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  • chartgraves
    • Aug 2026
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    I Hit Drew Barrymorre In Head With Cock Ring At XBIZ (PICS)

    Some of you heard the story but I will retell it for those who haven't.

    So we were chilling upstairs at the Hooters party on Wednesday night at XBIZ. Some of you saw the commotion across the street going on with the Music & Lyrics premiere at Mann's Chinese Theater.

    On our side of the street there were tons of fans & paparazzi lined up to view the stars. Someone spotted Drew Barrymoore walking across Hollywood BLVD to our side to say hi to her fans.

    Someone dared me to go give her a vibrating cock ring that was given out at the party by Derek... Now being heavily inebriated at that point I will never turn down a challenge! I flew down the stairs and out the front door and ran towards the crowd...

    Now, I am a heavy believer in "signs from God" - And as I approached the heavy crowd around her I saw a sign from God - The crowd somehow, miraculously parted like the Red Sea... I was suddenly burst right in the front against the metal guard rail 2 feet away from Drew.

    Vibrating cock ring in hand I reached out and tried to give it to her.... I was ignored... Not even a look - She just walked buy. I had to think quick.. I decided to throw the cock ring over her head so it would go in front of her eyes... This was possibly the best thing I have ever done... The cock ring hit her in the back of the head and fell to the concrete....

    She stopped suddenly and stared at the ground...

    I frooze in fear as she turned towards me...

    I put on my charming smile that makes hearts melt and say "Drew can I get a picture with you?" - Normall yI would expect to get slapped when I just hit her in the back of the head with a Vibrating Cock Ring... But she came all the way back to me and snapped this photo below...

    Not many people can say they have accomplished this

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    • seeric
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      • Aug 2004
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      #2
      hahahaha. thats awesome.

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        • munki
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          • Dec 2004
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          #3
          What an awesome mombent frozen in time... only thing better would've been seeing a pic of when it actually hit her head...

          So who is our next victim.... lol

          “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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            • Evil E
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              • Apr 2005
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              #4
              Did she keep the ring?


              A girl once told me "Give me 8 inches and make it HURT".

              So, I fucked her twice and hit her with a brick.

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                • dodger21
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                  • Jan 2003
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                  #5
                  Originally posted by chartgraves
                  This was possibly the best thing I have ever done... The cock ring hit her in the back of the head and fell to the concrete....

                  You lead a miserable life.
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                    • munki
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                      • Dec 2004
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                      #6
                      Originally posted by knewon
                      Did she keep the ring?
                      Her BG kept it for her... lol

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                        • AZSarah
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                          #7
                          I really am jealous!!
                          Drew is one of the only famous people I might actually be thrilled to meet. Have loved her forever...
                          Nice work Chris, & she looks beautiful!
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                            • chartgraves
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                              naw she left it on the ground and I picked it up after. I used it the other night too - That girl would flip if she knew where that cock ring has been!

                              Originally posted by APMSarah
                              I really am jealous!!
                              Drew is one of the only famous people I might actually be thrilled to meet. Have loved her forever...
                              Nice work Chris, & she looks beautiful!
                              ty - sorry you couldnt be there with me
                              Last edited by Guest; 02-12-2007, 09:52 AM.

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                                • munki
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                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by chartgraves
                                  naw she left it on the ground and I picked it up after. I used it the other night too - That girl would flip if she knew where that cock ring has been!



                                  ty - sorry you couldnt be there with me


                                  Didnt the guard have posession of it for a bit, it's even more tainted... not that I think honey would've minded knowing how it was tainted...

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                                    • uno
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                                      #10
                                      God, I can't stand her. Kudos on that.
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                                        • MikeVega
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                                          • Jul 2004
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                                          #11
                                          that's a great story .. you have to hang that ring up on the wall


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                                            • Yanks_Todd
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                                              #12
                                              throwing sex toys at people, classy, people wonder why the general public looks down at us. Mystery solved I would say.
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                                                • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
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                                                  #13
                                                  i once smoked chad kruger with a cinnmon bun from the top level of west edmonton mall, i thought that was pretty damn cool. but i give you props, yo smoked drew barrymore with a cockring and no one shitcanned you! sweet...

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                                                    • chartgraves
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by ismokeblunts
                                                      i once smoked chad kruger with a cinnmon bun from the top level of west edmonton mall, i thought that was pretty damn cool. but i give you props, yo smoked drew barrymore with a cockring and no one shitcanned you! sweet...
                                                      haha thats funny. Thank you

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                                                        • xenilk
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                                                          Ahahah that was classy. Ouch.
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                                                            • madawgz
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                                                              LOL great success
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                                                                • Babaganoosh
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                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by Yanks_Todd
                                                                  throwing sex toys at people, classy, people wonder why the general public looks down at us. Mystery solved I would say.
                                                                  Fuck them. Nearly 60% of the "general public" frequent adult sites. They look down their noses at us in public but masturbate to our sites in private.
                                                                  I like pie.

