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  • AaronM
    GFY Royality ;)
    • Oct 2001
    • 46917

    #1

    Ain't this about a bitch......

    I've been collecting Jack Daniel's bottles for 14 years now. For the last 3 or 4 years I have been on the lookout for a specific bottle that is not available for standard U.S. purchase. The only place I have seen this bottle is in Duty Free shops in Chicago and Dallas/Ft.Worth and I was not on flights leaving the country so I couldn't buy them.

    These bottles can be bought on eBay for $140 - $450 USD.

    Well......I'm sitting in an airport on my way to Thailand. I glanced through the Duty Free and found what I have been searching for.

    I grabbed 2 of them and headed for the register. The lady asked for my boarding pass. She looked at it and said: "You're going to Tokyo?" I told her I had a layover in Tokyo then off to Bangkok and so forth.

    Lady: "You no buy."

    Me: "Why not?"

    Lady: "You go Customs in Tokyo then security again. Bottle more than 3 ounces. They take from you."

    Me: "Fuck!"


    Ain't that about a bitch? I finally find this damn bottle when I can buy it but it will be confiscated because some dumb fuckers tried to blow up planes with liquid explosives.

    Terrorists are keeping me from enjoying my Jack Daniel's........Bastards.
  • BoyAlley
    So Fucking Gay
    • Nov 2004
    • 19714

    #2
    Originally posted by AaronM
    Ain't that about a bitch? I finally find this damn bottle when I can buy it but it will be confiscated because some dumb fuckers tried to blow up planes with liquid explosives.
    Why not just empty them?

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    • escorpio
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      • Oct 2002
      • 23486

      #3
      That's fucked. The terrorists have won.
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      • interracialtoons
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        • May 2006
        • 1910

        #4
        Originally posted by AaronM
        I've been collecting Jack Daniel's bottles for 14 years now. For the last 3 or 4 years I have been on the lookout for a specific bottle that is not available for standard U.S. purchase. The only place I have seen this bottle is in Duty Free shops in Chicago and Dallas/Ft.Worth and I was not on flights leaving the country so I couldn't buy them.

        These bottles can be bought on eBay for $140 - $450 USD.

        Well......I'm sitting in an airport on my way to Thailand. I glanced through the Duty Free and found what I have been searching for.

        I grabbed 2 of them and headed for the register. The lady asked for my boarding pass. She looked at it and said: "You're going to Tokyo?" I told her I had a layover in Tokyo then off to Bangkok and so forth.

        Lady: "You no buy."

        Me: "Why not?"

        Lady: "You go Customs in Tokyo then security again. Bottle more than 3 ounces. They take from you."

        Me: "Fuck!"


        Ain't that about a bitch? I finally find this damn bottle when I can buy it but it will be confiscated because some dumb fuckers tried to blow up planes with liquid explosives.

        Terrorists are keeping me from enjoying my Jack Daniel's........Bastards.
        You should have asked for a box and stamps and mailed them back home from the airport.
        Done.

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        • AaronM
          GFY Royality ;)
          • Oct 2001
          • 46917

          #5
          Originally posted by BoyAlley
          Why not just empty them?

          Please allow me to rephrase....

          I collect full and sealed Jack Daniel's bottles.

          An empty bottle is of little value to a collector.

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          • bareskin
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            • Nov 2006
            • 619

            #6
            Originally posted by BoyAlley
            Why not just empty them?
            Thtat's just not right
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            • baddog
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              • Apr 2001
              • 107089

              #7
              Originally posted by interracialtoons
              You should have asked for a box and stamps and mailed them back home from the airport.
              You can do that?

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              • AaronM
                GFY Royality ;)
                • Oct 2001
                • 46917

                #8
                Originally posted by interracialtoons
                You should have asked for a box and stamps and mailed them back home from the airport.

                Not sure how many stamps it would take to mail from Tokyo or how many pieces the bottles would show up in.

