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  • LatinModels
    Registered User
    • Nov 2006
    • 60
    #51
    Piercing... He tried a Prince Albert and something happened.

    Or maybe his dick just died
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      • american pervert
        Confirmed User
        • Sep 2002
        • 6840
        #52
        he broke his dick during sex, when it bent wrong
        I can resist everything except temptation

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          • stickyfingerz
            Doin fine
            • Oct 2005
            • 24984
            #53
            Ok ok electrolysis or dick waxing attempt.

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              • _Rush_
                Confirmed User
                • Dec 2006
                • 742
                #54
                Dick pump ftl
                No sig.

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                  • notabook
                    Confirmed User
                    • Apr 2006
                    • 9748
                    #55
                    He got punched repeatedly by a large negroid because he ate the last donut.

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                      • EscortBiz
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                        • May 2002
                        • 19422
                        #56
                        penis enlarg surgery?

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                          • LatinModels
                            Registered User
                            • Nov 2006
                            • 60
                            #57
                            Originally posted by sharp
                            tell us already, damnit. I'm sick of having to reload this page and look at the little dick over n over.

                            Hahahahhahaha

                            Totally right!!!
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                              • pornguy
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Mar 2003
                                • 62910
                                #58
                                Cock ring on to long?
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                                  • xecutech
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jul 2006
                                    • 349
                                    #59
                                    Dog nipped at it when licking peanut butter off of it?

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                                      • dissipate
                                        The Dirty Frenchman
                                        • Nov 2005
                                        • 8904
                                        #60
                                        Im really curious as to what the fuck happened to him, so i can make sure NEVER to do it.

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                                          • BobG
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Nov 2003
                                            • 4274
                                            #61
                                            penis enlargement?

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                                              • xecutech
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jul 2006
                                                • 349
                                                #62
                                                Tried to fuck a bear trap?

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                                                  • psili
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Apr 2003
                                                    • 5526
                                                    #63
                                                    I'm going with:

                                                    He tried the vacuum cleaner and failed.

                                                    BTW - was it a Dyson?
                                                    Your post count means nothing.

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                                                      • King of Queens
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Aug 2006
                                                        • 1288
                                                        #64
                                                        extreme, constant jacking = abuse

                                                        tell him to stop playing good cop
                                                        bad cop to get his nut
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                                                          • HeadPimp
                                                            Bad Mo-Fo
                                                            • Jul 2001
                                                            • 2772
                                                            #65
                                                            Looks like he got drilled in the abdomen with a blunt object. At least that is my guess from the bruise on his stomach.

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                                                              • rezdesign
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Feb 2004
                                                                • 1502
                                                                #66
                                                                get the man a razor
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                                                                  • Paraskass
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • May 2002
                                                                    • 5829
                                                                    #67
                                                                    what are we looking at here?

                                                                    his penis looks like a testicle to me.

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                                                                      • martinsc
                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                        • Jun 2005
                                                                        • 27043
                                                                        #68
                                                                        Originally posted by Bama
                                                                        Pardon the pun......

                                                                        You ain't giving us much to work with!
                                                                        Make Money

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                                                                          • CuriousToyBoy
                                                                            Crazy Aussie Bastard
                                                                            • Aug 2005
                                                                            • 16787
                                                                            #69
                                                                            Originally posted by HeadPimp
                                                                            Looks like he got drilled in the abdomen with a blunt object. At least that is my guess from the bruise on his stomach.

                                                                            I think we may have a winner !

                                                                            Or at least THIS fucking close.

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                                                                              • calibra
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Feb 2003
                                                                                • 4357
                                                                                #70
                                                                                Originally posted by Z
                                                                                Alright, all you porn kings and queens are very familiar with these things. Let's see if you can guess what caused this.



                                                                                No, that isn't photoshop. Yes, his whole dick is black and blue and yes, I took the picture. Damn, it still makes mine hurt to see it.
                                                                                What the hell you told that girl sucking your cock? Looks like she clenched her teeth really hard.

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                                                                                  • Invest
                                                                                    Registered User
                                                                                    • Aug 2006
                                                                                    • 85
                                                                                    #71
                                                                                    Somebody threw something at him.
                                                                                    Last edited by Invest; 01-09-2007, 10:47 PM.

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                                                                                      • Sharky
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Mar 2002
                                                                                        • 4938
                                                                                        #72
                                                                                        Classic thread. haha. perhaps a Vasectomy?
                                                                                        Sharky

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                                                                                          • BV
                                                                                            wtf
                                                                                            • Sep 2001
                                                                                            • 10914
                                                                                            #73
                                                                                            liposuction?