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                                                                    • Yanks_Todd
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                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Babaganoosh
                                                                      Fuck them. Nearly 60% of the "general public" frequent adult sites. They look down their noses at us in public but masturbate to our sites in private.
                                                                      I think you missed the point. All this industry does is bitch about not getting respect as a legal business model and yet when we gather we do nothing to deserve that respect. No big deal I just thought instead of telling chartgraves how cool it was, I would voice an opinion with some reason behind it.
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                                                                        • EroticyChrissy
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                                                                          Well what a way to catch a girl attention! I don't know if I would be flattered famous or not if a cockring flew and hit me. You're silly. He's the little boy that pulled girls hair in school that he liked. Meanie.

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                                                                            • PHP-CODER-FOR-HIRE
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                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by munki
                                                                              Her BG kept it for her... lol
                                                                              I'm very surprised he didn't kick your ass for throwing something like that at her...she seems cool

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                                                                                • ThreeDeviants
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                                                                                  haha nice! that's definitely one way to get someone's undivided attention! Did she at leas return the cock ring? lol
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                                                                                    • blofer80
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                                                                                      she is damn hot

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                                                                                        • Halcyon
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                                                                                          you are fucking crazy.
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                                                                                            • Babaganoosh
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                                                                                              Originally posted by Yanks_Todd
                                                                                              ...instead of telling chartgraves how cool it was, I would voice an opinion with some reason behind it.
                                                                                              Why would you do that? This is a board called "Go Fuck Yourself." Logic and reason have no place here.
                                                                                              I like pie.

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                                                                                                • Adultnet
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                                                                                                  lol .. nice


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                                                                                                      pure jokes. good on ya
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                                                                                                          That is hilarious! Obviously she has a sense of humour....which makes her even more adorable

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                                                                                                            • chartgraves
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                                                                                                              Well YanksTodd might have a point - But not in this thread. He is just trying to saying logical and I understand -However you cannot blame me or point me out for mis throwing a cock ring as the reason the general public has something against porn - That might be appropriate in a serious thread, but not here cause I am just telling a funny story.

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                                                                                                                • Pimpin_J
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                                                                                                                  LOL great story!

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                                                                                                                    • Yanks_Todd
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                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Babaganoosh
                                                                                                                      Why would you do that? This is a board called "Go Fuck Yourself." Logic and reason have no place here.
                                                                                                                      Yep, and it is THE online gathering place for a very persecuted and unfairly treated industry. Surfers come here as well, you know that 60% of the public that pay your bills that you said to fuck. So just my two cents.
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                                                                                                                        • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                                                                                                          Maybe she thought you were proposing to her with the ring...or maybe she just wanted to ensure that there was a picture of the perp that assaulted her.

                                                                                                                          At least you have a story to tell the Grandchildren, although by that time the story should have mutated to how you almost had sex with Drew Barrymore.

                                                                                                                          I really must remember to challenge you to do stupid things when you get drunk at industry events (muah-hah-hah)...

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                                                                                                                            • _Richard_
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                                                                                                                              lol.. i can't believe no one fucked you up.. i guess what happens in vegas does stay in vegas.. lol

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                                                                                                                                • Yanks_Todd
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                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by chartgraves
                                                                                                                                  Well YanksTodd might have a point - But not in this thread. He is just trying to saying logical and I understand -However you cannot blame me or point me out for mis throwing a cock ring as the reason the general public has something against porn - That might be appropriate in a serious thread, but not here cause I am just telling a funny story.
                                                                                                                                  Well certainly you throwing the cock ring is not the reason the general public hates us and I do understand you missed and didn't intend to hit her. I am just pointing out a scenerio that happens every show.

                                                                                                                                  We all get together, and do stupid things to and around people who aren't involved and then we are upset when those people think we are scumbags. Like I said, I just thought I would point out the fact that 75% of the people posting think the story is funny and don't look at the bigger picture, thats all, For the record, I have also done stupid, loud ,annoying things at shows. But lately I do try to respect the mainstream a bit more. I think if that was happening with everyone we might get invited back more places and have more support in the "real" world.
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                                                                                                                                    • Bruce_Miller
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                                                                                                                                      OMG That has to be the best story I've ever heard! Fucking awesome!!

