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Old 04-18-2010, 11:43 AM  
SmokeyTheBear
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Not sure if jesus of nazereth ever lived but jesus of tijuana once worked for me and performed miracles. He turned wine into urine and urinated in my garden. He walked on my watery deck and slipped, he fed all his friends on 1 pack of hotdogs that had been in my fridge for like 6 months. He healed the sick by giving them all more beer and they felt fine. Then one day some mean men came and took him away and persecuted him for his beliefs ( i think he believed he wasn't mexican )
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