                I've yet to see a UPS Store or any other packing / shipping company who could properly protect and ship bottles from an airport terminal.

                With any luck, they will have them in Tokyo or Bangkok on the way back and I can just pack them in my checked baggage from there.

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                • AaronM
                  GFY Royality ;)
                  • Oct 2001
                  • 46917

                  #9
                  Originally posted by baddog
                  You can do that?

                  No, you can't.

                  In the U.S when you buy Duty Free, they send the packages to your plane. You pick them up as you board which is why I would have to ship them from Tokyo.

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                  • Karupted Charles
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                    • Jul 2001
                    • 1662

                    #10
                    Aaron hit me up when you get time I think I can get this sent to you.
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                    • Nikki_Licks
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                      • May 2005
                      • 6323

                      #11
                      Sounds like you need to get in touch with someone who has a liquor license and have them order it for you, or is that possible?
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                      • AaronM
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                        • Oct 2001
                        • 46917

                        #12
                        Originally posted by SPW Guru
                        Aaron hit me up when you get time I think I can get this sent to you.

                        Firing up ICQ now.....

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                        • Barefootsies
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                          • Feb 2005
                          • 42635

                          #13
                          Originally posted by interracialtoons
                          You should have asked for a box and stamps and mailed them back home from the airport.
                          Exactly.

                          When you run into that kind of stuff, or you do not want to deal with trinkets from trips. You just FedEx (or however) them back home. Saving yourself a lot of grief.

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                          • interracialtoons
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                            • May 2006
                            • 1910

                            #14
                            Originally posted by baddog
                            You can do that?
                            I guess every airport is differrent but at the Honolulu airport people buy shit and it's boxed and mailed. It's the only way to get a box of pineapples out of Hawaii (asfarasiknow) so I see that at the airport all the time.
                            Done.

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                            • AaronM
                              GFY Royality ;)
                              • Oct 2001
                              • 46917

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Nikki_Licks
                              Sounds like you need to get in touch with someone who has a liquor license and have them order it for you, or is that possible?

                              Not possible where I'm from.

                              Again, this bottle is not available for standard U.S. purchase.

                              The guy who owns the local liquor store by me is also a JD collector. That's why I was buying 2 bottles. I always pick things up for him. There are a lot of Jack bottles that you can not get here.

                              EXAMPLE:

                              There is a series called "Scenes of Lynchburg." There are 7 different bottles in this series. The U.S. has them available in 5ths but outside of the U.S., mostly Europe, they offer the same series in 1 liter sizes.

                              Then there is Jack Daniel's Silver Select which is a 100 proof version of Single Barrel. Silver Select was created specifically and only for Duty Free shops.

                              You can't even buy these bottles at the Distillery.

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                              • AaronM
                                GFY Royality ;)
                                • Oct 2001
                                • 46917

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Barefootsies
                                Exactly.

                                When you run into that kind of stuff, or you do not want to deal with trinkets from trips. You just FedEx (or however) them back home. Saving yourself a lot of grief.



                                Yes, it's that simple. Thank you. I'm new to this sort of thing and all.....

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                                • 4Man
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                                  • Nov 2006
                                  • 3830

                                  #17
                                  nice hoby

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                                  • AaronM
                                    GFY Royality ;)
                                    • Oct 2001
                                    • 46917

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by interracialtoons
                                    I guess every airport is differrent but at the Honolulu airport people buy shit and it's boxed and mailed. It's the only way to get a box of pineapples out of Hawaii (asfarasiknow) so I see that at the airport all the time.

                                    Shipping pineapples is a bit different than shipping liquid filled glass bottles that also have to clear customs. If I were able to buy from Duty Free and ship from the U.S....which you can't......It would be illegal since it defies the purpose of duty free.

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                                    • interracialtoons
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                                      • May 2006
                                      • 1910

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by AaronM
                                      No, you can't.

