A few nights ago a few friends and I were in a bar, telling all the newfie jokes we knew; boy what a feast! Anyway, I ducked into the restroom to sprinkle the old porcelain. While I was in there, this big guy came in and said to me, "Hey pal, I'm a newfie and I don't like you telling all those newfieh jokes!"
So I said, "Well, they're not against you, pal, just against anyone in Newfoundland." "My mother is in Newfoundland!" He screams, and pulls out a razor. Boy was I scared! I was sure he would have killed me if he had found a place to plug it in!
So I said, "Well, they're not against you, pal, just against anyone in Newfoundland." "My mother is in Newfoundland!" He screams, and pulls out a razor. Boy was I scared! I was sure he would have killed me if he had found a place to plug it in!
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