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  • DWB
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    • Jul 2003
    • 31779
    #1

    FACT: Most women have no clue how to suck cock

    That's why God made Trannys.

    But seriously, how many times have you had a chick nobbin on you and all you can think about is "hurry up and fuck me, your head sucks."
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        • Persignup Qon
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          • Jun 2005
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          #3
          Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
          how many times have you had a chick nobbin on you and all you can think about is "hurry up and fuck me, your head sucks."

          been there.... horrible situation cuz i enjoy head so much
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            • demetrio27
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              • Dec 2006
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              #4
              The struggle is in overcoming your civility and letting her know.
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                • Cyndalie
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                  • Jan 2002
                  • 3615
                  #5
                  Oh like most guys have any fucking clue what they are doing when they go down on a chick.
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                    • BlackCrayon
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                      • Jun 2003
                      • 19634
                      #6
                      you just gotta take the time to train her.
                      you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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                        • rowan
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                          • Mar 2002
                          • 17393
                          #7
                          One day they'll figure out a way to wire brains so she feels what we feel. We'll also feel what she feels and realise we're missing out on a heck of a lot.

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                            • DWB
                              Registered User
                              • Jul 2003
                              • 31779
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Cyndalie
                              Oh like most guys have any fucking clue what they are doing when they go down on a chick.
                              You speak as if I would put one of those fleshy, smelly, roast beef curtain things anywhere near my lips. Pure comedy. That's why God created vibrators.

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                                • TBrown
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                                  • Oct 2006
                                  • 1519
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Cyndalie
                                  Oh like most guys have any fucking clue what they are doing when they go down on a chick.

                                  I do! I'm famous ;)



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                                    • TheLegacy
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                                      • Apr 2003
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                                      #10
                                      thats why women need to watch more porn - not like we haven't given them the ability to learn
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                                        • AnnaSucks
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                                          • Jun 2006
                                          • 279
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by BlackCrayon
                                          you just gotta take the time to train her.
                                          True. In my case I was a virgin and never touched a cock in my life before I met hubby. He trained me to suck his cock just the way he liked it. I was scared to death I was going to be crap at it, but two years later I'm VERY confident; now he prefers my blowjobs over sex. Or I might just be crap at sex lol.

                                          A good teacher is a must, but you need to be a good student aswell - enthusiasm and a strong desire to be the best helps a lot
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                                            • AnnaSucks
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                                              • Jun 2006
                                              • 279
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by TheLegacy
                                              thats why women need to watch more porn - not like we haven't given them the ability to learn
                                              Nah. To me all porn blowjobs look the same, in, out, in, out... You can't see the important part - what they do with their tongues, how hard they suck it at which point etc. It does get you started if you don't know the basics though.
                                              A man without a belly is not a man

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                                                • Onixia
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                                                  • Jan 2007
                                                  • 513
                                                  #13
                                                  Most man have no idea how to pleasure woman , and sleeping with tranny is disgusting for me ( yes i am from monastery)

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                                                    • Gnat69
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                                                      • Jan 2004
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                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Cyndalie
                                                      Oh like most guys have any fucking clue what they are doing when they go down on a chick.


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                                                        • jalami
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                                                          • May 2004
                                                          • 845
                                                          #15
                                                          On the other hand....

                                                          Never trust a girl who gave you the best blowjob you've ever had in your life.

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                                                            • tranza
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                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                              • 57559
                                                              #16
                                                              I agree that most girls have no clue what they are doing when giving a blowjob.
                                                              I'm just a newbie.

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                                                                • Paul Markham
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                                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                                  • 52942
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Then teach them as you go. they will appreciate it if you do it right.



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                                                                    • molly_ca
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                                                                      • Nov 2006
                                                                      • 97
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by BlackCrayon
                                                                      you just gotta take the time to train her.
                                                                      Everyone should take the time to train his or her self on how to give good head. And everyone should know how to say WTF r u doing ? in a polite and nice way.

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                                                                        • JaneB
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
                                                                          That's why God made Trannys.

