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  • ExtremeBank_Adam
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2005
    • 1671

    #1

    The Pentagon is moving...

    http://www.army.mil/-news/2010/04/01...headline-link0

    WASHINGTON (April 1, 2010) -- Top Army officials unveiled plans early today to relocate the massive Pentagon building to the western part of Kansas sometime this summer.

    "This move will be a huge undertaking, but we determined it was a necessary step as we realign our force structure," said one of the Army's top generals.

    "Once we started investigating the possibility of the move, we determined that it was not only critical to our efforts, but that it would be good for our employees and the environment," the general continued.

    The move, which is tentatively being planned for this August, will be one of the greatest undertakings ever attempted, according to the Wilbur Q. Johnson, who is a long-time Pentagon employee and who will also oversee the move.

    "The move will take place in three primary phases," said Johnson. "Initially we will use a giant crane to lift the building onto a barge in the Potomac River. From there we will float the barge down the Atlantic Coast and into the Gulf of Mexico. Then, we will sail the Pentagon up the Mississippi River to just south of St. Louis. In the final stage, we will place the building on large flat-bed trucks and drive it the rest of the way."

    "We aren't announcing exactly when we are going to do this for security reasons," said Johnson, "and we aren't announcing the final location either for the same reasons."

    Although the final location hasn't been announced, interstate traffic in Kansas will be affected. "Those who drive on the interstate can expect significant delays. During this move, I-70 in Kansas will be closed to all traffic," Johnson warned.

    Those who work in the Pentagon will only experience minor disruptions, according to Johnson. "We have sought the advice of the Navy and determined that we can just treat the building like a big ship as we move. All of the employees will basically be expected to pack as if they were going on a two-week trip and they will then remain in the building for the duration of the move," Johnson explained.

    "We will make sure that we store enough food and water for the workers on that journey," said Johnson. "Additionally, we will maintain Internet connectivity via satellite during the move and use generators and solar panels for power."

    On the day the move begins, Pentagon workers will be strongly discouraged from driving to work, as they will be unable to retrieve their cars, Johnson explained. "But, we will give building workers at least 72 hours notice before the move, so they can make the appropriate plans."

























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  • Vendzilla
    Biker Gnome
    • Mar 2004
    • 23200

    #2
    Happy April Fools Day
    Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
    think about that

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    • Konkan
      Confirmed User
      • Jun 2008
      • 3537

      #3
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      • baddog
        So Fucking Banned
        • Apr 2001
        • 107089

        #4
        Originally posted by Vendzilla
        Happy April Fools Day
        Had me going up until the crane.

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        • leedsfan
          leedsfan
          • Jul 2002
          • 2564

          #5
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          • Vendzilla
            Biker Gnome
            • Mar 2004
            • 23200

            #6
            Originally posted by baddog
            Had me going up until the crane.
            I had doubt after Kansas, but the crane was the sinker
            Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
            think about that

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            • BIGTYMER
              Junior Achiever
              • Nov 2004
              • 17066

              #7
              Nice to see our military has a sense of humor.

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              • Semi-Retired-Dave
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Apr 2004
                • 11190

                #8
                That would have been a fun Move Day. Ask the public for help.
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                  • DaddyHalbucks
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                    • Feb 2004
                    • 18975

                    #10
                    Isn't it the world's largest office building?
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                      • Jul 2006
                      • 17189

                      #11
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                      • JP513
                        Confirmed User
                        • Feb 2007
                        • 1914

                        #12
                        worst april fools joke ever
                        I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I wish I was drinking wine instead.

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                        • JP513
                          Confirmed User
                          • Feb 2007
                          • 1914

                          #13
                          Originally posted by DaddyHalbucks
                          Isn't it the world's largest office building?
                          Yes, in terms of actual square footage, its the largest by a lot!
                          I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I wish I was drinking wine instead.

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