What are your talents? - Don't be shy people!

JonClark
Making Money
Ohio, USA
No need for fame

Josh
Culinary Arts
Iowa
Nothing, stfu

Jon
computers, automobile repair, photography, server admin
St. Louis, MO
I'm a quick study

Your name.Billy Bob Thorton
Talent.Actor
Geographical Location.Canada
Claim to fame (if applicable).Banging Angelina

Name: Jeremiah Donelson
Talent: Expert Feline Exterminator
Location: The Deep South
Claim to fame: I can kill cats faster than anyone else I know. It takes less than half of an ounce of antifreeze to kill nearly any cat but I’ve found you can actually get the job done with ¼. Furthermore by only using a forth you cause their systems to shut down more slowly. Basically by using less you cause more pain! Quite intriguing really.

I am also an inventor. I’ve come up with over 200 uses for cats and their various body parts. Did you know that cat eyes can be ground up into a fine powder then used in combination with a powerful oxidizer (like potassium nitrate) to make a potent... uh.. excuse me for the lack of a scientific term here: “De-wood-ifier”? Just one sniff of the stuff will prevent you from getting a hard on for hours. Think of it as anti-viagra.

ADL Eddie
I can boogie in the disco
Wisconsin

Mike Semen
London
Masturbation/Pubic Topiary.

Shooting porn.