                                                                          But seriously, how many times have you had a chick nobbin on you and all you can think about is "hurry up and fuck me, your head sucks."
                                                                          Yeah I think a lot of the ladies on here can relate to that. We think the same thing when we are getting fucked, when will it be over. It amazes me how many guys actually think they are good in bed, but they really suck.

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                                                                            • Fizzgig
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                                                                              • Feb 2004
                                                                              • 9649
                                                                              #20
                                                                              If all women were equal, some of us wouldn't be so popular.
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                                                                                • Sambo
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                                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                                  • 1187
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  I woke up from a deep (drunken) sleep to find a female chewing on the end of it once - It was in plaster for a week - Its not a piece of Bubble Gum for fuck sakes!

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                                                                                    • DWB
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                                                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                                                      • 31779
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by JaneB
                                                                                      Yeah I think a lot of the ladies on here can relate to that. We think the same thing when we are getting fucked, when will it be over. It amazes me how many guys actually think they are good in bed, but they really suck.
                                                                                      The problem is that guys care if they are good or not. If they would just get in there and get theirs, and not have an ego about it, Man as a species would be much further along on the evolutionary ladder.

                                                                                      Do you think a Lion thinks he is good when he mounts his mate? Hell no, he is a fucking Lion, he humps, dumps and moves on. That is what the king of the jungle is supposed to do!

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                                                                                        • AaronM
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                                                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                                                          • 46917
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
                                                                                          That's why God made Trannys.

                                                                                          But seriously, how many times have you had a chick nobbin on you and all you can think about is "hurry up and fuck me, your head sucks."

                                                                                          Keep a copy of the February 2007 Cosmo on your nightstand.

                                                                                          If you're smart, you'll buy a few copies of it so you are stacked deep when the girls start to steal it.

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                                                                                            • AaronM
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                                                                                              • Oct 2001
                                                                                              • 46917
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
                                                                                              The problem is that guys care if they are good or not. If they would just get in there and get theirs, and not have an ego about it, Man as a species would be much further along on the evolutionary ladder.

                                                                                              Do you think a Lion thinks he is good when he mounts his mate? Hell no, he is a fucking Lion, he humps, dumps and moves on. That is what the king of the jungle is supposed to do!

                                                                                              On a RAW level, you're dead nuts on right there.

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                                                                                                • DWB
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                                                                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                                                                  • 31779
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                                                  Keep a copy of the February 2007 Cosmo on your nightstand.

                                                                                                  If you're smart, you'll buy a few copies of it so you are stacked deep when the girls start to steal it.

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                                                                                                    • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                                                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                                                                      • 38323
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      I guess I've been lucky, because I've only had a few spazz blowjobs in my life. They funny thing was that the bad ones were done by "good girls", who had little experience giving head - so I made sure that when it was time to cum, I wouldn't let them pull away, and I blew the load down their throats (I'm pretty sure that was the first time that ever happened to them).

                                                                                                      Nothing quite like looking down at a girl who has those "your gonna pull out, right" eyes, when she suddenly realizes that you are shooting gobs of jizz into her mouth. Priceless...

                                                                                                      Anyway, I pretty much didn't care since I knew I was not going to see them again anyway.

                                                                                                      I guess I should feel lucky that I didn't get my dick chomped off...

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                                                                                                        • Fonz
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                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                                                                          I guess I've been lucky, because I've only had a few spazz blowjobs in my life. They funny thing was that the bad ones were done by "good girls", who had little experience giving head - so I made sure that when it was time to cum, I wouldn't let them pull away, and I blew the load down their throats (I'm pretty sure that was the first time that ever happened to them).

                                                                                                          Nothing quite like looking down at a girl who has those "your gonna pull out, right" eyes, when she suddenly realizes that you are shooting gobs of jizz into her mouth. Priceless...

                                                                                                          Anyway, I pretty much didn't care since I knew I was not going to see them again anyway.

                                                                                                          I guess I should feel lucky that I didn't get my dick chomped off...

