My trip to the nursing home

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  • Mad Man of Porn
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2006
    • 132
    #1

    My trip to the nursing home

    I'm visiting a sick relative in the nursing home as an attendent is giving a comatose patient a sponge bath. When the nurse cleaned the private area the little old lady's hands jumped, first movement in sometime it seems. Staff rushed to check the patient then looked around eventually seeing me. A doctor explained that perhaps some oral stimulation could revive the woman from her lack of consiences. Reluctantly I agreed after securing a deal that noone would be in the room but myself and our patient.

    Well sadly after a few minutes of my administrations her heart monitor flatlined and she was gone. When the doc ask me what happened I explained I thought she may have choked to death!!!!
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    • LiveDose
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      • Feb 2002
      • 25792
      #2
      Haha that was fuckin' funny...

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        • KingK7
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          • Jun 2002
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          #3
          Hahahhahhahaha

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            • martinsc
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              • Jun 2005
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                        • bobby666
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                          • Nov 2005
                          • 21765
                          #7
                          lol

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                            • Kimo
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                              • Jan 2006
                              • 11542
                              #8
                              how sad
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                                • 4Man
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                                  • Nov 2006
                                  • 3830
                                  #9
                                  Sorry for you........

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                                    • Fletch XXX
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                                      • Jan 2002
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                                        • E$_manager
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                                          • Apr 2006
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                                          #11
                                          That is so sad
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                                            • Fap
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                                              • Feb 2004
                                              • 12094
                                              #12
                                              Bah i hate nursing homes, my dad owned a few

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                                                • MsWild
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                                                  • Apr 2006
                                                  • 2803
                                                  #13
                                                  that was funny hahaha
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