Anyone Want To Start A Crazy Conspiracy Theory?!

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  • smutnut
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jul 2007
    • 5889
    #1

    Anyone Want To Start A Crazy Conspiracy Theory?!

    I'm thinking we can start something so fucked up you have to be a moron to believe it and see how many people fall for it. Something like the Taco Bell Dog Making the hit on JFK because of projected fast food pitfalls or something. We don't have to be so extreme, but we could probably create some great web traffic with some complete BULLSHIT!

    Especially if you had actually video footage of the event or the plan being laid out a year before video cameras were invented

    We could cross reference websites, etc. etc.

    Or whatever, I'm fucking bored!
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    • Martin
      "Assassins"
      • Dec 2001
      • 17278
      #2
      Originally posted by smutnut

      Or whatever, I'm fucking bored!
      and possibly a little stoned?

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        • AlphaSky
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2008
          • 1013
          #3
          How about a really crazy rumor, like, webmasters that own their own merchant accounts don't skim sales.
          That would be a good one!

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            • smutnut
              So Fucking Banned
              • Jul 2007
              • 5889
              #4
              Originally posted by Martin
              and possibly a little stoned?
              A LITTLE..? . That's what I love about this country, and this business, and everything today (or at this moment at least).

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                • smutnut
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Jul 2007
                  • 5889
                  #5
                  Originally posted by AlphaSky
                  How about a really crazy rumor, like, webmasters that own their own merchant accounts don't skim sales.
                  That would be a good one!
                  I'm talking about something I can at least sell to one retard.

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                    • smutnut
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Jul 2007
                      • 5889
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Martin
                      and possibly a little stoned?
                      Honestly though, on certain days I can get more work done wasted than sober and whatever. I just don't see that happening today.

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                        • Rochard
                          Jägermeister Test Pilot
                          • Dec 2001
                          • 75733
                          #7
                          How's this for a conspiracy theory.... The Secret Service killed JFK.

                          Think about it. JFK was surrounded by men with weapons. Oswald fired a shot, everyone pulled out their guns, and the Secret Service agent directly behind JFK's car pulls out his Uzi, fires off a few shots by accident, bam, JFK is done.

                          Think about it. It explains your magic bullet quickly.
                          Herschel Savage
                          Brooklyn, NY

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                            • dyna mo
                              just a fucking jerk
                              • Dec 2008
                              • 68184
                              #8
                              2-ply toilet paper.

                              we do not need 2-ply but we are brainwashed to think so because it requires 2x the paper which uses up more trees leading to global warming which leads to a need for a global government/NWO/bilderberg

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                                • smutnut
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Jul 2007
                                  • 5889
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by dyna mo
                                  2-ply toilet paper.

                                  we do not need 2-ply but we are brainwashed to think so because it requires 2x the paper which uses up more trees leading to global warming which leads to a need for a global government/NWO/bilderberg
                                  That's not too bad LOL!

                                  Now we need act one, and act II. The planning and malice of it all!

                                  Forget about III in these conspiracy things cause you never have to explain yourself so you get a full pay check for two thirds of the work...

                                  But really if you can get a good story on this, they pay you for act II, that's all that matters. You never want to end it or the advertising stops!

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                                    • smutnut
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Jul 2007
                                      • 5889
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Rochard
                                      How's this for a conspiracy theory.... The Secret Service killed JFK.

                                      Think about it. JFK was surrounded by men with weapons. Oswald fired a shot, everyone pulled out their guns, and the Secret Service agent directly behind JFK's car pulls out his Uzi, fires off a few shots by accident, bam, JFK is done.

                                      Think about it. It explains your magic bullet quickly.
                                      The only problem with this is we're back to the stuff everyone is expecting and already know about or worse, thinks they know about. Get Bullwinkle into this and you have something different, original and stupid.

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                                        • J. Falcon
                                          www.AdultCopywriters.com
                                          • May 2006
                                          • 31645
                                          #11
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                                            • SmokeyTheBear
                                              ►SouthOfHeaven
                                              • Jun 2004
                                              • 28609
                                              #12
                                              A team of israeli mossad agents have been secretly poisoning the worlds salt supply with a powerfull irreversible birth control chemical. In 10 years nobody on earth who has eaten salt will be able to procreate naturally. In 100 years everyone on earth will be dead except a chosen few jewish people, left to re-populate the earth with pure jewish blood.

                                              ( would make a good movie either way )

                                              p.s. i own all copyrights to this story.
                                              hatisblack at yahoo.com

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                                                • ottopottomouse
                                                  She is ugly, bad luck.
                                                  • Jan 2010
                                                  • 13177
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
                                                  A team of israeli mossad agents have been secretly poisoning the worlds salt supply with a powerfull irreversible birth control chemical. In 10 years nobody on earth who has eaten salt will be able to procreate naturally. In 100 years everyone on earth will be dead except a chosen few jewish people, left to re-populate the earth with pure jewish blood.

                                                  ( would make a good movie either way )

                                                  p.s. i own all copyrights to this story.
                                                  Just need to pull some statistics out of your arse, say the Pope knows all about it but won't intervene, the CIA supply the salt, photoshop some pictures that explain everything while explaining nothing, and that will be ready to post on a few nutjob forums or a TRUTH!!!!! blog.
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                                                    • minddust
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                      • 2438
                                                      #14
                                                      The Chemical trails... tell me moar

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                                                        • smutnut
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Jul 2007
                                                          • 5889
                                                          #15
                                                          Okay well what's really going through my mind is this entire Sarah Palin Bullwinkle affair and Rocky being all jealous and shit. Now we all know this is almost true! So lets play off this!

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                                                            • cam_girls
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Apr 2009
                                                              • 2968
                                                              #16
                                                              How about The Truman Show is true?

                                                              The govt spies on genesis Adam all his life with high range helicopters 24/7
                                                              with LASER 2 Sonic weapons which can read minds and broadcast his
                                                              thoughts out aloud to everyone in hearing range and implants ideas into
                                                              everyones heads to abuse Adam.

                                                              Adam posts 2000 complaints on the net and everyone laughs and calls him mental

                                                              does it matter If it's true?

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