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                                                                                                            • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by Fonz
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                                                                                                                • DWB
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                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude


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                                                                                                                    • emthree
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                                                                                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                      • 10816
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by AnnaSucks
                                                                                                                      True. In my case I was a virgin and never touched a cock in my life before I met hubby. He trained me to suck his cock just the way he liked it. I was scared to death I was going to be crap at it, but two years later I'm VERY confident; now he prefers my blowjobs over sex. Or I might just be crap at sex lol.

                                                                                                                      A good teacher is a must, but you need to be a good student aswell - enthusiasm and a strong desire to be the best helps a lot
                                                                                                                      More women need to be like you.

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                                                                                                                        • DWB
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                                                                                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                                                                                          • 31779
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by AnnaSucks
                                                                                                                          True. In my case I was a virgin and never touched a cock in my life before I met hubby. He trained me to suck his cock just the way he liked it. I was scared to death I was going to be crap at it, but two years later I'm VERY confident; now he prefers my blowjobs over sex. Or I might just be crap at sex lol.

                                                                                                                          A good teacher is a must, but you need to be a good student aswell - enthusiasm and a strong desire to be the best helps a lot
                                                                                                                          I missed this one.

                                                                                                                          A good woman you are.

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                                                                                                                            • 12clicks
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                                                                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                              • 19814
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
                                                                                                                              Do you think a Lion thinks he is good when he mounts his mate? Hell no, he is a fucking Lion, he humps, dumps and moves on. That is what the king of the jungle is supposed to do!
                                                                                                                              that only works because female lions don't talk to each other.
                                                                                                                              I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                                                                                                                                • Sydney Sin
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                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2007
                                                                                                                                  • 223
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  LOL!! EW!
                                                                                                                                  I just think you haven't met the right chick!

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                                                                                                                                    • JaneB
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by 12clicks
                                                                                                                                      that only works because female lions don't talk to each other.
                                                                                                                                      You are 100 percent correct.

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                                                                                                                                        • JaneB
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
                                                                                                                                          The problem is that guys care if they are good or not. If they would just get in there and get theirs, and not have an ego about it, Man as a species would be much further along on the evolutionary ladder.

                                                                                                                                          Do you think a Lion thinks he is good when he mounts his mate? Hell no, he is a fucking Lion, he humps, dumps and moves on. That is what the king of the jungle is supposed to do!

                                                                                                                                          Please tell me you are joking? If men just got in there to get theirs, and did not even try to please the lady, he would never get it again. Women talk about sex experiences with each other. We tell details and names.

                                                                                                                                          We are humans, not lions. Animals have sex just to reproduce. Humans have sex not only to reproduce but also because we love to do it. You should appreciate getting your dick sucked at all.

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                                                                                                                                            • Doctor Dre
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                                                                                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                                              • 51692
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
                                                                                                                                              The problem is that guys care if they are good or not. If they would just get in there and get theirs, and not have an ego about it, Man as a species would be much further along on the evolutionary ladder.

                                                                                                                                              Do you think a Lion thinks he is good when he mounts his mate? Hell no, he is a fucking Lion, he humps, dumps and moves on. That is what the king of the jungle is supposed to do!
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                                                                                                                                                • starpimps
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                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Fizzgig
                                                                                                                                                  If all women were equal, some of us wouldn't be so popular.
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                                                                                                                                                    • PAR
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                                                                                                                                                      • May 2005
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                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Like anything in life if you don't like what you got.. then you should have said something...

                                                                                                                                                      Now watch a video on spiders on drugs and forget you ever cpmplained about getting head...

                                                                                                                                                      http://video.google.ca/videoplay?doc...01437706176785

                                                                                                                                                      and as for tranny's giving better head .. you can keep them I like my tits with out a side of beef...

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                                                                                                                                                        • NinjaSteve
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                                                                                                                                                          • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                                                          • 11089
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Cyndalie
                                                                                                                                                          Oh like most guys have any fucking clue what they are doing when they go down on a chick.
                                                                                                                                                          Stay on topic here. We're talking about blow jobs.
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