When it comes to public relations, there's professional PR, there's well-advised damage control, there's amateurish "spin" and there's.... what Tito and Jenna have done here.
If these two have publicists, those publicists are out there right now, somewhere, beating their heads against a desk and drowning their sorrows in chai tea or a vodka/red bull, depending on where they are in their partying/rehab/pretense of sobriety cycle.
but wait, jenna's supposed to be a genius entrepreneur.??..
"MZ has learned former UFC champ Tito Ortiz and baby mama/former porn star Jenna Jameson are withdrawing allegations that led to Tito's felony domestic violence arrest earlier this week.
Jenna, who accused Tito of injuring her during an argument, now tells TMZ, "What actually happened has now been dramatically distorted and misinterpreted and remarks that both Tito and I made after the police arrived reflect the state of shock that we were both in." Translation -- he didn't hurt me.
As for Tito, we're told he's now backing off what he strongly insinuated ... that Jenna is an OxyContin addict. We're told Tito's position now is that he found two OxyContin pills in a pair of her pants pocket and may have jumped to conclusions. Jenna says the pills were very old. And, as we first reported, Jenna tested negative for drugs this week.
Tito's lawyer, Chip Matthews, tells TMZ the whole thing was "a big misunderstanding."
One more thing ... Sources say Tito stands to lose $15 million if he's prosecuted for domestic violence -- the money accounts for his UFC contract as well as other businesses."
oh and if they REALLY WANTED to test her, it wouldnt be urine, it would be BLOOD TEST.
Blood test her and i bet you find more. LOL
a piss test? really? LOLz
*Jenna walks in* "Here for a urine test apptmt...actually I brought along a cup of my urine I collected on the way here, would that work?"
"Ah, great...we'll just use that then and you can be on your way."
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You can beat any piss test... just pound water the night before and morning of, pee twice the morning of and you're good to go... it's just like rain water at that point...
That's how the entire military does it.... Midnight drinking games with water anyone?
You can beat any piss test... just pound water the night before and morning of, pee twice the morning of and you're good to go... it's just like rain water at that point...
That's how the entire military does it.... Midnight drinking games with water anyone?
yes, anyone who knows anything about piss tests, you can easily drink too much water to the point urine is diluted so much it cannot produce a positive for anything.
common, and is a reason why some employees where they are drug tested are told NOT to drink too much water. They want you pee yellow not pure clear. Its so they can find the substances in it, but if you dilute urine with too much water it cant be tested. You also piss a bunch and yes, theres nothing in there.
Lets see 15 mil contract or fake a piss test
I got cousins pass piss tests every 6 months for contractor jobs and they smoke an ounce a week of pot LOL
You can beat any piss test... just pound water the night before and morning of, pee twice the morning of and you're good to go... it's just like rain water at that point...
That's how the entire military does it.... Midnight drinking games with water anyone?
That's how we rolled in the military. Never a problem.
Just remember if you are watering down your piss, take your vitamins ;)
"If a urine sample looks clear, the lab will suspect that it's watered down. They can't report it as positive, but they may reject the sample and inform your employer that you tried to beat the test. To avoid this, color your sample yellow by taking vitamin B. The most effective vitamins B-2 or B-12"
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