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  • TripleXPrint
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2007
    • 983
    #1

    Farting while jerking off.

    I was laying waste to my wiener last night and I accidentally farted. The smell crept up to my nose and for some odd reason, it reminded me of this nasty chick I banged in college with a smelly snatch. It totally ruined the moment for me. I just thought I would share.
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    • Barefootsies
      Choice is an Illusion
      • Feb 2005
      • 42635
      #2
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        • xNetworx
          So Fucking What
          • Jan 2004
          • 14445
          #3

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            • Jarmusch
               
              • May 2003
              • 12479
              #4
              You don't like your own aroma?

              I get high on my farts.

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                • seeandsee
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                  • Mar 2006
                  • 50945
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                    • Scott McD
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                      • Nov 2002
                      • 67798
                      #6
                      So did you cum or not ??


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                        • Cyber Fucker
                          Hmm
                          • Sep 2005
                          • 12642
                          #7
                          We're really not interested. Share your farts somewhere else.

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                            • Quagmire
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jul 2005
                              • 6490
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Jarmusch
                              You don't like your own aroma?

                              I get high on my farts.
                              he's lying. everyone likes their own brand.

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                                • Konkan
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jun 2008
                                  • 3537
                                  #9
                                  If your girlfriend has a stinky twat than keep your cocks on you for a week and your smell will dominate for sure.....keep that way until she take care of herself a little bit more.
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                                    • GatorB
                                      The Demon & 12clicks
                                      • Oct 2001
                                      • 18208
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by TripleXPrint
                                      I just thought I would share.
                                      Next time you have that thought...DON'T

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                                        • L-Pink
                                          working on my tan
                                          • Mar 2005
                                          • 39151
                                          #11
                                          Couldn't resist the thread title ...


                                          .

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                                            • scarlettcontent
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                                              • Mar 2006
                                              • 6031
                                              #12
                                              thanks for the phart story


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                                                  • 4436
                                                  #13
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                                                    • Spunky
                                                      I need a beer
                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                      • 133986
                                                      #14
                                                      Your farts smell like rotten tuna?

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                                                        • GrouchyAdmin
                                                          Now choke yourself!
                                                          • Apr 2006
                                                          • 12085
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Scott McD
                                                          So did you cum or not ??
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                                                            • PenisFace
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                              • 3774
                                                              #16
                                                              If I have to fart while beating off, I stop beaint off, lose my hardon, and go and take a shit. Then after a nice 20 minute shit, I go and beat off for 20 minutes. Stop, start, stop start. That way when you finally blow, you feel like peter north. Only instead of busting all over a hot porn sluts face, you are busting on a towel you just threw on the floor.

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                                                                • jackknoff
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Feb 2010
                                                                  • 545
                                                                  #17
                                                                  My friend's girl's coochie smelled so nasty he puked on her vag... THE ARISTOCRATS!


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                                                                    • John-ACWM
                                                                      Work Work Work
                                                                      • Nov 2008
                                                                      • 20060
                                                                      #18
                                                                      funny thread!

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                                                                        • LoveSandra
                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                          • Aug 2008
                                                                          • 10551
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Cyber Fucker
                                                                          We're really not interested. Share your farts somewhere else.

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                                                                            • martinsc
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                                                                              • Jun 2005
                                                                              • 27047
                                                                              #20
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                                                                                • Raf1
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                                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                                  • 12117
                                                                                  #21
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                                                                                    • BIGTYMER
                                                                                      Junior Achiever
                                                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                                                      • 17066
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by PenisFace
                                                                                      If I have to fart while beating off, I stop beaint off, lose my hardon, and go and take a shit. Then after a nice 20 minute shit, I go and beat off for 20 minutes. Stop, start, stop start. That way when you finally blow, you feel like peter north. Only instead of busting all over a hot porn sluts face, you are busting on a towel you just threw on the floor.

                                                                                      Then I cry myself to sleep.
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