If you had to write a resume right NOW, what would your top 5 skills be?

**Agent 488** · 01-18-2007, 02:37 PM

1) surfing the internet.
2) bathroom breaks.
3) calling in sick.
4) long liquid lunch breaks.
5) gossiping.

**boneprone** · 01-18-2007, 02:37 PM

Laying around.. Making money.

**DirtyDanza** · 01-18-2007, 02:38 PM

throat fucking girls
slapping girls with the most respect
pissing down the throat of girls
fisting girls
blasting my manspunk on bitches faces

**DWB** · 01-18-2007, 02:39 PM

In no order...

Problem solving
Resourcefulness
Dedication
Creativity
Works well under extreme pressure

**jimthefiend** · 01-18-2007, 02:39 PM

Originally posted by boneprone

Laying around.. Making money.

You're hired. Can you do basic php stuff as well?

**DirtyDanza** · 01-18-2007, 02:41 PM

Originally posted by boneprone

Laying around.. Making money.

lucky..... trade ya...

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