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  • MOxxx
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2005
    • 3022

    #1

    The Best JOKE_proud of myself

    I think this is a great Joke:

    I just got in the mail my sister in law's Victoria Secret bathing suit, she had them sent it to our house...i don't know why???

    I carefully open the sealed package at one end

    I removed the bottom part which was packed inside a transparent plastic bag

    I carefully opened the transparent plastic bag

    I cut chunks of my pubic hair

    I placed them in the pubic area of the bathing suit and folded it

    I put back the bathing suit in the transparent plastic bag, sealed the bag with the same Victoria Secret tape.

    I put the bag back in the large Victoria secret package

    I sealed the package with the same Victoria secret tape.

    My sister in law is coming to pick it up in 1 hr.

    My wife doesn't know anything...

    Stay tuned....
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  • Spunky
    I need a beer
    • Jun 2002
    • 133978

    #2
    Lol..that is disgusting..she will freak

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    • FuqALot
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      • Dec 2001
      • 3817

      #3
      lol @ proud of myself

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      • MOxxx
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        • Oct 2005
        • 3022

        #4
        Originally posted by Spunky
        Lol..that is disgusting..she will freak
        That is my plan ;)
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        • WhiplashDug
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          • Aug 2006
          • 3438

          #5
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          • BigBen
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            • Nov 2004
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            #6
            Lol, nice.

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              • Mar 2005
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              #7
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              • sickkittens
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                • Jul 2002
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                #8
                Aren't you so proud of yourself.

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                • GT-Omar
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                  • Aug 2006
                  • 2968

                  #9
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                  • _Richard_
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Oct 2006
                    • 30989

                    #10
                    Originally posted by MOxxx
                    I think this is a great Joke:

                    I just got in the mail my sister in law's Victoria Secret bathing suit, she had them sent it to our house...i don't know why???

                    I carefully open the sealed package at one end

                    I removed the bottom part which was packed inside a transparent plastic bag

                    I carefully opened the transparent plastic bag

                    I cut chunks of my pubic hair

                    I placed them in the pubic area of the bathing suit and folded it

                    I put back the bathing suit in the transparent plastic bag, sealed the bag with the same Victoria Secret tape.

                    I put the bag back in the large Victoria secret package

                    I sealed the package with the same Victoria secret tape.

                    My sister in law is coming to pick it up in 1 hr.

                    My wife doesn't know anything...

                    Stay tuned....
                    rofl.. thread bookmarked

                    R

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                    • MOxxx
                      Confirmed User
                      • Oct 2005
                      • 3022

                      #11
                      Originally posted by FuqALot
                      lol @ proud of myself
                      I am proud of me and myself.
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                      • gimo33
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                        • Mar 2006
                        • 5599

                        #12
                        you should be proud......
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                        • Scott McD
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                          • Nov 2002
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                          #13
                          Pics ?????????????


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                          • gimo33
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                            • Mar 2006
                            • 5599

                            #14
                            and vids....
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                            • the alchemist
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                              • Dec 2004
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                              #15
                              lol... eww.
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                                #16
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                                • MOxxx
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                                  • Oct 2005
                                  • 3022

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by gimo33
                                  and vids....

                                  I'll try to take pics.....
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                                  • Big_Red
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                                    • Jun 2006
                                    • 4147

                                    #18
                                    oh fuxors that is nuts. lol you better get pics or movie yo.
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                                    • ayne468
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                                      • Jan 2007
                                      • 1738

                                      #19
                                      lol..that is gonna be great, I'll be back to check out the results

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                                      • MOxxx
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                                        • Oct 2005
                                        • 3022

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Big_Red
                                        oh fuxors that is nuts. lol you better get pics or movie yo.

                                        my only thing is, don't you guys think she might get suspicious if she sees me with the camera when she is about to open the package?

                                        I have to figure something out....
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                                        • MOxxx
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                                          • Oct 2005
                                          • 3022

                                          #21
                                          SHE is here...................
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                                          • Lykos
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Apr 2003
                                            • 31027

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by MOxxx
                                            That is my plan ;)
                                            U will make success definitly

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                                            • sexykat
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                                              • Oct 2006
                                              • 1017

                                              #23
                                              So what happened
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                                              • MOxxx
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                                                • Oct 2005
                                                • 3022

                                                #24
                                                She took it better than what i hoped.....actually my wife was the one that vomited.....

