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  • Semi-Retired-Dave
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Apr 2004
    • 11190
    #1

    Let's make this the official - How the fuck did you...

    come up with your Nick?

    I'll start, no brainer. CyberAge, CyberAge-Dave
    But some of you have some crazy names, what do they mean and how did you come up with them?
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    • fatfoo
      ICQ:649699063
      • Mar 2003
      • 27763
      #2
      I was originally called this nickname in real life (even when I didn't know about GFY) by some other people.
      Send me an email: [email protected]

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        • Nicky
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Mar 2003
          • 30071
          #3
          I have no fucking idea TBH, I called my self "Nickname" for a while too but my real name is Daniel. LOL

          gfynicky @ gmail.com

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            • st0ned
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2007
              • 8437
              #4
              I think mine is pretty much a no brainer as well.
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                • Semi-Retired-Dave
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 11190
                  #5
                  Originally posted by fatfoo
                  I was originally called this nickname in real life (even when I didn't know about GFY) by some other people.
                  Does it mean anything?
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                    • alias
                      aliasx
                      • Apr 2001
                      • 19010
                      #6
                      Well I was trying to think of a good alias.. . Some dude said aliasx, it stuck. When I joined here alias was available so I dropped the x.
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                        • DaddyHalbucks
                          A freakin' legend!
                          • Feb 2004
                          • 18975
                          #7
                          DaddyWarbucks was rich. But my name is Hal.

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                            • Semi-Retired-Dave
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Apr 2004
                              • 11190
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Nicky
                              I have no fucking idea TBH, I called my self "Nickname" for a while too but my real name is Daniel. LOL
                              That's funny.
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                                • Semi-Retired-Dave
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Apr 2004
                                  • 11190
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by alias
                                  Well I was trying to think of a good alias.. . Some dude said aliasx, it stuck. When I joined here alias was available so I dropped the x.
                                  Good way to be alias.
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                                    • Semi-Retired-Dave
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Apr 2004
                                      • 11190
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by DaddyHalbucks
                                      DaddyWarbucks was rich. But my name is Hal.

                                      That's positive thinking.
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                                        • epitome
                                          So Fucking Lame
                                          • Jun 2009
                                          • 12156
                                          #11
                                          Many years ago, when I was on IRC, I couldn't come up with a good nick that I liked.

                                          One day I was reading an article about Courtney Love launching a production company called Epitome Productions. I liked that word because the definition is "the embodiment or encapsulation of; A representative example; The height; the best; A brief summary" and it's not a common word at all. It's always available when I need a username and I never need to use numbers.

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                                            • chupachups
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Dec 2002
                                              • 6576
                                              #12
                                              I always thought using the same letter in a name was a good thing - DaddyD, Donny Dong, Ching Chong - yeah you get it Besides Chupachups´s are spanish and taste great

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                                                • baddog
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                  • 107089
                                                  #13
                                                  First thing that came to mind.

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                                                    • Semi-Retired-Dave
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                      • 11190
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by epitome
                                                      Many years ago, when I was on IRC, I couldn't come up with a good nick that I liked.

                                                      One day I was reading an article about Courtney Love launching a production company called Epitome Productions. I liked that word because the definition is "the embodiment or encapsulation of; A representative example; The height; the best; A brief summary" and it's not a common word at all. It's always available when I need a username and I never need to use numbers.
                                                      Great story.
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                                                        • Serge Litehead
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                          • 5190
                                                          #15
                                                          holographic imaging device, don't ask me why lol

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                                                            • ShellyCrash
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jun 2004
                                                              • 6708
                                                              #16
                                                              Came about when I was 15 years old. I was a little punk rock kid and was singing for a band, had to have a cool band name, everyone did. I don't remember who suggested it and why but I didn't want to take it at first because it sounded too generic and there already was Darby Crash. Maybe they stuck it to me because I'm a fag hag, I dunno...

                                                              But yeah, it stuck. Could have been worse, one of our friends got dubbed "Pignuts". Now he's a rock n' roller, cover of rolling stone and shit. Every now and then I'll see an interview where a reporter will find out about it and bring it up, lol. "So, how did you get the name 'Pignuts'?"

