There once was a rapping tomato,
That's right I said rapping tomato,
He rapped all day from April to May,
And also guess what, it was me.
That's right I said rapping tomato,
He rapped all day from April to May,
And also guess what, it was me.
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found a big red tomato named showhorn
that tomato is wishin' he was never born
Cuz I'm the pasta man
I'll smash him up in a can
and when you eat that pasta, you'll say 'goddamn'! -
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I am going to make you both feel the fury.
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I like chicken lo mein.
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Shoehorn was a rappin tomato,
his rhymes weren't all that great though.
One day Sherm canned his ass,
then smoked some good grass,
and served Shoehorn spaghettio's for eight - oh!
Okay, here's a twisted one, that I didn't write:
There once was a hermit named Dave,
Who kept a dead whore in his cave.
When she started to smell,
He said, "what the hell",
Look at the money I've saved.
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Damn ADG...You've got some skills...Unlike that Shoehorn tomato guy!Comment
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Let's add a couple more tomatoes into the sauce...
Some more bawdy limericks:
There was a young man named Sweeny
Who spilled some gin on his weenie.
He thought this uncouth,
So he added vermouth,
And slipped his girl a martini.
and,
There was a young girl named Sapphire
Who succumbed to her lover's desire
She said: "It's a sin
But now that it's in
Could you shove it a few inches higher?"
and,
There once was a lady from Reno
Who lost all her cash playing keno.
So she laid on her back
Opened her crack
And now she owns the casino!
And a political one:
There once was a Senator from Mass
Who wanted a strange piece of ass
He lucked up and found it
But fucked up and drowned it
And now his future is past
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This thread is just zany! No other way to describe it.Comment
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That sounds like some Harvey Keitel dialogue...
Three tomatoes are walking down the street, a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and baby tomato. The baby tomato starts lagging behind. The poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to and squishes him and says: "Catch up!"
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