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                                                                                              • L-Pink
                                                                                                working on my tan
                                                                                                • Mar 2005
                                                                                                • 39151
                                                                                                #74
                                                                                                Originally posted by Bama
                                                                                                Pardon the pun......

                                                                                                You ain't giving us much to work with!

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                                                                                                  • CuriousToyBoy
                                                                                                    Crazy Aussie Bastard
                                                                                                    • Aug 2005
                                                                                                    • 16787
                                                                                                    #75
                                                                                                    Originally posted by BV
                                                                                                    liposuction?
                                                                                                    Hmmmmmmm.

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                                                                                                      • BV
                                                                                                        wtf
                                                                                                        • Sep 2001
                                                                                                        • 10914
                                                                                                        #76
                                                                                                        or maybe lyposuction where they suck it out of your fat areas and pump it in your dick?

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                                                                                                          • rowan
                                                                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                            • Mar 2002
                                                                                                            • 17393
                                                                                                            #77
                                                                                                            Hair removal cream?

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                                                                                                              • VicD
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                                                                                                                • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                • 13245
                                                                                                                #78
                                                                                                                stuck between zipper maybe

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                                                                                                                  • Z
                                                                                                                    Vidi Vici Veni
                                                                                                                    • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                    • 6308
                                                                                                                    #79
                                                                                                                    Originally posted by BV
                                                                                                                    liposuction?

                                                                                                                    We have a winner!

                                                                                                                    Let this be a serious warning to all of you guys who think that nip/tucking the last couple inches off your waist is a good idea.

                                                                                                                    This poor guy went in to get some six pack abs for the Central American summer and ignored the doctor telling him to get into bed for a couple days afterwards. He bled internally and all that blood settled in his pubis, dick and balls. It's been almost two weeks now and the poor bastard still can't piss without doing the "ouch ouch dance", get a hard on or have sex.

                                                                                                                    The doctor knows best and if you don't listen, your package pays the price.
                                                                                                                    Last edited by Z; 01-10-2007, 09:03 AM.

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                                                                                                                      • SCtyger
                                                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                                                        • May 2003
                                                                                                                        • 564
                                                                                                                        #80
                                                                                                                        beat it like it owes you money.
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                                                                                                                          • carol.prime
                                                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                                                            • Jul 2006
                                                                                                                            • 6960
                                                                                                                            #81
                                                                                                                            Originally posted by AbsolutePorn
                                                                                                                            Lack of sex? :p heheh
                                                                                                                            maybe a lot of sex...LOL

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                                                                                                                              • Adultnet
                                                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                                • 8713
                                                                                                                                #82
                                                                                                                                this is really ... nothing good


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                                                                                                                                  • Screaming
                                                                                                                                    I can change this!!!!!
                                                                                                                                    • Feb 2004
                                                                                                                                    • 18972
                                                                                                                                    #83
                                                                                                                                    Fastsize....

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                                                                                                                                      • Michaelious
                                                                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                        • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                        • 6720
                                                                                                                                        #84
                                                                                                                                        Someone must have gave him a good kicking

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                                                                                                                                          • daisyswank
                                                                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                            • Dec 2006
                                                                                                                                            • 102
                                                                                                                                            #85
                                                                                                                                            Originally posted by Z
                                                                                                                                            That's funny...he does look like he's two inches short of being a girl in that pic, doesn't he?
                                                                                                                                            Yeah, there are problems here bigger, oh, smaller than are in the pic.
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                                                                                                                                              • Sosa
                                                                                                                                                In Tushy Land
                                                                                                                                                • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                                • 40149
                                                                                                                                                #86
                                                                                                                                                god damn that is bad. So he can't show his 6pack or his cock to the ladies.

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                                                                                                                                                  • LatinModels
                                                                                                                                                    Registered User
                                                                                                                                                    • Nov 2006
                                                                                                                                                    • 60
                                                                                                                                                    #87
                                                                                                                                                    I prefer to have just 1 fat pack than a blue dick.
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                                                                                                                                                      • xecutech
                                                                                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                        • Jul 2006
                                                                                                                                                        • 349
                                                                                                                                                        #88
                                                                                                                                                        Well, how did his abs look? Was it worth it?

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                                                                                                                                                          • salesman
                                                                                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                            • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                                                            • 1534
                                                                                                                                                            #89
                                                                                                                                                            ouch, that must hurt, definitely was not worth it

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