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                                                                • Semi-Retired-Dave
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                                  • 11190
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by chupachups
                                                                  I always thought using the same letter in a name was a good thing - DaddyD, Donny Dong, Ching Chong - yeah you get it Besides Chupachups´s are spanish and taste great
                                                                  That works.
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                                                                    • Semi-Retired-Dave
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                                      • 11190
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by baddog
                                                                      First thing that came to mind.
                                                                      I thought for sure you had a dog that just didn't listen to you and you were always like, Baddog, Baddog and one of your friends starting calling you that after that.
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                                                                        • BV
                                                                          wtf
                                                                          • Sep 2001
                                                                          • 10914
                                                                          #19
                                                                          BossHawg and his brother gave me mine. BV, Short for BikiniVoyeur (my first site.)

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                                                                            • halfpint
                                                                              GFY's Halfpint
                                                                              • Jun 2007
                                                                              • 15223
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Mine came from a motorcyle club I used to belong to. I was the smallest guy in the club hence the name halfpint

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                                                                                • 2012
                                                                                  So Fucking What
                                                                                  • Jul 2006
                                                                                  • 17189
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  My nick is dedicated to the coming Apocalypse and effervescent hellfire that is the end of the world in December 2012.




                                                                                  edit: it also has electrolytes
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                                                                                    • Semi-Retired-Dave
                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                                                      • 11190
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by ShellyCrash
                                                                                      Came about when I was 15 years old. I was a little punk rock kid and was singing for a band, had to have a cool band name, everyone did. I don't remember who suggested it and why but I didn't want to take it at first because it sounded too generic and there already was Darby Crash. Maybe they stuck it to me because I'm a fag hag, I dunno...

                                                                                      But yeah, it stuck. Could have been worse, one of our friends got dubbed "Pignuts". Now he's a rock n' roller, cover of rolling stone and shit. Every now and then I'll see an interview where a reporter will find out about it and bring it up, lol. "So, how did you get the name 'Pignuts'?"
                                                                                      Great story.
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                                                                                        • Semi-Retired-Dave
                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                          • Apr 2004
                                                                                          • 11190
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by BV
                                                                                          BossHawg and his brother gave me mine. BV, Short for BikiniVoyeur (my first site.)
                                                                                          BossHawg from "Dukes of Hazzard" or the other one? Where is that guy?
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                                                                                            • PornMD
                                                                                              Mainstream Businessman
                                                                                              • Jan 2007
                                                                                              • 9291
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Had the domain Porn.md, which I don't have anymore, and am too lazy to change my nick.
                                                                                              Want to crush it in mainstream with Facebook ads? Hit me up.

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                                                                                                • Zuzana Designs
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                                                                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                                                                  • 20900
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Sarah Designs sounded silly. Z's really stick in your mind, I only know a few words starting with a Z. So I went with Zuzana Designs. I saw a model on flirt4free named Zuzana and I loved it!
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                                                                                                    • Semi-Retired-Dave
                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                                                                      • 11190
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by halfpint
                                                                                                      Mine came from a motorcyle club I used to belong to. I was the smallest guy in the club hence the name halfpint
                                                                                                      That's funny, Harleys or Rice Rockets? I have both, its ok.
                                                                                                      Nice name though. Kind of like, Mini Me from Austin Powers.
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                                                                                                        • Shoplifter
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                                                                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                                                                          • 5849
                                                                                                          #27
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                                                                                                            • BV
                                                                                                              wtf
                                                                                                              • Sep 2001
                                                                                                              • 10914
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by BV
                                                                                                              BossHawg and his brother gave me mine. BV, Short for BikiniVoyeur (my first site.)
                                                                                                              he was still here in Florida last i chatted with him (probably almost a year ago now)

                                                                                                              dam, where does the time go :-(

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                                                                                                                • Semi-Retired-Dave
                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                                                                                  • 11190
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by 2012
                                                                                                                  My nick is dedicated to the coming Apocalypse and effervescent hellfire that is the end of the world in December 2012.




