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  • CDSmith
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • May 2001
    • 51460

    #1

    All threads now scroll at the speed of dinosaur shit

    And believe me, I've talked to several experts in the field, they all confirm that dinosaur shit did in fact move slower than snail shit, and we all know how slow snail shit moves.

    We talkin' slowwwwwww.
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  • Screaming
    I can change this!!!!!
    • Feb 2004
    • 18972

    #2
    You could offer them more money to remove the skin then what they got paid for it.

    Good luck.

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    • fuzebox
      making it rain
      • Oct 2003
      • 22372

      #3
      Am I the only person who isn't seeing any speed decreases at all?

      I do have flashblock on... Does flash really slow the site down that much? I almost never run the embedded movies on any sites

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      • HAPPYPEEKERS
        Confirmed User
        • Feb 2004
        • 7566

        #4
        hahaha I agree.. it is super slowwwwwwwwww lol
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        • crockett
          in a van by the river
          • May 2003
          • 76818

          #5
          yea this sucks.. slow as hell.. Even typing this message I'm getting lagg



          Not even worth reading any posts until they fix the shit.
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          • Crazy Ben
            Confirmed User
            • Nov 2006
            • 257

            #6
            it is not that slow for me, but must be the connection but still it sure didn't got any faster.
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            • CDSmith
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • May 2001
              • 51460

              #7
              Originally posted by crockett
              yea this sucks.. slow as hell.. Even typing this message I'm getting lagg
              I typed the last few posts in a blank email first, then cut/pasted them into the board. Typing it directly into the post box wasn't working too well.


              Things seem to be improving speed-wise now though.


              The shock of the new skin and the resulting 473 "new skin sucks" threads must be what did it.
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              • Fap
                Just Du It
                • Feb 2004
                • 12094

                #8
                works fine for me on FF

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                • reynold
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 51271

                  #9
                  Originally posted by CDSmith
                  And believe me, I've talked to several experts in the field, they all confirm that dinosaur shit did in fact move slower than snail shit, and we all know how slow snail shit moves.

                  We talkin' slowwwwwww.
                  I agree with the comparison.

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                  • stev0
                    Confirmed User
                    • Aug 2003
                    • 6801

                    #10
                    Jesus... you guys are in the online industry, upgrade your PCs

                    Maybe its a video card driver issue? Everything works fine for me.

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                    • Nysus
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2001
                      • 7817

                      #11
                      If I have normal amount of programs open then the GFY IE window is slow as fuck, agreed.
                      What name is pr0 / Untouched Markets using these days? Untouched Markets - pr0 - Refund My Money Now

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                      • Fizzgig
                        Registered User
                        • Feb 2004
                        • 9649

                        #12
                        It's going pretty fast for me.
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                          • Jan 2004
                          • 16502

                          #13
                          Originally posted by fuzebox
                          Am I the only person who isn't seeing any speed decreases at all?

                          I do have flashblock on... Does flash really slow the site down that much? I almost never run the embedded movies on any sites
                          dude i totally agree, fucking people complainging about gfy being slower then snails, fucking get rid of the 56k dialup and upgrade from windows 3.1 because my 1999 dell demension 3000 is running the board fine as fucking hell without a blip on the fucking radar, stop fucking whining jesus christ you guys are pathetic

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                          • gecko
                            ******
                            • Jun 2002
                            • 21846

                            #14
                            no problems here
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                            • madawgz
                              8.8.8.8
                              • Mar 2006
                              • 30509

                              #15
                              its really fast here, no problems
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                              • TexasDreams
                                former Miserable Admin :)
                                • Oct 2003
                                • 4700

                                #16
                                Originally posted by CDSmith
                                And believe me, I've talked to several experts in the field, they all confirm that dinosaur shit did in fact move slower than snail shit, and we all know how slow snail shit moves.

                                We talkin' slowwwwwww.
                                The problem was NOT with flash files, the design of the skin, or HushMoney. The problem was a major security flaw found in Internet Explorer versions 6 and 7. If only Microsoft would actually follow standards defined by the World Wide Web Consortium (http://www.w3.org) this would NOT have happened.

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                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 16502

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by TexasDreams
                                  The problem was NOT with flash files, the design of the skin, or HushMoney. The problem was a major security flaw found in Internet Explorer versions 6 and 7. If only Microsoft would actually follow standards defined by the World Wide Web Consortium (http://www.w3.org) this would NOT have happened.

                                  it never stops amazing me that people here call themselves webmasters all while thinking a color change and image change of the SAME theme is whats making the site load so slow...

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                                  • smutguy
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Oct 2006
                                    • 215

                                    #18
                                    works fine for me on FF
                                    but then again im not on dail up...lol

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                                    • CDSmith
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • May 2001
                                      • 51460

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by TexasDreams
                                      The problem was NOT with flash files, the design of the skin, or HushMoney. The problem was a major security flaw found in Internet Explorer versions 6 and 7. If only Microsoft would actually follow standards defined by the World Wide Web Consortium (http://www.w3.org) this would NOT have happened.

                                      Guilty as charged then.

                                      Say, does this have anything to do coincidentally or otherwise with the fact that Bill Gates was on the Daily Show with Jon Stewart last night?

                                      That guy is up to something, I just know it.
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                                      • CDSmith
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • May 2001
                                        • 51460

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by stev0
                                        Jesus... you guys are in the online industry, upgrade your PCs

                                        Maybe its a video card driver issue? Everything works fine for me.
                                        Running a brand new dual core 2.6 ghz that does everything it's supposed to mindfuckingly fast.

                                        Can't speak for anyone else.



                                        I wasn't suggesting any particular reason for the slowdown, which by the way seems to have dissipated. Was merely reporting a noticeable slowdown on the board (while being my usual irresistably funny self in the process).

                                        I should think the powers that be would want to know such things, and be aware of any problems the herd is experiencing. Call me crazy. :D
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                                        • Cyndalie
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2002
                                          • 3615

                                          #21
                                          It was really bad on Safari last night on my Mac where the thread backgrounds appeared transparent. Being on a different machine now I see a black background to the threads and seems to be working ok on the PC/IE .

                                          Last night it was impossible though.
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                                            • Jan 2004
                                            • 16502

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Cyndalie
                                            It was really bad on Safari last night on my Mac where the thread backgrounds appeared transparent. Being on a different machine now I see a black background to the threads and seems to be working ok on the PC/IE .

                                            Last night it was impossible though.
                                            thats because they changed the transparency ;)

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                                            • ADL Colin
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Feb 2001
                                              • 11929

                                              #23
                                              Speed is normal for me. I'm using FF. Is it an IE/FF thing?


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                                              • germ
                                                ( o Y o )
                                                • Oct 2002
                                                • 3108

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by TexasDreams
                                                The problem was NOT with flash files, the design of the skin, or HushMoney. The problem was a major security flaw found in Internet Explorer versions 6 and 7. If only Microsoft would actually follow standards defined by the World Wide Web Consortium (http://www.w3.org) this would NOT have happened.

                                                motherfucking owned!

                                                stop using IE and all would be well :]

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