The Anna Nicole Smith rumors are flying... this one is a whopper

true but it makes a difference on when where and how it is discussed....

don't get me wrong i don't think anything is wrong with this thread......just saying starting a thread claiming she was having sex with her own son is fine i guess...but if it was when the son was sposedly underage, the thread turns into an allegation of cp.....which can't be proven....not saying anyone should be banned or anything.....just think of all the theories out there this is the one i would be the most cautious with

What CP BB? If anything it would be incestuous, but tales from an alleged assistant who is now a gutless wannabee writer is hardly the basis for anything.

Either way - it's kinda irrelevant since both people are dead and the only shred of evidence is the Anna's surviving daughter - and no court is going to establish anything other than which one of the two current contesting leeches are the father.

totally agree the lady is looking for some book money, and the story is crap.....which is all the more reason to think twice about helping to spread the theory by posting it....but the kid was only like 20 when he died last year....so if her story was only a few years old the son could would have been a minor.....somehow i feel it is ok to accuse someone of incest, but cp crosses the line (that felt REALLY weird to say )

that kid would've come out with some kind of defect if that was actually the case. i don't buy it

This was submitted by an annon person who claims to have been her personal assistant...

creepy if it is true... and creepy if it is not to even think of it...

2/9/07
Bel Air, CA

I was a personal assistant for Anna Nicole Smith for about 11 weeks. It was a great job and she was a very pleasant and generous woman. I handled many of her personal tasks that ranged from picking up her dry cleaning, caring for her dog, arranging meals, household errands, etc.

I would like to disclose something to the general public that will eventually be exposed anyhow. One day as I was cleaning her kitchen after she had entertained guests for the evening something very very unusual happened.

It was the morning after and all of her overnight visitors had already left so I assumed that her and I were the only ones on the property when I heard noises from her bedroom. Out of concern I walked up to her master bedroom to notice that her bedroom door was slightly closed but open enough to partially see inside. As soon as I noticed that she was engaged in a sexual episode I quietly walked back to the kitchen as not to invade on her privacy.

Several hours had past and keep in mind there were no other visitors in the house except her and I and her "partner". I eventually moved on to cleaning other areas of the house when I happened to come across her bedroom and this time her bedroom door was wide open. This is what I saw. You draw your own conclusions but this is only what I saw.

I noticed several items of clothing scattered about and Anna Nicole Smith was in a very sexually explicit embrace partially under the covers and partially exposed with her son embracing her fully nude body. As this went on I was shocked to see that Anna Nicole had noticed that I had viewed them but suprisingly she did not alert her son to this while they were in the midst of their physical activities.

I eventually had a quiet talk with Anna Nicole later on that day in private and she let me go saying that she no longer needed my services. She was nice enough to let me depart with a very generous bonus.

I am a struggling male writer in L.A. and for me to just say all that I have written here in public would expose me to lots of ridicule and needless skepticism that would conflict with my life as an aspiring writer.

well depending on when this incest "happened" it could be cp.....

edit....so i am not going near this til someone spits out a date

do you even know what 'cp' stands for? even if this is true, i don't see any 'cp' being alleged unless it was filmed or photographed... now, it would make her a child molester of course..

I don't think an unsubstantiated claim of incest and potential statutory rape qualifies.

How bout Marsha Clark?

why the hell do i always have to be the tranny?

hey, if i were her son, don't think i wouldn't have thoughts about incest, and i bet 90% of you sick fucks would of thought about it too

hey, if i were her son, don't think i wouldn't have thoughts about incest, and i bet 90% of you sick fucks would of thought about it too

again... WHAT THE FUCK?

This is gross...