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  • Im Silly Puddy
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2007
    • 115

    #1

    E P A S S P O R T E S U C K S M A J O R C O C K Help!!!!!!

    I tried to open an epassporte account so I can start to do some business like buy traffic/designs....... IT WONT LET ME VERIFY MY CREDIT CARDS!!

    I entered three credit cards all with error messages, however they are attached to my account but there is no OPTION TO VERIFY IT! they did not make any charges to the cards, so i cant verify my account!

    WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!!!!!!!!
  • Im Silly Puddy
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2007
    • 115

    #2
    BTW there fucking phone goes to a voice mail that says

    "Enter Telephone number or numeric page"

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    • chupacabra
      Confirmed User
      • Sep 2002
      • 3626

      #3
      ok, while i agree w/ you that epassporte sucks i think its pretty obvious your a shill at this point, you registered here at gfy just to post a continual series of epass threads? why don't you just *NOT USE THEM*... and go fuck yourself.

      oh, and they do suck... like you..
      ...promise her a defamation, tell her where the rain will fall..

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      • Oracle Porn
        Affiliate
        • Oct 2002
        • 24433

        #4
        shut the fuck up you idiot.


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        • Im Silly Puddy
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2007
          • 115

          #5
          fuck you, you fucking fuck.

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          • Im Silly Puddy
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2007
            • 115

            #6
            I have a few designs I want to buy and some traffic and I can't because of epassporte and btw I'm not new to this board I had a name in the past, just forgot the information DICK WEED

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            • scottybuzz
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • May 2006
              • 14799

              #7
              lolllllllllllllll
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              • Im Silly Puddy
                Confirmed User
                • Jan 2007
                • 115

                #8
                Hey Oracle,

                Why don't you put peanutbutter on my balls and lick my Ass-hole? you dig it?

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                • CyberHustler
                  Masterbaiter
                  • Feb 2006
                  • 28794

                  #9
                  epass works fine for me, they caught me with that waiting till your account is 3 days old thing, but other than that it was pretty simple to set up and its pretty user friendly.
                  “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                  • Big_Red
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jun 2006
                    • 4147

                    #10
                    i love epassporte dot com.
                    60% Revshare.
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                    • baddog
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Apr 2001
                      • 107089

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Im Silly Puddy
                      I have a few designs I want to buy and some traffic and I can't because of epassporte and btw I'm not new to this board I had a name in the past, just forgot the information DICK WEED
                      I don't think they have an instant signup option, so if you must do this today you are probably going to have issues

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                      • fris
                        I have to go potty
                        • Aug 2002
                        • 55818

                        #12
                        you sound lik you arent even old enough to own a credit card
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                        • Im Silly Puddy
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2007
                          • 115

                          #13
                          I used to have an Epass account back in the day before I stopped doing porn and went to mainstream - You can sign up instantly you just have to verify your card, there is no way for me to verify it its being a pain in my ass and they have no support. It's ridiculous. they seem so horrible,

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                          • Im Silly Puddy
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jan 2007
                            • 115

                            #14
                            oh boy here comes oracles little buddy fris, what is this fucking cheers everyone sucks each others cock, wow you got 18,000 post do you want a fucking biscuit? you and oracle can suck the high hard one, douche bags, im here for money not idiotic imbeciles like you and dick weed up there

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                            • stickyfingerz
                              Doin fine
                              • Oct 2005
                              • 24984

                              #15
                              Ill be glad to help you sir. Simply post your Epass user name and password here and Ill take a look at your account to try and locate the issue.




                              Epassporte support team.
























                              I take no responsibility if you are stupid enough to post your name and password. At that point you are what we call a moron...
                              Last edited by stickyfingerz; 01-27-2007, 04:46 PM.

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                              • ayne468
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jan 2007
                                • 1738

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Im Silly Puddy
                                fuck you, you fucking fuck.
                                Originally posted by Im Silly Puddy
                                I have a few designs I want to buy and some traffic and I can't because of epassporte and btw I'm not new to this board I had a name in the past, just forgot the information DICK WEED
                                No offence...but I think you need to work on your insults

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                                • DomP_nl
                                  So Fucking What
                                  • Sep 2005
                                  • 631

                                  #17
                                  you sold your mainstream or failed ?

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                                  • PHP-CODER-FOR-HIRE
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Nov 2006
                                    • 1090

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Im Silly Puddy
                                    fuck you, you fucking fuck.
                                    Hahah classic.

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                                    • Im Silly Puddy
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jan 2007
                                      • 115

                                      #19
                                      hi sticky thank god you are here to help!


                                      my user name is


                                      teabagmibigcok
                                      pw: password123

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                                      • fris
                                        I have to go potty
                                        • Aug 2002
                                        • 55818

                                        #20
                                        using jokes from the 1980s doesnt count.
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                                        • Im Silly Puddy
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2007
                                          • 115

                                          #21
                                          Fris i got a joke for you

                                          y did fris cross the road?
                                          to suck oracles cock across the street

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                                          • fris
                                            I have to go potty
                                            • Aug 2002
                                            • 55818

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Im Silly Puddy
                                            Fris i got a joke for you

                                            y did fris cross the road?
                                            to suck oracles cock across the street
                                            y isn a word, its a letter, see websters.
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                                            • Im Silly Puddy
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jan 2007
                                              • 115

                                              #23
                                              and you are talking about me not being funny yet your trying to correct my grammer are you fucking kidding me, you're probably a foreign fucking moron from west bumblefuck who speaks half ass english

                                              i sale small icq c sig

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                                              • Im Silly Puddy
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jan 2007
                                                • 115

                                                #24
                                                hey fris where you at you silly little fucking moron

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                                                • fris
                                                  I have to go potty
                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                  • 55818

                                                  #25
                                                  whats a bumblefuck
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                                                  • fris
                                                    I have to go potty
                                                    • Aug 2002
                                                    • 55818

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Im Silly Puddy
                                                    hey fris where you at you silly little fucking moron
                                                    i was logging into my epassporte account and adding another credit card

                                                    sorry i couldnt keep reloading the thread
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                                                    • Im Silly Puddy
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jan 2007
                                                      • 115

                                                      #27
                                                      and i bet it didn't work because epassporte sucks the big shlong

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                                                      • CyberHustler
                                                        Masterbaiter
                                                        • Feb 2006
                                                        • 28794

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Im Silly Puddy
                                                        hi sticky thank god you are here to help!


                                                        my user name is


                                                        teabagmibigcok
                                                        pw: password123
                                                        heh... it was worth a try.
                                                        “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                                                        • fris
                                                          I have to go potty
                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                          • 55818

                                                          #29
                                                          almost everyone on here has an epassporte, sponsors set them up for free for you, just send them 100$ in sales
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                                                          • Im Silly Puddy
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Jan 2007
                                                            • 115

                                                            #30
                                                            epassporte should work when u add 3 credit cards no? there not letting me verify them...........i dont get it

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