                                                                                                                  edit: it also has electrolytes
                                                                                                                  Great video, what are you going to do if the world doesn't end at 2012?
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                                                                                                                    • Semi-Retired-Dave
                                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                                                                                      • 11190
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Zuzana Designs
                                                                                                                      Sarah Designs sounded silly. Z's really stick in your mind, I only know a few words starting with a Z. So I went with Zuzana Designs. I saw a model on flirt4free named Zuzana and I loved it!
                                                                                                                      She may be asking for Royalties.
                                                                                                                      Nice name, love your house by the way. Great pics you had posted a while back.
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                                                                                                                        • Semi-Retired-Dave
                                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                          • Apr 2004
                                                                                                                          • 11190
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by BV
                                                                                                                          he was still here in Florida last i chatted with him (probably almost a year ago now)

                                                                                                                          dam, where does the time go :-(
                                                                                                                          I remember him from one of the first Webmaster Boards back in 97' 98ish. Just brought back some memories.
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                                                                                                                            • halfpint
                                                                                                                              GFY's Halfpint
                                                                                                                              • Jun 2007
                                                                                                                              • 15223
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
                                                                                                                              That's funny, Harleys or Rice Rockets? I have both, its ok.
                                                                                                                              Nice name though. Kind of like, Mini Me from Austin Powers.
                                                                                                                              Some had harleys other members had rice rockets and I had both a rice rocket and a british trike at the time .. Those were the fun days though.. The club has since moved on to become a back patch MC as it was an MCC side patch club when I was a member.

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                                                                                                                                • Semi-Retired-Dave
                                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                                                                                                  • 11190
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by halfpint
                                                                                                                                  Some had harleys other members had rice rockets and I had both a rice rocket and a british trike at the time .. Those were the fun days though.. The club has since moved on to become a back patch MC as it was an MCC side patch club when I was a member.
                                                                                                                                  That's awesome, british trike, that's sick. Do you still ride?
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                                                                                                                                    • Spunky
                                                                                                                                      I need a beer
                                                                                                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                                      • 133978
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Back in the day 10 plus years ago I had a few sites on MSN and yahoo and went by the nick.kinda common nic really

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                                                                                                                                        • halfpint
                                                                                                                                          GFY's Halfpint
                                                                                                                                          • Jun 2007
                                                                                                                                          • 15223
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
                                                                                                                                          That's awesome, british trike, that's sick. Do you still ride?
                                                                                                                                          I havent ridden for over a year now but I still see some of the members from the old days and they keep on telling me to buy another bike which I most prob will do in the summer time.

                                                                                                                                          Heres one of me on the trike


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                                                                                                                                            • AmeliaG
                                                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                              • Jan 2003
                                                                                                                                              • 10664
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              You'd have to ask my mamma.
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                                                                                                                                                • Semi-Retired-Dave
                                                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                                                                                                                  • 11190
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by halfpint
                                                                                                                                                  I havent ridden for over a year now but I still see some of the members from the old days and they keep on telling me to buy another bike which I most prob will do in the summer time.

                                                                                                                                                  Heres one of me on the trike

                                                                                                                                                  That's pretty crazy! Hard to ride in between cars but looks like fun.
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                                                                                                                                                    • xenigo
                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                                                      • 8067
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      I really liked that movie The Princess Bride, and I was trying to think of a clever nickname inspired by the guy named Enigo Montoya ("My name is Enigo Montoya, you killed my father...")

                                                                                                                                                      I just added an X to Enigo.

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                                                                                                                                                        • Thumbler
                                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                          • Feb 2004
                                                                                                                                                          • 4076
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          It had something to do with the fact that I used to have some thumb TGPs

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                                                                                                                                                            • Juicy D. Links
                                                                                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                                                              • 122992
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              it is my real name , my parents gave it too me

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                                                                                                                                                                • halfpint
                                                                                                                                                                  GFY's Halfpint
                                                                                                                                                                  • Jun 2007
                                                                                                                                                                  • 15223
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
                                                                                                                                                                  That's pretty crazy! Hard to ride in between cars but looks like fun.
                                                                                                                                                                  Thanks, the last bike I owned was a Kawasaki LTD 750 which was a Canadian or US Import I think.