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                                                                                                                                        • chartgraves
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                                                                                                          Maybe she thought you were proposing to her with the ring...or maybe she just wanted to ensure that there was a picture of the perp that assaulted her.

                                                                                                                                          At least you have a story to tell the Grandchildren, although by that time the story should have mutated to how you almost had sex with Drew Barrymore.

                                                                                                                                          I really must remember to challenge you to do stupid things when you get drunk at industry events (muah-hah-hah)...

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                                                                                                                                          Haha - I lol'd at your post Yes, I do anything that people dare me to - It sucks haha

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                                                                                                                                            • eZe
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                                                                                                                                              great story

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                                                                                                                                                • munki
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                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by chartgraves
                                                                                                                                                  Haha - I lol'd at your post Yes, I do anything that people dare me to - It sucks haha
                                                                                                                                                  It's true... I can back that up...

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                                                                                                                                                    • stev0
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                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Yanks_Todd
                                                                                                                                                      Well certainly you throwing the cock ring is not the reason the general public hates us and I do understand you missed and didn't intend to hit her. I am just pointing out a scenerio that happens every show.

                                                                                                                                                      We all get together, and do stupid things to and around people who aren't involved and then we are upset when those people think we are scumbags. Like I said, I just thought I would point out the fact that 75% of the people posting think the story is funny and don't look at the bigger picture, thats all, For the record, I have also done stupid, loud ,annoying things at shows. But lately I do try to respect the mainstream a bit more. I think if that was happening with everyone we might get invited back more places and have more support in the "real" world.
                                                                                                                                                      Right wing religious nuts don't like us because we're involved in the porn industry and it goes against their stupid book, not because we throw cock rings.

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                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by stev0
                                                                                                                                                          Right wing religious nuts don't like us because we're involved in the porn industry and it goes against their stupid book, not because we throw cock rings.
                                                                                                                                                          Henceforth, the cock ring will be the weapon of choice for all drunk porn ninjas...

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                                                                                                                                                            • anne
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                                                                                                                                                              LOL Chris you were a busy boy! Here is a photo from our party hanging out with our Moocash girls

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                                                                                                                                                                • Yanks_Todd
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                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by stev0
                                                                                                                                                                  Right wing religious nuts don't like us because we're involved in the porn industry and it goes against their stupid book, not because we throw cock rings.
                                                                                                                                                                  Your two cents would be valid if ALL the people who didn't like us were religious nuts. However that is not the group of people who hate us that I am pointing out. What I am talking about is the people who own, operate and work at the restaurants we are NOT invited back to. The random people and children around us, when we just HAVE to do a photo shoot in a public place, and the other random bystanders we disrespect, who when they find out that we are internet pornographers it validates thier low opinion of us.

                                                                                                                                                                  If Drew Barrymore knew an adult webmaster throw a cockring at her, do you think her opinion of the people in this business would be good. She might even think it was funny, but I highly doubt she would equate the act with professionalism or class. Which is my point. We should work on some basic class.
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                                                                                                                                                                    • anne
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                                                                                                                                                                      And one more

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                                                                                                                                                                        • chartgraves
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                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by anne


                                                                                                                                                                          LOL Chris you were a busy boy! Here is a photo from our party hanging out with our Moocash girls

                                                                                                                                                                          You are a Rock Star!
                                                                                                                                                                          Oh Jesus - pictures are gonna start popping up everywhere...

                                                                                                                                                                          Gotta admit that party was soooooo dope and I got so hammered (as you can tell in the picture) that I dont even remember that picture - But thanks for taking it!

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                                                                                                                                                                              she looks alot hotter in that pic then she does in most of her movies

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                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by chartgraves
                                                                                                                                                                                  Oh Jesus - pictures are gonna start popping up everywhere...

                                                                                                                                                                                  Gotta admit that party was soooooo dope and I got so hammered (as you can tell in the picture) that I dont even remember that picture - But thanks for taking it!
                                                                                                                                                                                  LOL yea you should have seen it before I photoshoped your eyes lol <---- see how nice I am lol
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                                                                                                                                                                                      That's a great story!

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                                                                                                                                                                                          Drew has the most charming face, I love her

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                                                                                                                                                                                              great story

                                                                                                                                                                                              she looks hot in tha pic

                                                                                                                                                                                              i would cream her face

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                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Why does nobody seem to get the simple point Todd is making?

                                                                                                                                                                                                  But... in this case, seems innocent enough, and she seems like she has a good sense of humor. She surely doesn't look offended in the picture.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Juicy D. Links
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      loll didnt she have bodyguards yo?

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