I Hate Mayors Money !!! <drama>

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  • CuriousToyBoy
    Crazy Aussie Bastard
    • Aug 2005
    • 16787

    #1

    I Hate Mayors Money !!! <drama>

    Fuck you guys are AWESOME !!!

    The BEST sponsor email ever !!!

    You rock guys, great comeback !!!

    Way to Mike and Jimmy, way to go guys.




    Hey Lindsay,

    It seems a lot of people feel passionately about getting paid by check for free. I can only assume they are the people I am standing behind at the grocery store paying by check for their tampons and itchy vagina cream

    In any case, I have gotten the accounting department to meet them half way, You can still be paid by check and we won't charge any fee. All you have to do is login to your account and select "Big Check" and choose either $500 or $1000 min payout. Every one is happy again and no children will starve to death because the evil Mayor has taken their last five bucks!

    Lets have some fun now and enjoy the new year, take a min to start a thread on GFY why you hate MayorsMoney, Here's some topics that you can feel free to use:

    I hate MayorsMoney because:

    Mayor won't kiss my ass,
    Wizzo has a terrible hair cut,
    Mayor doesn't have a post count of 50K so he must be a newb,
    Ramos reminds me of Uncle BadTouch,
    Mayor doesn't understand Russian,
    They won't pay me for posting,
    They won't pay me on my reloadable BurgerKing gift card.

    Or any other creative threads you want to start and happy selling!

    Thanks,

    Jimmy Foreman aka Wizzo
    Program Manager
    Porncity/MayorsMoney
    ICQ#117-009-101


    I am still in tears laughing my tits off !!!

    Celebs
    Adult Who's Who ==> Ambush Interview ==> ICQ 293 070 684 ==> intmarpacrim AT gmail DOT com
  • CuriousToyBoy
    Crazy Aussie Bastard
    • Aug 2005
    • 16787

    #2
    An email like this deserves traffic !

    http://www.mayorsmoney.com and no ref code !!

    Go boys, I fucking love you and I love your work !

    ;-)
    Celebs
    Adult Who's Who ==> Ambush Interview ==> ICQ 293 070 684 ==> intmarpacrim AT gmail DOT com

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    • tony299
      lurker
      • Aug 2002
      • 57021

      #3
      I hate ass kissing would of been better. lol

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      • wdsguy
        Ryde or Die
        • Dec 2002
        • 19568

        #4
        that was the lamest email I've ever gotten from a sponsor.

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        • jaYMan
          peace&profit,
          • Jan 2001
          • 4885

          #5
          I actually think its kinda *schmart* =)

          And if the blame needs to be pointed, its def. at Wizzos haircut!
          peace&profit,
          jaYMan

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          • Adam_M
            Confirmed User
            • Mar 2006
            • 3800

            #6
            LMAO...

            Majors Money are a great team.
            DiscountedPorn.Com
            ReviewedPorn.com

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            • Mayor
              Confirmed User
              • May 2001
              • 497

              #7
              Originally posted by wdsguy
              that was the lamest email I've ever gotten from a sponsor.
              Then you haven't gotten my other emails. I am usually far lamer than that!

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              • Deej
                I make pixels work
                • Jun 2005
                • 24386

                #8
                I still love Mayors Money

                Them and Bimini Bucks have made me some good checks, submitting wise.

                Brooke and Cory sell with little banners on blogs by themselves. Ive seen 200+ hundred dollars from one rotating banner of Brooke Skye on a single blog alone.

                something to be harnessed...



                Fuck you Mayors Money Assholes

                Deej's Designs n' What Not
                Hit me up for Design, CSS & Photo Retouching


                Icq#30096880

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                • fris
                  I have to go potty
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 55983

                  #9
                  whos this mayors money you speak of
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                  • CuriousToyBoy
                    Crazy Aussie Bastard
                    • Aug 2005
                    • 16787

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Mayor
                    Then you haven't gotten my other emails. I am usually far lamer than that!


                    xoxoxoxox
                    Celebs
                    Adult Who's Who ==> Ambush Interview ==> ICQ 293 070 684 ==> intmarpacrim AT gmail DOT com

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                    • WiredGuy
                      Pounding Googlebot
                      • Aug 2002
                      • 34517

                      #11
                      Originally posted by CuriousToyBoy
                      Hey Lindsay,

                      I can only assume they are the people I am standing behind at the grocery store paying by check for their tampons and itchy vagina cream

                      LOL, that was priceless, hahahaa.
                      WG
                      I play with Google.

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