I swear to god man I'm going back into the bottle

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  • MrMaxwell
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jul 2005
    • 10057
    #1

    I swear to god man I'm going back into the bottle

    I'ma just let Ms. New York fly me down to Orlando and drink every day and cum in her mouth
    I'm done dealing with stupid fucking retarded assholes every day and being in Kansas
    All this time I'm so stubborn and shit well fuck it the only time when I'm here I don't feel like ending 'em is when I medicate

    Who wants a drink
    BARMAID BRING ME A WAITRESS
    That's my trademark

    "The Fred, making women smile since 1728"

    Women have tried to buy me thorugh life my whole life it's about time I gave in
    Not like I won't pick up a mac and make them safe anyway
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    • BIGTYMER
      Junior Achiever
      • Nov 2004
      • 17066
      #2

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        • MrMaxwell
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Jul 2005
          • 10057
          #3
          Originally posted by BIGTYMER
          Don't ever post that in my thread again

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            • BIGTYMER
              Junior Achiever
              • Nov 2004
              • 17066
              #4
              Originally posted by MrMaxwell
              Don't ever post that in my thread again
              Want me to call him and see if we can get you on his show?

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                • epitome
                  So Fucking Lame
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 12156
                  #5
                  MetaMan?

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                    • BIGTYMER
                      Junior Achiever
                      • Nov 2004
                      • 17066
                      #6

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                        • MrMaxwell
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Jul 2005
                          • 10057
                          #7
                          Originally posted by bigtymer

                          you
                          .......

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                            • Farang
                              one sick puppy
                              • Oct 2004
                              • 11711
                              #8
                              Good luck
                              fbm

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                                • tiger
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Apr 2002
                                  • 6986
                                  #9
                                  Back to the bottle? Why did you ever leave it?

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                                    • CunningStunt
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2006
                                      • 5594
                                      #10
                                      Alcohol is your friend. It will never leave you, it will never complain, it will never fuck your best friend, it will never kill you from abuse....oh hang on.

                                      You obviously feel unloved, poor baby.

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                                        • BIGTYMER
                                          Junior Achiever
                                          • Nov 2004
                                          • 17066
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by MrMaxwell
                                          you
                                          .......
                                          I'm only playing man. Lighten up.

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                                            • kush
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Feb 2001
                                              • 3382
                                              #12
                                              Which part of Kansas are you in? I moved to KC, Missouri recently and like it alot.

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                                                • JP513
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Feb 2007
                                                  • 1914
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by CunningStunt
                                                  Alcohol is your friend. It will never leave you, it will never complain, it will never fuck your best friend, it will never kill you from abuse.....
                                                  Rock on! The bottle is a nice place to be. Enjoy the ride.
                                                  I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I wish I was drinking wine instead.

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                                                    • MrMaxwell
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Jul 2005
                                                      • 10057
                                                      #14
                                                      I'm insane
                                                      One of my enemies got it today
                                                      And I'm drinking till I puke and drikning more then
                                                      And they kee[ fallin'

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                                                        • Octopus
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Feb 2007
                                                          • 1436
                                                          #15
                                                          Good luck to you

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                                                            • MrMaxwell
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Jul 2005
                                                              • 10057
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Octopus
                                                              Good luck to you
                                                              Fuck you

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                                                                • MrMaxwell
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                                  • 10057
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by Octopus
                                                                  Good luck to you
                                                                  I mean thanks

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                                                                    • papill0n
                                                                      Unregistered Abuser
                                                                      • Oct 2007
                                                                      • 15547
                                                                      #18
                                                                      going back to ?

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                                                                        • MrMaxwell
                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                          • Jul 2005
                                                                          • 10057
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Don't fuck with me
                                                                          I spank and shoot

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                                                                            • rock-reed
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • May 2005
                                                                              • 1892
                                                                              #20
                                                                              I'm goin goin, back-back---To Cali...Cali...
                                                                              ---
                                                                              Ethnic niche? Black-Asian-Latina ?
                                                                              Contact me and lets talk traffic.

                                                                              rockreed@ that thing they call the google mail

                                                                              When you E-mail Me, PLZZZZ make the Subject Title:

                                                                              >>>>>> GFY!

                                                                              So I do not lose you in Spam.

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                                                                                • closer
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Sep 2005
                                                                                  • 1707
                                                                                  #21

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                                                                                    • MrMaxwell
                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                      • Jul 2005
                                                                                      • 10057
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      I'm not fat you idiot
                                                                                      Plus
                                                                                      My asshole is cleaner than your faces you clowns

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                                                                                        • MrMaxwell
                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                          • Jul 2005
                                                                                          • 10057
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Fred if you really get on that plane I'ma get you for this

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