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  • teh ghey
    • Aug 2026

    #1

    I wanna work at Google

    Is it hard to get a job there?
    That'd be awesome, I could be really nice to the decision maker people and boost my rankings.
  • theruyan
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2006
    • 114

    #2
    Originally posted by teh ghey
    Is it hard to get a job there?
    That'd be awesome, I could be really nice to the decision maker people and boost my rankings.
    Are you an Ivy League grad in something? Where you went to school is everything at Google.

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    • martinsc
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Jun 2005
      • 27043

      #3
      i wanna be a DBA there and control all the databases
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      • teh ghey

        #4
        Originally posted by martinsc
        i wanna be a DBA there and control all the databases
        omg that'd be a dream come true. One little change and hundreds of thousands of people are visiting your site instead of someone elses.

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        • reynold
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Oct 2002
          • 51271

          #5
          Just go for it. Who knows.

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          • sharp
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2003
            • 7006

            #6
            na, it's easy as hell to get hired there....as long as you have a GED.

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            • WiredGuy
              Pounding Googlebot
              • Aug 2002
              • 34515

              #7
              If you make it past the first 5 interviews, you're in a pretty good place to say you can get in!
              WG
              I play with Google.

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              • pr0nto
                Confirmed User
                • Jan 2007
                • 117

                #8
                Haha, I could only imagine the stuff I'd pull at Google if I could get away with it

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                • tony299
                  lurker
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 57021

                  #9
                  I watched a show on how great they treat their people its like wow

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                  • madawgz
                    8.8.8.8
                    • Mar 2006
                    • 30509

                    #10
                    id like to work for them too, that'd be awesome

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                    • biftek
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Jan 2005
                      • 1030

                      #11
                      Originally posted by tony404
                      I watched a show on how great they treat their people its like wow
                      treat your employers right , and they'll treat the job right
                      scam,cheat, ripoff off your employers and they'll do the same
                      all about moral in the workplace , a happy worked it a productive worker
                      also the fact that you aren't just dealing the the average joe m, dealing with ppl that are in demand

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                      • GAMEFINEST
                        Make STACK$
                        • Nov 2006
                        • 14470

                        #12
                        if u wanna work at google, you need a masters degree for them to even look at u for a good position, most schools they hire from are up there with harvard.
                        Compound interest.

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                        • chowda
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jun 2003
                          • 9527

                          #13
                          lets just say from what ive heard, the first interview will overwhelm 96% of y'all out there.
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                          • Skillz Unlimited
                            Confirmed User
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 1541

                            #14
                            You just want to work for them because you saw the video today about the free food and the dry cleaning

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                            • Mad Man of Porn
                              Confirmed User
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 132

                              #15
                              I don't want to work for anyone.

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                              • NE0MAVEN
                                Confirmed User
                                • Mar 2006
                                • 235

                                #16
                                Google takes vital organs from their employees. This is not a joke. I worked there for 8 months and lost a kidney. DO NOT GO TO WORK FOR GOOGLE!!!

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                                • spasmo
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Dec 2005
                                  • 2678

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by GAMEFINEST
                                  if u wanna work at google, you need a masters degree for them to even look at u for a good position, most schools they hire from are up there with harvard.
                                  Not true. If you have a good Silicon Valley pedigree and haven't pissed them off you're in the running.

                                  Now if you're talking a senior software engineering position you are probably right. I've always been ops.

                                  Originally posted by chowda
                                  lets just say from what ive heard, the first interview will overwhelm 96% of y'all out there.
                                  Amen to that. The average interview process for the successful candidate is just over 80 hours right now (in engineering or ops, anyway).

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                                  • vvq
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Feb 2004
                                    • 2732

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by teh ghey
                                    omg that'd be a dream come true. One little change and hundreds of thousands of people are visiting your site instead of someone elses.
                                    dns poisoning works just as well.

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                                    • starpimps
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Sep 2006
                                      • 6954

                                      #19
                                      that would be sweet id love to work there...but with my education they would probably make me the guy who has to spider posts by hand when their crawler breaks down or somethin :S LOL!!
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                                      • salesman
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Mar 2003
                                        • 1534

                                        #20
                                        i have no school and cannot do anything with a computer, but i would like to work there too, maybe i could help them with cleaning the floor

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                                        • Profits of Doom
                                          Monster Rain
                                          • Feb 2004
                                          • 4978

                                          #21
                                          Someone's gotta park all of those Toyota Prius'...
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                                          • Himuro
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Nov 2006
                                            • 934

                                            #22
                                            I'd work for google and ask to be payed in shares

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                                            • fris
                                              I have to go potty
                                              • Aug 2002
                                              • 55810

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by teh ghey
                                              Is it hard to get a job there?
                                              That'd be awesome, I could be really nice to the decision maker people and boost my rankings.
                                              i have a friend thats a senior enginner at google

                                              highly skilled guy.

                                              used to work at

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                                              • Klen
                                                • Aug 2006
                                                • 32234

                                                #24
                                                I would rather work for yahoo then google.Google sucks.

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