Steve Ballmer: Blames Poor Vista Sales on Pirates

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  • notabook
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2006
    • 9748

    #1

    Steve Ballmer: Blames Poor Vista Sales on Pirates

    Guess he's learned a thing or two from the RIAA and MPAA. This assfuck blames pirates for poor Vista sales lmao. I bet it has everything to do with those dirty Chinese, Indian, Brazilian, and Russian pirates! It couldn't absolutely be anything else other than pirates! DAMN THEM ALL TO HELL!




    Yeah you better run pirate. Wondering why he has two copies? Because he didn't know which one to pirate so he fucking grabbed them all. There are like 30 different god damn versions, he didn't want to accidentally pirate the wrong one.




    Fuck you pirate!
  • The Cocksucker
    I have traffic for sale!
    • Jan 2007
    • 172

    #2
    God for bid he admits that is could possibly have something to do with hardware incompatability issues, security holes, etc. What a shit bum.

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    • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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      • Jul 2004
      • 38323

      #3


      What say ye pirate? Prepared to confirm or deny anything?

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      • BoyAlley
        So Fucking Gay
        • Nov 2004
        • 19714

        #4
        Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude


        What say ye pirate? Prepared to confirm or deny anything?

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        • Mike Semen
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2001
          • 2924

          #5
          Originally posted by The Cocksucker
          God for bid he admits that is could possibly have something to do with hardware incompatability issues, security holes, etc. What a shit bum.
          Yea nothing to do with the fact that most people expect it to be a piece of bloated doshit that will only fuck anyting you have installed on your machine at the moment.
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          • Brujah
            Beer Money Baron
            • Jan 2001
            • 22157

            #6
            I was going to need to upgrade my laptop. I didn't feel like the hardware issues with Vista, and the Macbooks were an attractive alternative.

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            • Rui
              web
              • Dec 2001
              • 9533

              #7
              Vista is the future...the keyword being future and not present, anybody upgrading within the next 6 months or so is just asking for trouble...

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              • StuartD
                Sofa King Band
                • Jul 2002
                • 29903

                #8
                Originally posted by notabook
                Wondering why he has two copies? Because he didn't know which one to pirate so he fucking grabbed them all. There are like 30 different god damn versions, he didn't want to accidentally pirate the wrong one.
                Actually, there's only a few different versions and they are all on the same disc.

                But funny regardless.
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                • teg0
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2006
                  • 4204

                  #9
                  Thats like K-Fed blamming his low record sales on pirates.

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                  • Magix
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jun 2006
                    • 2616

                    #10
                    if not for pirates windows xp wasn't as goog as is good now, so pirates only making good for windows....
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                    • DaddyHalbucks
                      A freakin' legend!
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 18975

                      #11
                      Microsoft had it coming for a long time.

                      They have fucked over consumers to the tune of billions of dollars through their illegal monopolistic policies which added mega costs and delivered poor quality.

                      Fuck you Steve Ballmer. Fuck you Bill Gates.
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                      • Tat2Jr
                        Confirmed User
                        • Feb 2001
                        • 4882

                        #12
                        I just bought a new laptop tonight. DREADED getting vista instead of XP, but the rest of the computer was perfect. Took about 2 hours to make it look like windows classic, but still got a funky pane on the left side of all my open folders, and whenever I do just about anything it does a popup asking me if I wanted to do what I just did. HUGE pain in the ass. I'm still not quite sure where my documents went, and what the fuck are public folders? I've got a few more hours on google to get this thing usable.

                        Oh, btw - I have no idea what vista even looks like as I switched to the classic view right after login. If I wanted fancy menus and see-through folders I'd have gotten a mac.

                        If Steve Ballmer would like to trade me a Windows XP Home I'll gladly give up my key for this vista crap, so he can have an extra one to sell.
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                        • natas
                          Confirmed User
                          • Mar 2002
                          • 3377

                          #13
                          Originally posted by notabook

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                          • ADL Eddie
                            Confirmed User
                            • Feb 2007
                            • 548

                            #14
                            Windows Vista is NOOOOOT groovy


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                            • sumphatpimp
                              Confirmed User
                              • Aug 2002
                              • 5235

                              #15
                              if you are gong to run vista, might as well have a proper desktop


                              when you are done fucking around with that trash download an operating system that works
                              http://distrowatch.com/

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