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Old 04-29-2010, 01:35 AM  
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I picked up this 31yo chick sitting at the bar. took her out the next day she was all asking me "do i ever get flustered" i was like "no i never do" shes all like "nothing at all would make you flustered". i was like "well one thing" then i popped a raging hard on with my fucking snake. and i was like "maybe if you put your hands in my pants. then she was like "now are you flustered" i was like "maybe if i came in your mouth"

LOLLLLLLLLLLLZ she then starts giving me head and banging herself, waitress walks by and my cock was hanging out under the table, the chick covered it im sure if the waitress saw it she would be begging to suck it also.

this is a bold faced lie. we all know oral sex is illegal in alberta. im reporting you to the appropriate anti-getting-sucked-off authority immediately.
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