Why is Mikes Hard Lemonade so Fucking Sweet?

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  • bogo
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2002
    • 1982

    #1

    Why is Mikes Hard Lemonade so Fucking Sweet?

    I like to switch up once in a while from beer and just had a bottle of Mikes although why do they put so much fucking sugar in it? It wouyld have been a decent drink if it wasnt so sweet.Feels like i had a slice of chocolate pie.
  • interracialtoons
    Confirmed User
    • May 2006
    • 1910

    #2
    hehehe.

    Try Smirnoff Ice, or Bacardi O3.
    Done.

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    • The Cocksucker
      I have traffic for sale!
      • Jan 2007
      • 172

      #3
      Originally posted by bogo
      I like to switch up once in a while from beer and just had a bottle of Mikes although why do they put so much fucking sugar in it? It wouyld have been a decent drink if it wasnt so sweet.Feels like i had a slice of chocolate pie.
      That shit is so sweet it gives my a stomach ache. It's either the mad amounts of sugar or the millions of tiny bubbles in it. They aren't even like beer bubbles. They are smaller. I actually slammed one of those once and hopped in my car. 2 minutes down the road I had to forcibly pull the car into a convenience store and buy some Tums it hurt so bad. Fuck Mike's Hard Lemonade.

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      • ztik
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2001
        • 5196

        #4
        Originally posted by interracialtoons
        hehehe.

        Try Smirnoff Ice, or Bacardi O3.

        Might as well drink zima

        just put tape over the label so people don't make fun of you
        .

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        • ztik
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2001
          • 5196

          #5
          Originally posted by The Cocksucker
          That shit is so sweet it gives my a stomach ache. It's either the mad amounts of sugar or the millions of tiny bubbles in it. They aren't even like beer bubbles. They are smaller. I actually slammed one of those once and hopped in my car. 2 minutes down the road I had to forcibly pull the car into a convenience store and buy some Tums it hurt so bad. Fuck Mike's Hard Lemonade.
          Yeah, same here. Try eating a tums for every one you drink, lol
          .

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          • evildick

            #6
            That stuff is pure poison. If the almost instant heart burn doesn't get you, the diabetes will.

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            • fuzebox
              making it rain
              • Oct 2003
              • 22372

              #7
              Mikes Hard was responsible for my very first hangover and full day puking session...

              Ahhh the memories

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              • interracialtoons
                Confirmed User
                • May 2006
                • 1910

                #8
                Originally posted by ztik
                Might as well drink zima

                just put tape over the label so people don't make fun of you


                Not even close to Zima...way better!
                Done.

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                • Tiffany Preston
                  Confirmed User
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 1555

                  #9
                  i like it is good and have you try Chocolate martini ?
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                  • OY
                    Industry Pioneer
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 5401

                    #10
                    Because it is a drink made for girls...
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                    • rapmaster
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2007
                      • 1576

                      #11
                      Yeah I also always get a stomach ache if I try one of those chick drinks.
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