List of Top 17 "Country" Songs of last year:

TOP 17 COUNTRY SONGS for 2006:

17. I Hate Every Bone in her Body but Mine.

16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long.

15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You.

14. If the PhoneDon't Ring, You'll know It's Me

13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

12. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well.

11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.

10. I Wouldn't Take Her to A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.

9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.

8. I'm So Miserable without you; it's like You're Still Here.

7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd be out Of Prison by Now.

6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him.

5. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger.

4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.

3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure.

2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer.

*And the Number #1 country song is . . .

1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With Ugly Women but I've Sure Woke up with A Few!