                                                                                                                                                                  The trike was originally built for a biker that had MS but he found the foot pedals to hard to use. It was built from a 850cc Robin Reliant from these guys http://www.nabd.org.uk/


                                                                                                                                                                  It was real fun in the summer and when we went on Rallies and I would end up carring a lot of the clubs gear. But if it rained it was terrrible to ride because you are lower than a bike and did not have to wear a lid with it, you would get all the spray in your face from other vechicles on the road.
                                                                                                                                                                  Last edited by halfpint; 02-18-2010, 07:02 PM.

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                                                                                                                                                                    • 96ukssob
                                                                                                                                                                      So Fucking Banananananas
                                                                                                                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                                                                      • 12991
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Boss = nickname I got in college

                                                                                                                                                                      KU = the abbreviation for the college I went to
                                                                                                                                                                      Hint: its NOT Kansas Univ

                                                                                                                                                                      69 = its 1 number less than 70 and 1 more than 68

                                                                                                                                                                      if you dont believe me, heres proof: http://bossku69.com/

                                                                                                                                                                      its on the internet so it has to be true
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                                                                                                                                                                        • Grapesoda
                                                                                                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                                                                                                                                          • 46234
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          my mom and dad

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                                                                                                                                                                            • Loki
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Feb 2004
                                                                                                                                                                              • 4420
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Mine is a no-brainer as well for those that know about the Norse history and mythos.

                                                                                                                                                                              A friend of my family first called me Loki when I was around 7 or 8 years old (I was a mischievous little shit lol. the name stuck, as I grew older I learned more about the norse gods, and the mythos and I thought the name really fit half of my personality pretty well and so I use the name to this day.

                                                                                                                                                                              The VDC that prefixes my name stood for my original toon program / company V1rtual Desires Cash.

                                                                                                                                                                              I would have just used Loki but cyndalie's husband already had Loki registered, he's retired years back but I'm just to lazy to get ahold of all the board owners to get my nick shortened to my real nickname lol

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                                                                                                                                                                                • Semi-Retired-Dave
                                                                                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 11190
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                                                                                                                                                  it is my real name , my parents gave it too me
                                                                                                                                                                                  All these honest and interesting stories and you have to mess it up (Again)
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • Poindexterity
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Feb 2008
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 882
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      i rap under the name "Poindexter"
                                                                                                                                                                                      and i just figured poindexterity was cool
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • Semi-Retired-Dave
                                                                                                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                                                          • Apr 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 11190
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by bossku69
                                                                                                                                                                                          Boss = nickname I got in college

                                                                                                                                                                                          KU = the abbreviation for the college I went to
                                                                                                                                                                                          Hint: its NOT Kansas Univ

                                                                                                                                                                                          69 = its 1 number less than 70 and 1 more than 68

                                                                                                                                                                                          if you dont believe me, heres proof: http://bossku69.com/

                                                                                                                                                                                          its on the internet so it has to be true

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Semi-Retired-Dave
                                                                                                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                                                              • Apr 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 11190
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by vdc-Loki
                                                                                                                                                                                              Mine is a no-brainer as well for those that know about the Norse history and mythos.

                                                                                                                                                                                              A friend of my family first called me Loki when I was around 7 or 8 years old (I was a mischievous little shit lol. the name stuck, as I grew older I learned more about the norse gods, and the mythos and I thought the name really fit half of my personality pretty well and so I use the name to this day.

                                                                                                                                                                                              The VDC that prefixes my name stood for my original toon program / company V1rtual Desires Cash.

                                                                                                                                                                                              I would have just used Loki but cyndalie's husband already had Loki registered, he's retired years back but I'm just to lazy to get ahold of all the board owners to get my nick shortened to my real nickname lol

                                                                                                                                                                                              -Loki-
                                                                                                                                                                                              Very interesting.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • georgeyw
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 9865
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  I was in an internet cafe in Buenos Aires and had been reading some news about George W Bush ....
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • The Porn Nerd
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      Actualy, 'Mister Peabody' is the name a girlfriend gave my dick when she was sucking it one afternoon. Her mom called while she was balls-deep and my GF answered the phone.

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