It is the 24 of january now (at leaste where I am) and today I turn 35 years old!
For my birthday I want:
- a blowjob
- a Audi Q7
- a gorgeous thai-babe
- longer cock, not fatter
- a cheerleader squad cheering for me the whole day "Joe's not old! Joe's not old! Joe's not even going bold!" ....and then some!
- a bottle of the finest XO Cognac and a case of San Miguel beer
- a huge pizza
- some cool friends to get drunk with
- a kitten
- Primus and Marilyn Manson playing at my party
... that's about it
Go Fuck Yourself, to myself (so that would be Go Fuck Myself...)
Cheers!
For my birthday I want:
- a blowjob
- a Audi Q7
- a gorgeous thai-babe
- longer cock, not fatter
- a cheerleader squad cheering for me the whole day "Joe's not old! Joe's not old! Joe's not even going bold!" ....and then some!
- a bottle of the finest XO Cognac and a case of San Miguel beer
- a huge pizza
- some cool friends to get drunk with
- a kitten
- Primus and Marilyn Manson playing at my party
... that's about it
Go Fuck Yourself, to myself (so that would be Go Fuck Myself...)
Cheers!







And I wish your dreams come true!
You are not old!


!!!!



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