      • 12094

      #3
      Which is why i said maybe. But it is obviously enough of a chance to the point where they want to set up a defense

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      • 2012
        So Fucking What
        • Jul 2006
        • 17189

        #4
        dead meat

        Originally posted by banthis
        Which is why i said maybe. But it is obviously enough of a chance to the point where they want to set up a defense
        I understand, I've been spending too much time at the sportsbook at ceasars....

        interesting how this comes out now during the "global warming facts" propaganda campaign.

        more bullshit to put the fear of jevus into you.

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        • sumphatpimp
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2002
          • 5235

          #5
          I fear hemorroids more than asteroids

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          • baddog
            So Fucking Banned
            • Apr 2001
            • 107089

            #6
            maybe? I have a secret for you, we are all going to die.

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              Just Du It
              • Feb 2004
              • 12094

              #7
              I see no connection between this and global warming. Why would there be a propaganda campaign? I think that is a load of shit to be honest

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              • sharp
                Confirmed User
                • Jan 2003
                • 7006

                #8
                Originally posted by fartfly
                1 in 45,000 chance of striking Earth

                I'll put $5 on it strikes the earth.

                ...

                I'd put a billiongazillionmilliontrillion dollars on it not hitting earth. Because if it does, I won't have to pay up, obviously. :O

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                • notabook
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2006
                  • 9748

                  #9
                  What the fuck do they want the UN to do about it? Pray to their various gods? Unless the UN has some tech from a hundred years in the future I fail to see what the fuck they could do to stop an asteroid.

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                  • bobby666
                    boots are my religion
                    • Nov 2005
                    • 21765

                    #10
                    who cares, i have no time

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                    • 2012
                      So Fucking What
                      • Jul 2006
                      • 17189

                      #11
                      positivity is key

                      Originally posted by sharp
                      I'd put a billiongazillionmilliontrillion dollars on it not hitting earth. Because if it does, I won't have to pay up, obviously. :O
                      I'm glad you are looking on the bright side. May the force be with you.


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                      • dynastoned
                        mmm yeah!
                        • Feb 2005
                        • 5061

                        #12
                        2036 ahhh. ill be about 60 then so i don't give a fuck.

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                        • RawAlex
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 9465

                          #13
                          2036? I'll be 72. If I make it that far, I will worry about it when I get there.

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                          • Profits of Doom
                            Monster Rain
                            • Feb 2004
                            • 4978

                            #14
                            Time to call Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck...we have a mission for you boys
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                            • 2012
                              So Fucking What
                              • Jul 2006
                              • 17189

                              #15
                              to much tv

                              Originally posted by banthis
                              Why would there be a propaganda campaign?
                              I don't know. Keeping people in fear of "something" is always a good plan. It's worked very well lately. Just stick some anna nicole shit in between real news and car commercials and you have the perfect crash test dummy to insert any bullshit story about asteroids you want.

                              TEQUILA !!!

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                              • Pink-AE
                                Confirmed User
                                • Feb 2007
                                • 283

                                #16
                                Originally posted by fartfly
                                1 in 45,000 chance of striking Earth

                                I'll put $5 on it strikes the earth.

                                ...
                                Gonna be hard to collect your winnings if everyones DEAD. ;)

                                2036.. I'd be...59 years old.. fuck.. might as well be dead by then anyway. I'll put $50 on it.

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                                • Pink-AE
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Feb 2007
                                  • 283

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Profits of Doom
                                  Time to call Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck...we have a mission for you boys

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                                  • themonk
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • May 2006
                                    • 6511

                                    #18
                                    yeah lets take bets aliens will take all are bets
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                                    • flashfire
                                      ICQ 1 6 7 8 5 3 4 9 2
                                      • Feb 2003
                                      • 13098

                                      #19
                                      1 in 45000?

                                      there are many things with a better chance of ending the earth...stop those first

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                                      • 2012
                                        So Fucking What
                                        • Jul 2006
                                        • 17189

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Pink-AE
                                        Gonna be hard to collect your winnings if everyones DEAD. ;)

                                        2036.. I'd be...59 years old.. fuck.. might as well be dead by then anyway. I'll put $50 on it.
                                        no shit


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                                        • madawgz
                                          8.8.8.8
                                          • Mar 2006
                                          • 30509

                                          #21
                                          wow, that sounds fucked up

                                          it could take out an entire city

                                          hope this doesnt happen....:\
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                                          • Scott McD
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Nov 2002
                                            • 67792

                                            #22
                                            Destroying the human race good be the best thing to happen to Earth anyway.

                                            Here's hoping for a direct hit !!


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