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  • goldmine
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2005
    • 952
    #1

    Yeah! Ill be dead by 2044!!!

    DEATH CLOCK

    Well... i smoke almost 2 packs everyday for the last 12 years! i expect myself to die by 2030 LoL

    Your Personal Day of Death is...

    Sunday, April 17, 2044
    Seconds left to live...
    1,174,186,955

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    • Fap
      Just Du It
      • Feb 2004
      • 12094
      #2
      I know it's fake but it still werids me out so i dont do it

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        • nitroy2k
          Confirmed User
          • Sep 2005
          • 503
          #3
          Wednesday, November 16, 2078
          Seconds left to live...
          2,265,504,860

          haha im about to get old ill live 90 years LOL

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            • WZRogeR
              My Sig was too Big! :(
              • Feb 2006
              • 1126
              #4
              shit!This more d
              epends on the organism

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                • WZRogeR
                  My Sig was too Big! :(
                  • Feb 2006
                  • 1126
                  #5
                  depends on the health

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                    • J. Falcon
                      www.AdultCopywriters.com
                      • May 2006
                      • 31587
                      #6
                      That sucks.
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                        • he-fox
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jun 2006
                          • 2884
                          #7
                          Thursday, August 19th, 2060. 91 years. Fuck the death clock, I will live 120 years.

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                            • StuartD
                              Sofa King Band
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 29903
                              #8
                              And yet you just discovered the internet. How little time you have left to find the rest of the really old stuff online.
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                                • goodgirl
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2001
                                  • 1680
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by StuartD
                                  And yet you just discovered the internet. How little time you have left to find the rest of the really old stuff online.
                                  Hey I like it, it says Saturday, July 25, 2065 for me. 93 sounds good.

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                                    • madawgz
                                      8.8.8.8
                                      • Mar 2006
                                      • 30509
                                      #10
                                      how do you manage to smoke 2 packs a day, wow...
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                                        • madawgz
                                          8.8.8.8
                                          • Mar 2006
                                          • 30509
                                          #11
                                          ill play

                                          im 19 years old right now

                                          Tuesday, August 2, 2061
                                          Seconds left to live...
                                          1,719,886,106
                                          TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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                                            • Ribbit
                                              Registered User
                                              • Jan 2007
                                              • 59
                                              #12
                                              Jan. 31 2076

                                              I'll be 92 years old. Hell I'll take it!


                                              Relax, take it slow, and let the good times roll.

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                                                • I am chauncy
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jul 2006
                                                  • 568
                                                  #13
                                                  I guess I am fucked
                                                  Your Personal Day of Death is...

                                                  Saturday, August 8, 2009
                                                  Seconds left to live...79,409,067 and counting
                                                  "Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity."
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                                                    • goldmine
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jan 2005
                                                      • 952
                                                      #14
                                                      i hope you're already 98

                                                      Originally posted by I am chauncy
                                                      I guess I am fucked
                                                      Your Personal Day of Death is...

                                                      Saturday, August 8, 2009
                                                      Seconds left to live...79,409,067 and counting

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                                                        • CaptainHowdy
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                          • 94098
                                                          #15
                                                          I'm already dead...

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                                                            • I am chauncy
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jul 2006
                                                              • 568
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by goldmine
                                                              i hope you're already 98
                                                              nope I am only 30
                                                              "Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity."
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                                                                • mattz
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                                  • 7697
                                                                  #17
                                                                  damn I'm only going to be 74 when I die, oh well

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                                                                    • goldmine
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jan 2005
                                                                      • 952
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by I am chauncy
                                                                      nope I am only 30
                                                                      wtf! are you like a pessimist smoker 4'11 tall with a weight of 600lbs???

