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  • xxxjay
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    • Aug 2002
    • 13482

    #1

    I have turned my life over to Jesus Christ (seriously)

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  • babymaker
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    • Jan 2004
    • 4751

    #2
    Good luck with ol' jesus H.

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    • fatfoo
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      • Mar 2003
      • 27763

      #3
      Definition from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_H._Christ

      Jesus Christ vs Jesus H. Christ

      Jesus H. Christ is an example of slang serving as a profanity. The expression can be used in an angry, wry, sarcastic, cynical, exasperated, or even joking tone. The expression implies that the Christ is a surname rather than a title. (Christ comes from the Greek christos meaning "anointed.")
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      • Mohawk Steve
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        • Apr 2005
        • 3223

        #4
        Originally posted by fatfoo
        Definition from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_H._Christ

        Jesus Christ vs Jesus H. Christ

        Jesus H. Christ is an example of slang serving as a profanity. The expression can be used in an angry, wry, sarcastic, cynical, exasperated, or even joking tone. The expression implies that the Christ is a surname rather than a title. (Christ comes from the Greek christos meaning "anointed.")
        What does the H. stand for?
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        • Barefootsies
          Choice is an Illusion
          • Feb 2005
          • 42635

          #5
          Originally posted by xxxjay
          I have turned my life over to Jesus Christ (seriously)
          You must be on some strong drugs.

          Let me know when you've moved on to the tooth fairy, and boogie man.
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          • trevesty
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            • Aug 2006
            • 3810

            #6
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            • Spunky
              I need a beer
              • Jun 2002
              • 133978

              #7
              Jesus is lord!

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              • webair
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2002
                • 8531

                #8
                Actually, I've heard numerous explanations for the H over the years. The first is that it stands for "Holy," as in Jesus Holy Christ, a common enough blasphemy in the South, abridged to H by fast-talking Northerners. Other colorful Southern epithets include Jesus Hebe Christ and Jesus Hebrew Christ, which abbreviate the same way. The drawback of this account is that it is so boring I can barely type it without falling asleep. Luckily, the other theories are more entertaining:

                (1) It stands for "Haploid." This is an old bio major joke, referring to the unique (not to say immaculate) circumstances of Christ's conception. Having no biological father, J.C. was shortchanged in the chromosome department to the tune of one half. Ingenious, I'll admit, but whimsy has no place in a serious investigation such as this.

                (2) It recalls the H in the IHS logo emblazoned on much Christian paraphernalia. IHS dates from the earliest years of Christianity, being an abbreviation of "Jesus" in classical Greek characters. The Greek pronunciation is "Iesous," with the E sound being represented by the character eta, which looks like an H. When the symbol passed to Christian Romans, for whom an H was an H, the unaccountable character eventually became accepted as Jesus's middle initial.

                (3) Finally, a reader makes the claim that the H derives from the taunting Latin inscription INRH that was supposedly tacked on the cross by Roman soldiers: Iesus Nazarenus, Rex Hebrei (Jesus the Nazarene, King of the Hebrews). Trouble is, the inscription is usually given as INRI: Iesus Nazarenus, Rex Iudaeorum (J.C., King of the Jews).

                Nonetheless, this is the kind of creative thinking I like to see from my Teeming Millions. With every passing day, my mission on this earth comes closer to completion.

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                • SomeCreep
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                  • Mar 2003
                  • 26118

                  #9
                  Originally posted by xxxjay
                  Man that's awesome

                  Now for the icing on the cake, I vote for Slayer's Daddy, thy Venom.


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                  • Coup
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                    • Apr 2010
                    • 9931

                    #10
                    i like this one better

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                    • american pervert
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                      • Sep 2002
                      • 6840

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Mohawk Steve
                      What does the H. stand for?

                      deez nutz!!!!
                      I can resist everything except temptation

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                      • baddog
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Apr 2001
                        • 107089

                        #12
                        wax on, wax off

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                        • L-Pink
                          working on my tan
                          • Mar 2005
                          • 39151

                          #13
                          Then have him fix your earlier post.

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                          • epitome
                            So Fucking Lame
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 12156

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Mohawk Steve
                            What does the H. stand for?
                            Horatio.

                            A little known fact is that Horatio on CSI: Miami is actually Jesus.

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                            • Jayvis
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                              • Nov 2005
                              • 5430

                              #15
                              epic

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                              • nikki99
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                                • Nov 2004
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                                #16
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                                • brassmonkey
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                                  • Sep 2005
                                  • 77385

                                  #17
                                  can i have your sites
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                                  • digitaldivas
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                                    • Sep 2007
                                    • 4328

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Mohawk Steve
                                    What does the H. stand for?
                                    Holy... duh!
                                    ...

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                                    • Caligari
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                                      #19
                                      as only slayer can do..love it.
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                                      • EthnicLover
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                                        #20
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                                        • CaptainHowdy
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                                          • Dec 2004
                                          • 94027

                                          #21
                                          Christianity was hardcore from its very beginnings...

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                                          • ThumbLord
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                                            • Jan 2009
                                            • 1932

                                            #22
                                            the H. stands for Henk, I am sure !
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                                            • seeandsee
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                                              • Mar 2006
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                                              #23
                                              yeah Jesus is here
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                                              • JFK
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                                                • Jan 2002
                                                • 67369

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by seeandsee
                                                yeah Jesus is here
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                                                • The Porn Nerd
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                                                  • Jun 2009
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                                                  #25
                                                  "I don't know if I want White America to remember or to forget: Jesus Christ was the first non-violent revolutionary. Dig it."
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                                                  • brassmonkey
                                                    Pay It Forward
                                                    • Sep 2005
                                                    • 77385

                                                    #26
                                                    isnt jesus christ a member here is he watching us
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                                                    • smutnut
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                                                      • Jul 2007
                                                      • 5889

                                                      #27

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                                                      • RyuLion
                                                        • Mar 2003
                                                        • 32364

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Coup
                                                        i like this one better
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                                                        • OY
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                                                          #29
                                                          Hilarious! Lol
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                                                          • LoveSandra
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                                                            • Aug 2008
                                                            • 10551

                                                            #30
                                                            Good luck

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