                                      In the U.S when you buy Duty Free, they send the packages to your plane. You pick them up as you board which is why I would have to ship them from Tokyo.
                                      You can also pay the duty and skip the dumb shit.
                                      There are only restrictions for people who dont pay the duty.
                                      This is a collectors item so he would pay the duty to get it.
                                      Done.

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                                      • Nikki_Licks
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                                        • May 2005
                                        • 6323

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by AaronM
                                        Not possible where I'm from.

                                        Again, this bottle is not available for standard U.S. purchase.

                                        The guy who owns the local liquor store by me is also a JD collector. That's why I was buying 2 bottles. I always pick things up for him. There are a lot of Jack bottles that you can not get here.

                                        EXAMPLE:

                                        There is a series called "Scenes of Lynchburg." There are 7 different bottles in this series. The U.S. has them available in 5ths but outside of the U.S., mostly Europe, they offer the same series in 1 liter sizes.

                                        Then there is Jack Daniel's Silver Select which is a 100 proof version of Single Barrel. Silver Select was created specifically and only for Duty Free shops.

                                        You can't even buy these bottles at the Distillery.
                                        Well, if I run into one and it is not empty I will get it and hold onto the bottle for when we run into each other
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                                        • interracialtoons
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                                          • May 2006
                                          • 1910

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by AaronM
                                          Shipping pineapples is a bit different than shipping liquid filled glass bottles that also have to clear customs. If I were able to buy from Duty Free and ship from the U.S....which you can't......It would be illegal since it defies the purpose of duty free.
                                          Just pay the duty.
                                          You wanted this stuff right?
                                          You weren't just shopping for cheap prices right?
                                          Done.

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                                          • AaronM
                                            GFY Royality ;)
                                            • Oct 2001
                                            • 46917

                                            #22
                                            The fuckers are sitting 75 feet away teasing me.

                                            It's the bottle on the far left. The silver one next to it is Silver Select.

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                                            • AaronM
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                                              • Oct 2001
                                              • 46917

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by interracialtoons
                                              You can also pay the duty and skip the dumb shit.
                                              There are only restrictions for people who dont pay the duty.
                                              This is a collectors item so he would pay the duty to get it.

                                              And when I tried that while crossing customs last time, the duty was over $100.00 per bottle.

                                              Stuart D was there....Ask him about it.

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                                              • interracialtoons
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • May 2006
                                                • 1910

                                                #24
                                                Well, at least your weren't drinking the stuff when this happened.
                                                I was comming from Canada and eating some beef jerky and US customs took it from me along with two slim jims....fucking nazis.
                                                Done.

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                                                • AaronM
                                                  GFY Royality ;)
                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                  • 46917

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by interracialtoons
                                                  Just pay the duty.
                                                  You wanted this stuff right?
                                                  You weren't just shopping for cheap prices right?

                                                  Try to comprehend this then get the fuck out of my thread....

                                                  When you buy something at a Duty Free store, you are required by law to leave the country with the item you have purchased.

                                                  If I leave here with it they will take it from me in Tokyo.

                                                  Thank you for playing.

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                                                  • AaronM
                                                    GFY Royality ;)
                                                    • Oct 2001
                                                    • 46917

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Nikki_Licks
                                                    Well, if I run into one and it is not empty I will get it and hold onto the bottle for when we run into each other
                                                    That would be a very nice thing for you to do. Not sure if you are serious or not but I greatly appreciate the offer.

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                                                    • interracialtoons
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                                                      • May 2006
                                                      • 1910

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by AaronM
                                                      And when I tried that while crossing customs last time, the duty was over $100.00 per bottle.

                                                      Stuart D was there....Ask him about it.
                                                      Damn, that's criminal! I could go with $20 but not $100.

                                                      Yeah, good point.
                                                      Done.

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                                                      • AaronM
                                                        GFY Royality ;)
                                                        • Oct 2001
                                                        • 46917

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by interracialtoons
                                                        Damn, that's criminal! I could go with $20 but not $100.

                                                        Yeah, good point.

                                                        Agreed.