                                                The problem is that she is trying to get a free bathing suit from Victoria Secret....blaming the Pubic hair....

                                                I have videos....i just have to figure out how to put them online.......i am not the tech guy here........
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                                                • _Richard_
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                                                  • Oct 2006
                                                  • 30989

                                                  #25
                                                  haha.. you made your wife vomit? Not the expected result.. lol

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                                                  • Gentle_Ben
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                                                    • Nov 2005
                                                    • 733

                                                    #26
                                                    anything to do with your sister and your pubes sounds just a little creepy no?
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                                                    • polle54
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                                                      • Jul 2004
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                                                      #27
                                                      lol this I gotta see
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                                                      • Sydney Sin
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                                                        • Jan 2007
                                                        • 223

                                                        #28
                                                        I would lose it

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                                                        • B O B
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                                                          #29
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                                                          • calibra
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                                                            • Feb 2003
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Spunky
                                                            Lol..that is disgusting..she will freak
                                                            She'll definitely freak That's gonna be something

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                                                            • gimo33
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                                                              • Mar 2006
                                                              • 5599

                                                              #31
                                                              where is the vid?....
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                                                              • Michaelious
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                                                                • Jan 2004
                                                                • 6720

                                                                #32
                                                                Very funny dude, very cool

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                                                                • Matt 26z
                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                  • Apr 2002
                                                                  • 18481

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Bump for the vid.

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                                                                  • MOxxx
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Oct 2005
                                                                    • 3022

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by gimo33
                                                                    where is the vid?....
                                                                    i said it guys...i have no idea how to put them up, my partner is the tech guy and he is traveling for business .
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                                                                    • Dagwolf
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                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                      • 23141

                                                                      #35
                                                                      That's so wrong.. but what practical joke isn/t?
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                                                                      • mattz
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                                                                        • Dec 2001
                                                                        • 7697

                                                                        #36
                                                                        come on someone help him out, we need the vid...otherwise I'll have to call this bullshit

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                                                                        • MOxxx
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Oct 2005
                                                                          • 3022

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by mattz
                                                                          come on someone help him out, we need the vid...otherwise I'll have to call this bullshit
                                                                          believe me it's not.... give some time and i'll find a way to put them up.
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                                                                          • sharp
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                                                                            • Jan 2003
                                                                            • 7006

                                                                            #38
                                                                            that's disgusting. it would be funny if it wasn't your fucking sister... twisted freak

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                                                                            • MOxxx
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Oct 2005
                                                                              • 3022

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by sharp
                                                                              that's disgusting. it would be funny if it wasn't your fucking sister... twisted freak
                                                                              It's a matter of fact she is not my sister....
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                                                                              • EscortBiz
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                he said sister in law and no video = bullshit

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                                                                                • MOxxx
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by EscortBiz
                                                                                  he said sister in law and no video = bullshit
                                                                                  you'll see......smartass
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                                                                                  • sharp
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                                                                                    • Jan 2003
                                                                                    • 7006

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by MOxxx
                                                                                    It's a matter of fact she is not my sister....
                                                                                    oh sister in laws aren't sisters..whoops I forgot!



                                                                                    ...sick twisted fuckin freak

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                                                                                    • MOxxx
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Oct 2005
                                                                                      • 3022

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by sharp
                                                                                      oh sister in laws aren't sisters..whoops I forgot!



                                                                                      ...sick twisted fuckin freak
                                                                                      You live in a trailer? In the deep south?
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                                                                                      • sharp
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                                                                                        • Jan 2003
                                                                                        • 7006

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by MOxxx
                                                                                        You live in a trailer? In the deep south?
                                                                                        are you fucking retarded? you're the one doing this perverted shit to your sister.

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                                                                                        • Matt 26z
                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                          • Apr 2002
                                                                                          • 18481

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          I want to see the vid.

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                                                                                          • sharp
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                                                                                            • Jan 2003
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            so where's the video you sick liar?

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