De-Batchelorising your pad

**Spunky** · 01-18-2007, 12:36 PM

Chicks dig flowers and plants and nice pictures

JD · 01-18-2007, 12:38 PM

Originally posted by Spunky

Chicks dig flowers and plants and nice pictures

and a wallet that could crush a small child

**jimthefiend** · 01-18-2007, 12:48 PM

Flowers, plants, pics.

Also: Scented candles, that powder crap you dump on the rug to de-smokerize the shit, Glade Plugins.

Now the Sneaky shit:

Chicks will snoop and they have tender buttholes so buy GOOD shitpaper and lots of it. I have actually had bitches tell me they were impressed that I had 12 rolls of Cottonelle double layer under the sink.

Keep fingernail polish around in a couple of standard bitch colors, I.e: cherry red and beige. Have the cotton balls and acetone handy too. Tell them you just keep it around in case you mom comes by. I'm lucky, I have a daughter so I'm all set on nail crap.

Emergency supplies: Tampons, Pads, Hair conditioner and Vodka. (stuff YOU'LL never use, but worth the investment.)

Hope I've helped.

**RawAlex** · 01-18-2007, 12:49 PM

Actually make sure you have the basics for cooking and eating... plates, cups, pans, etc.

Make sure whatever is in your fridge hasn't grown an extra life form on it.

Buy new sheets for the bed

**s9ann0** · 01-18-2007, 12:56 PM

shit yea the fridge is nasty!

some good tips here actually

**Busty** · 01-18-2007, 01:09 PM

in the process of doing it,

dumping the black leather couches
repainted the place using 5 different colors
recarpeted
marbled the kitchen area
new refridgerator
new towels
new bedding and a new comforter
get rid of all porn mags except the playboys
got shower stuff like conditioners and shampoos

its fucking draining to debachelorise

**blazin** · 01-18-2007, 01:21 PM

Originally posted by SPeRMiNaToR

and a wallet that could crush a small child

so fucking true

**blazin** · 01-18-2007, 01:23 PM

Personally I'd never change my house for no chick.... if it needs cleaning up wait till she gets there so she can do it for you

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**Honez** · 01-18-2007, 01:30 PM

Clean your toilet and practice putting the seat down.

**s9ann0** · 01-18-2007, 01:34 PM

k lingering drug paraphenalia gone

airguns and any other weapons stashed in office

guess I should do a sweep and clean out any traces of ex girlfriends, gifts etc

**RawAlex** · 01-18-2007, 01:51 PM

Originally posted by blazin

Personally I'd never change my house for no chick.... if it needs cleaning up wait till she gets there so she can do it for you

Still living alone, eh?

**Honez** · 01-18-2007, 02:01 PM

Originally posted by spanno

guess I should do a sweep and clean out any traces of ex girlfriends, gifts etc

Very good idea. Pictures, love notes, anything. And don't think that just by stuffing it in a drawer, it won't be found. Throw it away or store it at a friends house

**Barefootsies** · 01-18-2007, 02:05 PM

Originally posted by jimthefiend

Now the Sneaky shit:

Chicks will snoop and they have tender buttholes so buy GOOD shitpaper and lots of it. I have actually had bitches tell me they were impressed that I had 12 rolls of Cottonelle double layer under the sink.

TRUE DAT

**BitAudioVideo** · 01-18-2007, 02:34 PM

all you need is one feminized bathroom.. hand towels are a must.

**NinjaSteve** · 01-18-2007, 03:28 PM

Originally posted by jimthefiend

Flowers, plants, pics.

Also: Scented candles, that powder crap you dump on the rug to de-smokerize the shit, Glade Plugins.

Now the Sneaky shit:

Chicks will snoop and they have tender buttholes so buy GOOD shitpaper and lots of it. I have actually had bitches tell me they were impressed that I had 12 rolls of Cottonelle double layer under the sink.

Keep fingernail polish around in a couple of standard bitch colors, I.e: cherry red and beige. Have the cotton balls and acetone handy too. Tell them you just keep it around in case you mom comes by. I'm lucky, I have a daughter so I'm all set on nail crap.

Emergency supplies: Tampons, Pads, Hair conditioner and Vodka. (stuff YOU'LL never use, but worth the investment.)

Hope I've helped.

That's not De-Batchelorising your pad, it's turning into some woman's house. Lame.

**Agent 488** · 01-18-2007, 03:31 PM

wash your sweats.

**jimthefiend** · 01-18-2007, 03:31 PM

Originally posted by NinjaSteve

That's not De-Batchelorising your pad, it's turning into some woman's house. Lame.

Dude, the second you HAVE a woman; all you have becomes hers. It's just life man. Accept it.

**reynold** · 01-18-2007, 07:31 PM

Don't forget to fill the fridge with good food.

**Madame0120** · 01-19-2007, 04:40 AM

Here's a hint Gents.
Move items when you dust!

**Mr. Romance** · 01-19-2007, 04:53 AM

I did that for my first x wife...not married again, but if I did the chances of success are not good so I will most likely have a second x wife..this time I decorated in a very nuetral and romantic way and my new girl friend has not said anything

Mr. Romance

**blazin** · 01-19-2007, 05:04 AM

Originally posted by RawAlex

Still living alone, eh?

Yep... been there. done that.

Never again.. I like my own space too much.

**DarkJedi** · 01-19-2007, 05:06 AM

Originally posted by jimthefiend

I'm lucky, I have a daughter so I'm all set on nail crap.

your 7 y.o. daughter already uses nail polish?

you = fucked

**v4 media** · 01-19-2007, 05:46 AM

Learn to cook atleast one thing. My cooking skills have got me loads of girls and once they know you can cook, they forgive you otherthings...hehe

De-Batchelorising your pad

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