Best dating pickup line I've seen this week......(ALL REAL)

**ADL Colin** · 01-09-2007, 07:46 AM

That is fuckin' weird.

**pr0** · 01-09-2007, 07:47 AM

Originally posted by ADL Colin

That is fuckin' weird.

I know you've seen this pickup line before. I see it every other day.

**chartgraves** · 01-09-2007, 07:49 AM

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Hi, my name is *****, I'm a ** years old, single **** male. I am employed. I had my drivers license. I have no std's (that I know of). I have no criminal record (as of 2003). I own my own house (well I rent a room). I do not do drugs (except when drunk). Like oral (love it!), will go down (if you dont smell).

**pr0** · 01-09-2007, 07:52 AM

Originally posted by chartgraves

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**AssPirate** · 01-09-2007, 07:55 AM

I kinda preferred "Does this smell like chloroform to you?" line I read somewhere...

**Ayla_SquareTurtle** · 01-09-2007, 07:58 AM

Originally posted by pr0

I think I will try this method next time I'm at a bar. Except for the going down part, not that I have a problem saying that....i have a problem doing it.

see, but that's the part that made the chicks respond. First mistake.

**Cyndalie** · 01-09-2007, 08:01 AM

Originally posted by pr0

I think I will try this method next time I'm at a bar. Except for the going down part, not that I have a problem saying that....i have a problem doing it.

Such a disappointment.

**bizarredollars** · 01-09-2007, 08:09 AM

Originally posted by AssPirate

I kinda preferred "Does this smell like chloroform to you?" line I read somewhere...

That made me laugh, thanks

**LavenderLounge** · 01-09-2007, 08:12 AM

You could skip the first part and go right to:

Like oral, will go down.

and you'd get the same response.

**CuriousToyBoy** · 01-09-2007, 08:16 AM

Truth works.

2c

**pr0** · 01-09-2007, 08:20 AM

Originally posted by Cyndalie

Such a disappointment.

sorry....i meant to say, only if its you.....wait, fuck it....i can't lie, it makes me sick just thinking about it

**escorpio** · 01-09-2007, 08:22 AM

Originally posted by AssPirate

I kinda preferred "Does this smell like chloroform to you?" line I read somewhere...

**Ayla_SquareTurtle** · 01-09-2007, 08:27 AM

Originally posted by pr0

sorry....i meant to say, only if its you.....wait, fuck it....i can't lie, it makes me sick just thinking about it

that's ok, someone else will do it for your girlfriend/wife if you won't

**Cyndalie** · 01-09-2007, 08:32 AM

Originally posted by pr0

sorry....i meant to say, only if its you.....wait, fuck it....i can't lie, it makes me sick just thinking about it

That's ok, in all honesty I dont really care for it that much myself. Fuck foreplay!...

**Danny_C** · 01-09-2007, 08:32 AM

Originally posted by Cyndalie

Such a disappointment.

Well... I do.

**alexg** · 01-09-2007, 08:52 AM

Originally posted by chartgraves

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**pr0** · 01-09-2007, 09:10 AM

Originally posted by Ayla_AAA

that's ok, someone else will do it for your girlfriend/wife if you won't

lol....theres always one chick who says that

realllllly don't care

**Ayla_SquareTurtle** · 01-09-2007, 09:42 AM

Originally posted by pr0

realllllly don't care

that's abundantly obvious.

**Screaming** · 01-09-2007, 09:45 AM

guess the truth shocked them

**reynold** · 01-10-2007, 07:01 PM

Oh well, some guys are lucky.

Best dating pickup line I've seen this week......(ALL REAL)

Best dating pickup line I've seen this week......(ALL REAL)

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