                                                        $20 would be well worth it.

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                                                        • baddog
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                          • 107089

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by AaronM
                                                          You can't even buy these bottles at the Distillery.
                                                          I don't recall that you can buy any at the distillery as it is in a dry county (at least when I visited it 20 years ago).

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                                                          • Persignup Qon
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                                                            • Jun 2005
                                                            • 853

                                                            #30
                                                            dude, don't try to explain customs to people who have never left this country lol... sorry u couldn't get your bottle, that sucks.
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                                                            • AaronM
                                                              GFY Royality ;)
                                                              • Oct 2001
                                                              • 46917

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by baddog
                                                              I don't recall that you can buy any at the distillery as it is in a dry county (at least when I visited it 20 years ago).

                                                              OH JOY!!!!

                                                              I get to show baddog where is is actually wrong for once.

                                                              Yes, Lynchburg is a dry county and no, you may not purchase alcohol there for consumption. However.......

                                                              They are legally able to sell certain bottles as collectibles. I mentioned the Scenes of Lynchburg series above.....The U.S. version of the first bottle in that series is only available for purchase at the distillery gift store in Lynchburg. I bought 2 of them there.

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                                                              • baddog
                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                • Apr 2001
                                                                • 107089

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                OH JOY!!!!

                                                                I get to show baddog where is is actually wrong for once.

                                                                Yes, Lynchburg is a dry county and no, you may not purchase alcohol there for consumption. However.......

                                                                They are legally able to sell certain bottles as collectibles. I mentioned the Scenes of Lynchburg series above.....The U.S. version of the first bottle in that series is only available for purchase at the distillery gift store in Lynchburg. I bought 2 of them there.
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                                                                • AaronM
                                                                  GFY Royality ;)
                                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                                  • 46917

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                  The fuckers are sitting 75 feet away teasing me.

                                                                  It's the bottle on the far left. The silver one next to it is Silver Select.



                                                                  Damn it....

                                                                  I just looked at this pic again and on the far right you can see half of a Scenes of Lynchburg bottle. I went back and checked...It's one I don't have.

                                                                  Fuck.....

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                                                                  • baddog
                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                    • Apr 2001
                                                                    • 107089

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                    Damn it....

                                                                    I just looked at this pic again and on the far right you can see half of a Scenes of Lynchburg bottle. I went back and checked...It's one I don't have.

                                                                    Fuck.....
                                                                    That's what you get for spending so much time waiting for an opportunity to prove me wrong.

                                                                    I have an idea . . . you can fly me to Hong Kong, send the JD there, I will pick it up and bring it back for you.

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                                                                    • AaronM
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                                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                                      • 46917

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by baddog
                                                                      That's what you get for spending so much time waiting for an opportunity to prove me wrong.

                                                                      I have an idea . . . you can fly me to Hong Kong, send the JD there, I will pick it up and bring it back for you.

                                                                      Will you accept a first class ticket or shall I send the private jet for you?

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                                                                      • baddog
                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                        • Apr 2001
                                                                        • 107089

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                        Will you accept a first class ticket or shall I send the private jet for you?
                                                                        Whichever is easier and will insure the prompt delivery of said JD.

                                                                        If going with the private jet, can we stop by and pick up the twins on the way out?

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                                                                        • AaronM
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                                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                                          • 46917

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by baddog
                                                                          Whichever is easier and will insure the prompt delivery of said JD.

                                                                          If going with the private jet, can we stop by and pick up the twins on the way out?

                                                                          Whey are working a gig out of town at the moment. New York if I remember correctly.

                                                                          Wrong direction.

