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  • Bobo
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2002
    • 2253

    #1

    Official Adult Webmaster Handbook Available

    Well, it will be in about a year from now after I finish writing it. I'll publish it under my pen name: Sodonomy Rickles - NOT sodomy.

    I will post from time to time for your input on the book.

    First things first. For the most successful webmasters on this board, I need to know - How much cock did you have to have stuffed in your ass to get where you are? I'm writing the preface outlining the realities of being successful. I want to make it clear that the road to success is not all gravy...for some of us, even most of us, it's jail time and lots of anal.

    The first chapter will be all pictures showing the cars that the most prosperous porn peddlers drive. It'll give the reader incentive to read on. The second chapter will feature all of the hot girls that attend the webmaster convention parties. Just something to help the book sell. Then in the third chapter I'll get into the real meat.

    This is no joke. It's going to be a volume of 1000 pages if not a page more.

    All members of GFY will get a discount (the price is yet undetermined). Included with the book will also be one piece of cum crust repelent cloth for the newbies who might get a bit excited over the girls and the thought of making it rich.
  • mattemus
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2002
    • 135

    #2
    will it make me rich?
    http://www.vikingporno.com/ Top25 Adult Sites

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    • Freako
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2001
      • 217

      #3
      will it make me rich?
      AdultBouncer Freak!
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      • boneprone
        Hall Of Fame
        • Jan 2001
        • 34415

        #4
        will it make me itch?

        Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones
        Bow to the Power - Still BP4L
        http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame
        Learn about it kids.

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        • headly669
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2002
          • 139

          #5
          hahaha

          what makes u think u know enough about the business to tell others how to do it?

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          • playa
            Confirmed User
            • Feb 2001
            • 6432

            #6
            lol,,, adult webmastering 101 for dummies or
            will it be learn adult webmastering in 24 hours?

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            • theWatsonian
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2001
              • 1737

              #7
              Will it make me rich?
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              • XXXPaysiteDesign
                Confirmed User
                • Mar 2002
                • 2201

                #8
                Will it make ME rich?
                SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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                • Uncle Vinny
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2002
                  • 282

                  #9
                  Thats just what we need...something to attract more idiots into this biz...why not write a book to keep people outta the biz?
                  You could call it (There's Enough Porno Non-Webmasters On The Net Already).

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