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The best part about this is the head honcho guy is like, "whatever, it's a mistake, no biggie", whereas other companies would be doing press released and conferences and personally blowing black people just to look like a forward thinking, progressive group of corporate shitheads.
The corp that says "lol oops, no biggie tho, it's cool" is so much better than the forced and hilariously awkward corporate diversity scheme most companies run around showing off these days.
corporation: "OMG, WE HAVEN'T ACTUALLY DONE ANYTHING WRONG, IT WAS A GLITCH AND THOSE HAPPEN, BUT HERE, TAKE THIS 500 MILLION DOLLAR PAY OFF SO THAT YOU DONT TAKE US TO COURT OK."
black person: "no really, its okay, it was just an editing mistake, those happen!"
corporation: "NO BUT YOU SEE, YOUR A NEGRO AND YOU'RE OUTRAGED BY THIS AND WE'RE A FORWARD THINKING COMPANY. YOU'RE HIRED!"
black person: "but I just want to go and use the recipes in this fine cookbook. also I'm already gainfully employed!"
corporation: "BUT YOU ARE BLACK, OF COURSE YOU ARENT GAINFULL EMPLOYED. SHINE MY SHOES, ER, I MEAN, YOU'RE JUST AS VALUABLE AS AN EQUALLY VALUABLE WHITE PERSON HERE TAKE MY COAT. WOULD U LIKE MY SHOES AS WELL?
black person: lmao.
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