fact: guys who buy girls (who are not your gf/wife/family/friend) drinks are STUPID
ill go to a bar and some random chick will come up ask for me to buy her a drink. rather, ill try to get her to buy me a drink with the promise of "im getting a bottle in the VIP in 10 minutes and you can come along"
this works pretty well, except at 1am there are 5 girls asking where the bottle and VIP is