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  • V_RocKs
    Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
    • Nov 2003
    • 32449
    #1

    Married and in need of a guaranteed blowjob?

    I might be stepping on Anal Hobbit's toes here but here goes:

    By your wife a seriously kick ass cell phone for mothers day. Make sure it is really kick ass and full of menus and options and features. Make sure it is BETTER than your phone. Make sure you get it with a 2 year contract extension and don't pay too much for it. You know you are going to be there in 2 years anyway...

    Now sit back and watch her blow you because you were such a man to get her a cell phone that kicks your own cell phone's ass.

    Now sit back as she is dumbfounded by the options and functions and just wants her old cell phone back.

    Now take possession of your new toy and get her whatever free phones come with a contract extension.

    win/win!
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    • seeandsee
      Check SIG!
      • Mar 2006
      • 50945
      #2
      Originally posted by V_RocKs
      I might be stepping on Anal Hobbit's toes here but here goes:

      By your wife a seriously kick ass cell phone for mothers day. Make sure it is really kick ass and full of menus and options and features. Make sure it is BETTER than your phone. Make sure you get it with a 2 year contract extension and don't pay too much for it. You know you are going to be there in 2 years anyway...

      Now sit back and watch her blow you because you were such a man to get her a cell phone that kicks your own cell phone's ass.

      Now sit back as she is dumbfounded by the options and functions and just wants her old cell phone back.

      Now take possession of your new toy and get her whatever free phones come with a contract extension.

      win/win!
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        • Loch
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2002
          • 7674
          #3
          Originally posted by V_RocKs
          I might be stepping on Anal Hobbit's toes here but here goes:

          By your wife a seriously kick ass cell phone for mothers day. Make sure it is really kick ass and full of menus and options and features. Make sure it is BETTER than your phone. Make sure you get it with a 2 year contract extension and don't pay too much for it. You know you are going to be there in 2 years anyway...

          Now sit back and watch her blow you because you were such a man to get her a cell phone that kicks your own cell phone's ass.

          Now sit back as she is dumbfounded by the options and functions and just wants her old cell phone back.

          Now take possession of your new toy and get her whatever free phones come with a contract extension.

          win/win!
          ADD
          And a second BJ for getting her the simple phone back

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            • WiredGuy
              Pounding Googlebot
              • Aug 2002
              • 34512
              #4
              Originally posted by V_RocKs
              Now sit back as she is dumbfounded by the options and functions and just wants her old cell phone back.
              More likely, she'll be reading the manual before you get the blowjob.
              WG
              I play with Google.

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                • hypedough
                  Confirmed User
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 3743
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Loch
                  ADD
                  And a second BJ for getting her the simple phone back
                  Hahahaha even better lol

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                    • LiveDose
                      Show Yer Tits!
                      • Feb 2002
                      • 25792
                      #6
                      If only that would work on my wife... lol

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                        • Spunky
                          I need a beer
                          • Jun 2002
                          • 133986
                          #7
                          Only if she spits on my belly

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                            • fatfoo
                              ICQ:649699063
                              • Mar 2003
                              • 27763
                              #8
                              You might upset your wife if you buy her a present and she is not a mother of a child. She might take it as an insult because you think she is old enough to be a mother of a child.
                              Last edited by fatfoo; 05-07-2010, 08:34 PM.
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                                • rowan
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Mar 2002
                                  • 17393
                                  #9
                                  Too bad if she wants to return it for the hot pink with encrusted diamonds model...

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                                    • munki
                                      Do Fun Shit.
                                      • Dec 2004
                                      • 13393
                                      #10
                                      Fuck we don't have kids yet...

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                                        • LoveSandra
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Aug 2008
                                          • 10551
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Loch
                                          ADD
                                          And a second BJ for getting her the simple phone back

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                                            • martinsc
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Jun 2005
                                              • 27047
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Loch
                                              ADD
                                              And a second BJ for getting her the simple phone back
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                                                • BIGTYMER
                                                  Junior Achiever
                                                  • Nov 2004
                                                  • 17066
                                                  #13
                                                  Awesome plan man!

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                                                    • Raf1
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                      • 12117
                                                      #14
                                                      I'm just glad I don't need to do all that to get a decent blowjob
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                                                        • M0nk
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Feb 2007
                                                          • 3502
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Raf1
                                                          I'm just glad I don't need to do all that to get a decent blowjob
                                                          hahaha same here buddy!
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                                                            • Chosen
                                                              VIPPay.com | AdultWebSponsors.com
                                                              • Aug 2001
                                                              • 63151
                                                              #16
                                                              LoL

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                                                                • Rochard
                                                                  Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                                  • 75733
                                                                  #17
                                                                  If you need to buy your wife a gift to get a blow job you have seriously failed at life.
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                                                                  Brooklyn, NY

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                                                                    • seeric
                                                                      ..........
                                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                                      • 41917
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by fatfoo
                                                                      You might upset your wife if you buy her a present and she is not a mother of a child. She might take it as an insult because you think she is old enough to be a mother of a child.
                                                                      what the fuck?



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                                                                        • hypedough
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Sep 2007
                                                                          • 3743
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by fatfoo
                                                                          You might upset your wife if you buy her a present and she is not a mother of a child. She might take it as an insult because you think she is old enough to be a mother of a child.
                                                                          Not on topic, but funny none-the-less.

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                                                                            • donkevlar
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Sep 2006
                                                                              • 4325
                                                                              #20
                                                                              This is the saddest thing I've ever heard and it's way too specific to be untrue...
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                                                                                • V_RocKs
                                                                                  Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                                                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                                                  • 32449
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by WiredGuy
                                                                                  More likely, she'll be reading the manual before you get the blowjob.
                                                                                  WG
                                                                                  Damn you're good!

                                                                                  Got the blowjob on delivery of the phone. Didn't get the phone back ;( and hence no blowjob for getting old phone back...

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