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                                                                        • Juilan
                                                                          Sultan of Swing
                                                                          • Feb 2004
                                                                          • 15141
                                                                          #19
                                                                          I'm dead in 5 years holy fuck
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                                                                            • goldmine
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jan 2005
                                                                              • 952
                                                                              #20
                                                                              mine:
                                                                              Your Personal Day of Death is...
                                                                              Sunday, April 17, 2044
                                                                              Seconds left to live...
                                                                              1,174,186,955
                                                                              I'll die 64 years old

                                                                              My wife:
                                                                              Friday, December 26, 2081
                                                                              Seconds left to live...
                                                                              2,363,622,843
                                                                              She'll die 101 years old



                                                                              i hope she's not the reason why i didnt make it to 65 LoL!!!

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                                                                                • OG LennyT
                                                                                  Wall Street Pimp
                                                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                                                  • 14345
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  May 4, 2060 for me

                                                                                  I'll be 84
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                                                                                    • RBC
                                                                                      Registered User
                                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                                      • 328
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      we don't know what will happen in a day/week/month/year or so

                                                                                      so how can I bee sure when? I know for sure I will

                                                                                      so do you

                                                                                      have a good day!

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                                                                                        • Scott McD
                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                                                          • 67792
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Thursday, January 14, 2055
                                                                                          I'll need to remember and throw a party the night before...


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                                                                                            • Himuro
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Nov 2006
                                                                                              • 934
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              shit man, I really wanna live that long

                                                                                              Your Personal Day of Death is...
                                                                                              Saturday, February 22, 2076
                                                                                              Seconds left to live...

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                                                                                                • cool1
                                                                                                  sex is good
                                                                                                  • Sep 2001
                                                                                                  • 24939
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Saturday, September 27, 2008
                                                                                                  Seconds left to live... 52,155,408

                                                                                                  Won't be long now

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                                                                                                    • E$_manager
                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                      • Apr 2006
                                                                                                      • 13557
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Allen Karrs' books will help you.
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                                                                                                        • lorine
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • Jan 2007
                                                                                                          • 994
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          You could be wrong,it depends on a lot of things. First of all i know a person who smokes since he was 12-13 and now he`s 85 and kicking so what I`m trying to say is that it depends on the person! So, who knows ? maybe you`ll live 100 years !
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                                                                                                            • matuloo
                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                              • Apr 2002
                                                                                                              • 441
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Friday, October 20, 2056
                                                                                                              Seconds left to live...
                                                                                                              1,568,904,857

                                                                                                              That means I'll be almost 80... hmmm, I wanna live longer
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                                                                                                                • Spunky
                                                                                                                  I need a beer
                                                                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                  • 133978
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  I'm supposed to be dead already

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                                                                                                                    • E$_manager
                                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                      • Apr 2006
                                                                                                                      • 13557
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Saturday, July 27, 2058
                                                                                                                      that is not much!!!! And i am underweight. i don't believe it!
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                                                                                                                        • JD
                                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                          • 22651
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Tuesday, June 14, 2072 wtf...I'll be like fucking 90. Fuck that shit. I'm poppin' myself at 70

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                                                                                                                            • molly_ca
                                                                                                                              Registered User
                                                                                                                              • Nov 2006
                                                                                                                              • 97
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Monday, August 17, 2054

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                                                                                                                                • Boobs
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                                                                                                                                  • Aug 2006
                                                                                                                                  • 7875
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  October 26, 2058

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                                                                                                                                    • citizen tower
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                                                                                                                                      • Apr 2005
                                                                                                                                      • 238
                                                                                                                                      #34
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                                                                                                                                        • who
                                                                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2003
                                                                                                                                          • 19593
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Tuesday, June 16, 2012

                                                                                                                                          Ok cool.

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                                                                                                                                            • BT
                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                              • Apr 2002
                                                                                                                                              • 6481
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Saturday, October 29, 2044
                                                                                                                                              Seconds left to live...

                                                                                                                                              I don't want to live this long damn

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                                                                                                                                                • MsWild
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                                                                                                                                                  • Apr 2006
                                                                                                                                                  • 2803
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  I don't know when I'll be staying in this world...
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