Long distance car deliver driver (good job)
Logger (that didn't last long, tough fucking job in MN in July even tho I was like maybe 25)
Millwork grunt worker (I was 31, my "boss" was 18, I threw boards around, a job a 14 y/o kid could do as well, that didn't last too long either
Factory grunt worker, sorted product bins all day (that sucked too)
Pizza delivery guy (6 1/2 years night shift) good, fun gig, everyone I worked with was cool. Tiring tho. Those 4th floor college dorm stairs will kill ya after a while) Avg prob $10 an hour. People never tipped me like some guys. Guess I aint as charming in person.
The stories i could tell.
OK you got twisted my arm, Uncle!
One time I was going thru a Holiday In. Some chick yells down the hall, "LOSER!". I kept on trucking. As long as noone grabbed the hotbag anything went. If you grabbed the hotbag that was a nono as I was half crazy back then. I once went out a guys door so fast after wrestling the hot bag back (he wasn't going to pay) that I tore the hinges off. I was a solid 6'3 255 then.
Well sorta solid. More solid than now.
The guy was yelling, "you fat bastard" as I put my weight against his door.. yelling all into the street back and forth as he stands at his door and I am back in my car. I didnt care as long as I could get the (now jumbled up) pizzas back to the car and on my way.
And the falls. Ever try carrying pies up some outside rickety iron step to get to some troll living in a third floor attic in January at 2:00 am when the snow was blowing and the shit was icy. Oh man. Memories. It was actually a pretty hard job in the winter. One year I did the whole winter with no heat (only when stopped at idol) moving.. no heat at -5. -10
in a 1981 Toyota Tercel.
What a crazy fucken job it was.