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                                                                          • scottybuzz
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                                                                            • May 2006
                                                                            • 14799

                                                                            #38
                                                                            im glad its not bacon your after or the airport terminal would have to have called security.
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                                                                            • MikeVega
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              A buddy of mine works for Jack Daniels (The company produces Jack Daniel's, Canadian Mist, Southern Comfort, Early Times, Korbel champagnes, Fetzer wines, Bolla wines, among others) he just moved here last year to run all of their wine distribution on the east coast. He has tons of bottles and stuff at his house. (rugs/bottles/dart boards/ jackets.. everything) .. if he has it he'll give it to me no problem. I'll be at his house for Super Bowl .. if he has it I'll hit you up


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                                                                              • AaronM
                                                                                GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                • Oct 2001
                                                                                • 46917

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by scottybuzz
                                                                                im glad its not bacon your after or the airport terminal would have to have called security.

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                                                                                • Fizzgig
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                                                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                                                  • 9649

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  That's a shame. Use it as an excuse to go to Tijuana when you get home.
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                                                                                  • AaronM
                                                                                    GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                    • Oct 2001
                                                                                    • 46917

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by MikeVega
                                                                                    A buddy of mine works for Jack Daniels (The company produces Jack Daniel's, Canadian Mist, Southern Comfort, Early Times, Korbel champagnes, Fetzer wines, Bolla wines, among others) he just moved here last year to run all of their wine distribution on the east coast. He has tons of bottles and stuff at his house. (rugs/bottles/dart boards/ jackets.. everything) .. if he has it he'll give it to me no problem. I'll be at his house for Super Bowl .. if he has it I'll hit you up

                                                                                    Brown-Forman is the parent company that owns Jack Daniel's. Is that where he works? Every drop of JD is produced in TN.

                                                                                    It sounds more like your buddy works for a distributor rather than JD or Brown-Forman directly. An East Coast distributor would not have access to items like these under normal circumstances. But stranger things have happened. It wouldn't hurt to look into that option.

                                                                                    Thanks.

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                                                                                    • AaronM
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                                                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                                                      • 46917

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by Fizzgig
                                                                                      That's a shame. Use it as an excuse to go to Tijuana when you get home.

                                                                                      They don't carry these bottles in those Duty Free shops.

                                                                                      If they did, I would have cases of them by now.

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                                                                                      • baddog
                                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                                        • Apr 2001
                                                                                        • 107089

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                                        Whey are working a gig out of town at the moment. New York if I remember correctly.

                                                                                        Wrong direction.
                                                                                        Then first class will be fine

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                                                                                        • AaronM
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                                                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                                                          • 46917

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by baddog
                                                                                          Then first class will be fine
                                                                                          I'll get right on that as soon as I get back from taking a shit.

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                                                                                          • BVF
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                                                                                            • 13975

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            I would have just bought one bottle and hoped that I could charm the folks in Tokyo into letting me keep it. I as a black man have learned many techniques of using charm..If I didn't have it, my life would be much harder.

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                                                                                            • MikeVega
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                                                                                              • Jul 2004
                                                                                              • 12788

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                                              Brown-Forman is the parent company that owns Jack Daniel's. Is that where he works? Every drop of JD is produced in TN.

                                                                                              It sounds more like your buddy works for a distributor rather than JD or Brown-Forman directly. An East Coast distributor would not have access to items like these under normal circumstances. But stranger things have happened. It wouldn't hurt to look into that option.

                                                                                              Thanks.
                                                                                              Brown-Forman sounds familiar but he could work for one of the distributors ... I'll ask him when I see him. Its worth a shot


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                                                                                              • baddog
                                                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                • Apr 2001
                                                                                                • 107089

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                                                I'll get right on that as soon as I get back from taking a shit.
                                                                                                Just trying to help a friend.

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                                                                                                • SFBU
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                                                                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                                                                  • 494

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                                                  I'll get right on that as soon as I get back from taking a shit.

                                                                                                  Priorities are a bitch...but like I always say "you can't rush a good thing", so take your time on the throne and get your ass back on Baddog's flight schedule.

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                                                                                                  • AaronM
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                                                                                                    • Oct 2001
                                                                                                    • 46917

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    It just occurred to me that baddog does not have a passport yet....Even though I've encourage him to get one on many different occasions.

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