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You need to go to the grocery store and pick up a cucumber... that'll do the trick, and you can control it however you want to.
Make sure it's a nice cucumber... you DID say you want to buy yourself nice things, right? Make sure it's not mean.
Oh, and when you get done fucking yourself in the ass with your cucumber while you fap hard, dude, make sure you clean up.
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