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Originally Posted by DamianJ
Whereas you could regale her with stories about leaving school at 16, working in a pet shop and then as a bouncer and ultimately pimping your wife out for bareback sex with strangers for 50 quid!
You showed them, eh!?!/1111
PS none of that is a lie, he really did leave school at 16, then work in a pet shop, then as a bouncer and now makes money making his wife fuck strangers without a condom for 50 quid!
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This is where I screw up with the pussy, in these lack of pick up lines LOL

I need to be more suave