Hey FatFoo! I Wrote a Joke Just For YOU FatFoo! Want To Hear It?

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  • J. Falcon
    www.AdultCopywriters.com
    • May 2006
    • 31645

    #46
    Worst. Thread. Ever.
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    • Vjo
      So Fucking Banned
      • Oct 2002
      • 6082

      #47
      then again creepy can be fun

      what kind of music to play before a fatfoo appearance?

      i mean it could be another .. 16 hours before fatfoo appears



      lol

      I got it, something that will make the foo man feel loved and at ease as he should

      if i was like 20 y/o and had a guy in a raincoat asking me to "do things" on the internet i would be a bit shy too

      lol

      cause we all need more "modern day hottie" exposure (and there are a few here)



      feel the love
      Last edited by Vjo; 05-02-2010, 08:29 PM.

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      • FlexxAeon
        Confirmed User
        • May 2003
        • 3765

        #48
        gfy disappoints me more & more each day
        flexx [dot] aeon [at] gmail

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        • Vjo
          So Fucking Banned
          • Oct 2002
          • 6082

          #49
          best version, fuck i hate when that happens

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          • The Porn Nerd
            Living The Dream
            • Jun 2009
            • 19784

            #50
            Originally posted by FlexxAeon
            gfy disappoints me more & more each day
            I must agree and disagree with you. It is FatFoo who is disappointing all GFY-ers with his lack of respect for the Terms & Conditions he agreed to. This disappoints me very much, as I went to all the trouble of writing this excellent comedy experience just for FatFoo.

            This tedious, tortuous monstrosity that my beloved FatFoo joke has sadly become (due to the aformentioned lack of proper responses from FatFoo) can mercifully end for all of us 'twere FatFoo to keep his end of the bargain.

            I AM sorry GFY-ers. I am bound by the T&Cs on this one. What kind of example would I be setting for FatFoo if I were to just GIVE this fabulous joke, completed for all to read, now? FatFoo would merely be encouraged by his resistence to respond and continue his bot-spamming ways.

            BUT, since I am a sympathetic figure/fellow, and it is clear to most (if not all) that FatFoo has the attention span of a Wall Street futures trader on an all-night coke binge, I will give FatFoo, by way of a recap, another shot here:

            Knock knock.

            Who's there?

            Fat Foo.....
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            • Vjo
              So Fucking Banned
              • Oct 2002
              • 6082

              #51
              def do not give the punchline until fatfoo appears.. the crowd will rush the stage

              I hear he is coming up Madison Ave now with an entourage and 5 bodygaurds including Mr. T

              [yes the previous page loads slow but it also takes a while to walk into Madison Square Garden too ]

              Last edited by Vjo; 05-02-2010, 09:00 PM.

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              • Vjo
                So Fucking Banned
                • Oct 2002
                • 6082

                #52
                Hey here's Rob Schneider!

                "fatfoooo! the foo meister, faaat, foooo, fat foooooooo, hi fatfoo "

                Hey! Big thanks to Rob for stopping by as we continue to wait for tha amazing break out star of 2010, fatfoo to appear.

                Wow exciting night.

                [fatfoo will never understand Saturday Night Live ]

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                • The Porn Nerd
                  Living The Dream
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 19784

                  #53
                  Originally posted by Vjo
                  def do not give the punchline until fatfoo appears.. the crowd will rush the stage.
                  I would never do so, for the effort to keep FatFoo's attention for as long as I have has been exhausting, and therefore must have an equavalent pay-off in comedic gold for it to all to be worth it.

                  But I am not a monster, tho my joke has grown into one. Nor am I an insensitive coke fiend interested only in his own amusement. That was the nineties. No, I have humanity in my soul. Thus, in an attempt to aid our friend FatFoo in his understanding of what, exactly, is even going on here, I now post some helpful educational tools:



                  Do you see now, FatFoo? Do you understand now, FatFoo?



                  Perhaps now you can understand the complexities of this intricate, multi-layered witticism that is the joke I wrote specifically for YOU FatFoo, all for you.

                  Instead, we get this:



                  Sigh.
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                  • Vjo
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 6082

                    #54
                    lol great graphics

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                    • papill0n
                      Unregistered Abuser
                      • Oct 2007
                      • 15547

                      #55
                      I'm yet to hear fatfoo give it to anyone yet

                      foo would regard yourself as a chilled out dude?

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                      • Vjo
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Oct 2002
                        • 6082

                        #56
                        Maybe TeenCat will offer fatfoo $25 by epass to enter "The Garden" and allow this "raincoated fellow" to deliver the "goods"

                        lol

                        [i am not making this any easier am i]

                        This just in! Word has it he may have took a left and made a "bee line" for the George Washington Bridge..

                        stay tuned..
                        Last edited by Vjo; 05-02-2010, 09:40 PM.

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                        • The Porn Nerd
                          Living The Dream
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 19784

                          #57
                          Originally posted by Vjo
                          Maybe TeenCat will offer fatfoo $25 by epass to enter "The Garden" and allow this "raincoated fellow" to deliver the "goods"

                          lol

                          [i am not making this any easier am i]

                          This just in! Word has it he may have took a left and made a "bee line" for the George Washington Bridge..

                          stay tuned..
                          Sadly, for FatFoo most of all, I must call it a night and end this FatFoo-orium, if you will. Futurama marathon begins in 2 minutes.

                          I will re-commence this currently futile attempt to deliver the goods on this joke I wrote specifically for FatFoo on the morrow. Please continue the lookout as Mr. T. has a low tolerance for FatFoo-fighters. I learned this the hard way back in '92.

                          FatFoo where are youuuuu?
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                          • CYF
                            Coupon Guru
                            • Mar 2009
                            • 10973

                            #58
                            Originally posted by MisterPeabody
                            Futurama marathon begins in 2 minutes.
                            ooh, what channel?
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                            • BIGTYMER
                              Junior Achiever
                              • Nov 2004
                              • 17066

                              #59
                              Originally posted by CYF
                              ooh, what channel?
                              Comedy Central? but I only see 1 ep.

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                              • Vjo
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Oct 2002
                                • 6082

                                #60
                                Fuck! Fooled again by the YT imposters. That still wasn't the good version. I want to dl the best version and this should be it full 1080p but you have to take Jamie Foxx intro to get the 1080p (thought there was a 1080p without the intro but maybe not)

                                Listen if i am going to waste time here I must waste time correctly

                                any Nicole Scherzinger (Pussycat Dolls) fans here. Man she looks good.. (2nd singer)

                                1080p 223M dl.. nice



                                feel the love (again)
                                Last edited by Vjo; 05-02-2010, 10:11 PM.

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