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  • Amputate Your Head
    There can be only one
    • Aug 2001
    • 39075

    #1

    Your Personal Fantasmofique

    Okay.... we all know, live with, and accept the fact that chicks get their nails, hair, and whatnot done at the salons.... facts of life.

    but how 'bout us guys? How many of you actually entrust your personal "image" to someone who probly is still working their way through college and workin' nights at Burger Doodle?

    Hair, primarily for guys I would assume... ('cept for the fags that actually get their nails and shit done too)

    Hair? No fucking way..... been cuttin' and stylin' my own hair for 15 years. Ever since that last bitch at one of those places fucked me up and I ended up shavin' my damn head to fix it.....

    Let's see the rundown....
    SIG TOO BIG
  • kmanrox
    aka K-Man
    • Oct 2001
    • 29295

    #2
    Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

    Hair? No fucking way..... been cuttin' and stylin' my own hair for 15 years. .
    and it shows
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    • Amputate Your Head
      There can be only one
      • Aug 2001
      • 39075

      #3
      Originally posted by kmanrox


      and it shows
      expected response... next?


      speaking of which, I'm due.... anyone got a particular style they think I should go with this time? Mohawk? Shaved? Inverse? Blue? I'm open to creative suggestion.
      SIG TOO BIG

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      • Amputate Your Head
        There can be only one
        • Aug 2001
        • 39075

        #4
        I need a resolute decision in the next day or so, cuz I gotta get this done before I fly....

        I'm leaning towards Ice Blue Spikes.
        SIG TOO BIG

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        • Squishy
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2001
          • 1809

          #5
          I used to keep a marine boot-camp flat top dyed bright orange...girls liked to touch it.

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          • Uncle Vinny
            Confirmed User
            • Mar 2002
            • 282

            #6
            Wahl sells a real nice hair shaver, and i didnt have to go to school to learn how to use it

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            • [Labret]
              Registered User
              • May 2001
              • 10945

              #7
              I have had my head shaved for like 10 years now.

              If you grow hair you have to comb it. And that sucks.

              Plus it helps me cultivate my natural psychopath look and keeps the public from talking to me.

              Shave it.
              Last edited by [Labret]; 03-30-2002, 06:05 PM.

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              • theWatsonian
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2001
                • 1737

                #8
                Short and spikey is the only way to go. If my hair isn't short than I've been a lazy fuck. I like to bleech out the top and keep the sides and back close to the scalp. It's a kick ass look with the red goatee. Most people think I dye the beard, not the hair.
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                • Amputate Your Head
                  There can be only one
                  • Aug 2001
                  • 39075

                  #9
                  I've kept mine short and spikey since 1987.... June of '87 I cut off the 3 foot long hippie hair and it's ben this way ever since.... was lookin' to jazz it up a little though.... just got back from the store and decided to go with Ice White tips versus the blue....

                  hehehehe..... look for the "New & Improved" Amp tomorrow....
                  SIG TOO BIG

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                  • Smegma
                    Confirmed User
                    • Feb 2002
                    • 1751

                    #10
                    Originally posted by [Labret]
                    I have had my head shaved for like 10 years now.

                    If you grow hair you have to comb it. And that sucks.

                    Plus it helps me cultivate my natural psychopath look and keeps the public from talking to me.

                    Shave it.
                    10 Years.. yeah.. we all know your BALD..

                    Admit it foo!
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                    • [Labret]
                      Registered User
                      • May 2001
                      • 10945

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Smegma


                      10 Years.. yeah.. we all know your BALD..

                      Admit it foo!
                      So you want another go round with me eh freehost fruit?

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                      • Sly_RJ
                        Live Hard - Die Hard
                        • Feb 2002
                        • 17042

                        #12
                        Originally posted by [Labret]
                        If you grow hair you have to comb it. And that sucks.
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                        • Amputate Your Head
                          There can be only one
                          • Aug 2001
                          • 39075

                          #13
                          mine's so short I never have to comb it..... 2 seconds with a towel and it's dry. Hell, I haven't owned a comb in forever.....
                          SIG TOO BIG

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                          • Jamdin
                            Registered User
                            • Jan 2001
                            • 3560

                            #14
                            Yeah, I don't get my nails done at all & now they are 3" long...had to type this message with a pencil

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                            • Smegma
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2002
                              • 1751

                              #15
                              Originally posted by [Labret]


                              So you want another go round with me eh freehost fruit?
                              You are SO easily baited.
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                              • mule
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jan 2002
                                • 6085

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                been cuttin' and stylin' my own hair for 15 years.
                                Same here. When I moved to Holland I was horrified at the prices of haircuts here, it was about 20 times what I was used to paying, so I just started cutting it myself. And I haven't owned a comb in forever either, I just use my fingers
                                Last edited by mule; 03-30-2002, 08:27 PM.
                                Converting like a mofo

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                                • [Labret]
                                  Registered User
                                  • May 2001
                                  • 10945

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Smegma


                                  You are SO easily baited.
                                  Baited? Like I didnt see it coming?

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                                  I like to argue... its my weakness.

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                                  • pornJester
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Mar 2001
                                    • 6138

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

                                    expected response... next?


                                    speaking of which, I'm due.... anyone got a particular style they think I should go with this time? Mohawk? Shaved? Inverse? Blue? I'm open to creative suggestion.
                                    Dreads...


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                                    • eroswebmaster
                                      March 1st, 2003
                                      • Jul 2001
                                      • 20295

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

                                      Let's see the rundown....
                                      I let the hun do my hair.
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                                      • spacedog
                                        Yes that IS me. Bitch.
                                        • Nov 2001
                                        • 14149

                                        #20
                                        Hair?

                                        I'm starting to lose mine.. what's hair for..
                                        don't need to worry about attracting chicks no more,, I'm married..

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                                        • Pornwolf
                                          Drunk and Unruly
                                          • Jan 2002
                                          • 22712

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by spacedog
                                          Hair?

                                          I'm starting to lose mine.. what's hair for..
                                          don't need to worry about attracting chicks no more,, I'm married..
                                          You still have to have something left to cheat with!


                                          Unless you like paying the occasional $250-$1000 around the world prices.
                                          I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

                                          Webair, bitches.

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                                          • eroswebmaster
                                            March 1st, 2003
                                            • Jul 2001
                                            • 20295

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Pornwolf


                                            You still have to have something left to cheat with!


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                                            • Pornwolf
                                              Drunk and Unruly
                                              • Jan 2002
                                              • 22712

                                              #23
                                              LOL
                                              I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

                                              Webair, bitches.

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                                              • SykkBoy2
                                                Jesus loves bacon
                                                • Feb 2001
                                                • 19969

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by pornJester


                                                Dreads...
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