I would like to go on record and say I love Jews.
How can you hate Jews, really? Please, don't follow with a "next episode". No one cares for your hate speak here.
Unless you live in Palestine, you really have no reason to have beef.
I love jews. I enjoy their contributions to our society and I respect their ability to overcome adversity.
... and I love their old people.
http://oldjewstellingjokes.com/