A Farmer has a very randy donkey, which will try and fuck anything on four legs, but his paddock is being dug up so he asks a neighbour if he can put his donkey in with her prize stallion for the day, as he needs to re-fence the paddock.
She agrees on condition that the donkey won't try anything. So the farmer suggests the stallion be draped in a white sheet to disguise it to fool the donkey.
He re-fences the paddock, and then goes over to the neighbour to retrieve the donkey. The donkey is there, but the stallion isn't. It's worth a fortune, so he panics and runs out into the road and stops a passing motorist if he's seen a horse covered in a white sheet.
The motorist says no, sorry, but about 5 miles back I passed a stallion going hell for leather in the other direction with a hankie hanging out of its arse!
She agrees on condition that the donkey won't try anything. So the farmer suggests the stallion be draped in a white sheet to disguise it to fool the donkey.
He re-fences the paddock, and then goes over to the neighbour to retrieve the donkey. The donkey is there, but the stallion isn't. It's worth a fortune, so he panics and runs out into the road and stops a passing motorist if he's seen a horse covered in a white sheet.
The motorist says no, sorry, but about 5 miles back I passed a stallion going hell for leather in the other direction with a hankie hanging out of its arse!
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