BREAKING NEWS!! Finally, a cure for AIDS

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  • Snake Doctor
    I'm Lenny2 Bitch
    • Mar 2001
    • 13449

    #1

    BREAKING NEWS!! Finally, a cure for AIDS

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17244005/

    The President of Gambia, Yahya Jammeh, has created a cure for AIDS.
    "Whatever you do, there are bound to be skeptics, but I can tell you my method is foolproof,? President Yahya Jammeh told an Associated Press reporter, surrounded by bodyguards in his presidential compound. ?Mine is not an argument, mine is a proof. It?s a declaration. I can cure AIDS and I will.?
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  • notabook
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2006
    • 9748

    #2
    ‘Miracle’ concoction of green paste, bitter drink and bananas raises alarm

    I've been telling them for years that the AIDS cure is bananas and green paste! The bitter drink is pointless though. Stupid negroids.

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    • Snake Doctor
      I'm Lenny2 Bitch
      • Mar 2001
      • 13449

      #3
      Originally posted by notabook
      ?Miracle? concoction of green paste, bitter drink and bananas raises alarm

      I've been telling them for years that the AIDS cure is bananas and green paste! The bitter drink is pointless though. Stupid negroids.
      Well at least now that the cure is here we can go back to shooting up and having unprotected sex.
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      • Agent 488
        Registered User
        • Feb 2006
        • 22511

        #4
        we live in a time of miracles:

        http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,251510,00.html

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        • BobG
          Confirmed User
          • Nov 2003
          • 4274

          #5
          Originally posted by Lenny2
          Well at least now that the cure is here we can go back to shooting up and having unprotected sex.
          next on hit list... the herps

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          • notabook
            Confirmed User
            • Apr 2006
            • 9748

            #6
            Originally posted by Lenny2
            Well at least now that the cure is here we can go back to shooting up and having unprotected sex.
            True that, true that. Let the good times roll! Sure there are a few dozen or so other nasty STDs out there but I'm sure science will cure them using pop rocks and R.C. Cola.

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            • BIGTYMER
              Junior Achiever
              • Nov 2004
              • 17066

              #7
              Magic Johnson has been using for YEARS!

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              • pornguy
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Mar 2003
                • 62910

                #8
                there has been a cure for aids since day one.

                And you will love the name...


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                • Mr. Marks
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2001
                  • 7517

                  #9
                  Shits and giggle aside, the part of the HIV virus that doesn't mutate has recently been found. It's only a matter of time until we have a vaccine.

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                  • L-Pink
                    working on my tan
                    • Mar 2005
                    • 39151

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Lenny2
                    Well at least now that the cure is here we can go back to shooting up and having unprotected sex.
                    We can start fucking Haitians again

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                    • calibra
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 4357

                      #11
                      Originally posted by L-Pink
                      We can start fucking Haitians again

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                      • Jace
                        FBOP Class Of 2013
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 35562

                        #12
                        Originally posted by pornguy
                        there has been a cure for aids since day one.

                        And you will love the name...


                        " PUSSY! "

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                        • RogerV
                          Banned!
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 12591

                          #13
                          I'm sure they will find a cure one day..

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                          • Antonio
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Oct 2001
                            • 14136

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Mr. Marks
                            Shits and giggle aside, the part of the HIV virus that doesn't mutate has recently been found. It's only a matter of time until we have a vaccine.

                            something like 10 years from what I heard, meanwhile 1000 people die daily in South Africa alone, so basically the population of a decent sized city disappears there every 6 months

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                            • L-Pink
                              working on my tan
                              • Mar 2005
                              • 39151

                              #15
                              One thing to remember about aids stats. The odds of you getting it are much, much higher than they appear.

                              Stats are presented ... X out of 1000 people will be exposed. Well that 1000 people includes my 79 year old mother, the family of five next door, careful condom users, etc.

                              If you just use the number of people crusing for sex with new partners ... WoW do your odds go up! Be careful out there!

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                              • PussyTeenies
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                                • Feb 2005
                                • 6496

                                #16
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                                • themonk
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • May 2006
                                  • 6511

                                  #17
                                  now he will make money ;)
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                                  • DeadFidel
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jul 2003
                                    • 6764

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by RogerV
                                    I'm sure they will find a cure one day..
                                    They could find a cure for it today, same as for cancer. but tell that to the BIG boy Pharmaceuticals and their lobbys.

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                                    • Drake
                                      Hello world!
                                      • Mar 2003
                                      • 12508

                                      #19
                                      Now how about one for herpes. Something is itching.

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