The dumbest girl I have ever had the pleasure of knowing. A true story.

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  • DWB
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    • Jul 2003
    • 31779

    #1

    The dumbest girl I have ever had the pleasure of knowing. A true story.

    CLIFF NOTES:

    I met this drop dead beautiful chick in the Philippines. Of course I was tappin that shit silly trying to make babies, but she already had plans to go to Spain to get a job and work.

    She finished school for nursing, packed up and went to Spain. Lucky for her, she has an aunt that lives there, otherwise she would be FUCKED.

    So, I lost contact with her for a few months and finally we ended up chatting online. I'm asking her about Spain and her new job, and to my surprise this ho didn't have a job yet.

    DWB: So how's your new job?

    Filipino: I don't have one.

    DWB: Why not.

    Filipino: It's not easy you know to work here without a work permit, and I don't speak Spanish so I can not communicate.

    DWB: You went to Spain to work without a work permit AND you don't know how to speak Spanish?

    Filipino: Yes. It's very hard here.

    DWB: Are you fucking with me? You can't even speak Spanish and you WENT TO SPAIN to work as a nurse, with Spanish speaking people????

    Filipino: Yes. But now I stay with my aunty all day and speak Tagalog with her, so I'm not learning much.

    I did not reply for a few minutes.

    Filipino: < ding >

    DWB: Look, I gotta go. I don't know what to say.

    Filipino: ok love, wish me luck! God bless.

    DWB: I would, but you wouldn't know what to do with it if you had it.

    Filipino: What do you mean?

    DWB logs out.




    Unreal these girls. This girl gets the award for the dumbest bitch I have ever met. That's a difficult title to hold, but she sweeps it.
  • cardinalvices
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    • Dec 2006
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    #2
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    • martinsc
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      • Jun 2005
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      #3
      lol, go figure...
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      • mikaels
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        • Aug 2004
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        #4
        I'm living in spain and lots of people lives here without speaking spanish or having prober papers... All depends on where you come from. Coming to a country like Spai, but not speaking the language or having papers might be a big step up the ladder for some of these peole.

        Turn it around and she is actually a brave girl taking a big chance for a better life.
        Last edited by mikaels; 01-09-2007, 02:32 AM.

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        • theruyan
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2006
          • 114

          #5
          Wow. Take a spanish class maybe?

          How did she make it through nursing school being that dumb? I mean.. if your story is true, she's really D-U-M-B.

          Are you sure she even went to nursing school? I mean university level nursing, not "technical school" nursing.

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          • DWB
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            • Jul 2003
            • 31779

            #6
            Originally posted by mikaels

            Turn it around and she is actually a brave girl taking a big chance for a better life.
            Not really.

            She got on a plane, went to another country where her aunt was waiting for her, and took her in.

            BRAVE would be going alone.

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            • DWB
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              • Jul 2003
              • 31779

              #7
              Originally posted by theruyan
              Wow. Take a spanish class maybe?

              How did she make it through nursing school being that dumb? I mean.. if your story is true, she's really D-U-M-B.

              Are you sure she even went to nursing school? I mean university level nursing, not "technical school" nursing.
              That's what I'm saying.

              If you're THERE, take a class, TRY to talk to the people. She should pick it up quick if she made an effort.

              She didn't think this thing through.

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              • PurrrsianPussyKat
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                • Jan 2004
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                #8
                Maybe she was just trying to get away from you. ;)
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                • madawgz
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                  • Mar 2006
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                  #9
                  lol how did she expect to work there?
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                  • E$_manager
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                    • Apr 2006
                    • 13557

                    #10
                    Originally posted by mikaels
                    I'm living in spain and lots of people lives here without speaking spanish or having prober papers... All depends on where you come from. Coming to a country like Spai, but not speaking the language or having papers might be a big step up the ladder for some of these peole.

                    Turn it around and she is actually a brave girl taking a big chance for a better life.
                    Agree. And as soon as she will get a job with minimum knowledge, she will learn the language in a half a year.
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                    • Beaver Bob
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                      • Aug 2005
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by mikaels
                      Turn it around and she is actually a brave girl taking a big chance for a better life.
                      brave? or just stupid
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                      • Axzar
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                        • Feb 2003
                        • 1837

                        #12
                        I met a Filipina con.. She was carrying a computer programming book, trying to say she was in school for computer programming. This girl could not fight her way out of a paper bag.

                        I asked her what language she programs in? She said..


                        English!

                        ahaha.. this was last year and the book was for Cobol lol!

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                        • Cyndalie
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                          • Jan 2002
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Axzar
                          I met a Filipina con.. She was carrying a computer programming book, trying to say she was in school for computer programming. This girl could not fight her way out of a paper bag.

                          I asked her what language she programs in? She said..


                          English!

                          ahaha.. this was last year and the book was for Cobol lol!
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                          • Ross
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                            • Sep 2002
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
                            That's what I'm saying.

                            If you're THERE, take a class, TRY to talk to the people. She should pick it up quick if she made an effort.

                            She didn't think this thing through.
                            I assume her English isn't perfect so she would need to find a class to teach from her language to Spanish. That might not be easy to do in the part of Spain she is in.

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                            • CaptainHowdy
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                              • Dec 2004
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                              #15
                              LOL You truly fucked her brains out, DWB!

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                              • NoWhErE
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                                #16
                                Trying to find the dumbest woman you've ever known is like trying to find the dumbest cow in your pasture.
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                                • Pinacolada
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                                  • Jan 2007
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                                  #17
                                  funny one!

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                                  • kilotoons
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                                    • Apr 2006
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                                    #18
                                    Posers suck! I don't think she moved there to be a nurse at all, but to milk off her aunty who lives in a better country.

                                    If she were smart, she'd try to learn the language.

                                    I would never move to another country without trying to learn some of the language. It's fucking stupid and about the only job you can get without speaking the native tongue is something really shitty. I can't believe so many people do it.


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                                    • TattleGuy
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                                      • Oct 2006
                                      • 19

                                      #19
                                      Mexican Americans come to United States to get an education.

                                      They go to night school, take Spanish and get a "B"

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                                      • Phoenix
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                                        • Nov 2002
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by TattleGuy
                                        Mexican Americans come to United States to get an education.

                                        They go to night school, take Spanish and get a "B"
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                                        • Twisted Dave
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                                          • Mar 2006
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
                                          CLIFF NOTES:

                                          I met this drop dead beautiful chick in the Philippines. Of course I was tappin that shit silly trying to make babies, but she already had plans to go to Spain to get a job and work.

                                          She finished school for nursing, packed up and went to Spain. Lucky for her, she has an aunt that lives there, otherwise she would be FUCKED.

                                          So, I lost contact with her for a few months and finally we ended up chatting online. I'm asking her about Spain and her new job, and to my surprise this ho didn't have a job yet.

                                          DWB: So how's your new job?

                                          Filipino: I don't have one.

                                          DWB: Why not.

                                          Filipino: It's not easy you know to work here without a work permit, and I don't speak Spanish so I can not communicate.

                                          DWB: You went to Spain to work without a work permit AND you don't know how to speak Spanish?

                                          Filipino: Yes. It's very hard here.

                                          DWB: Are you fucking with me? You can't even speak Spanish and you WENT TO SPAIN to work as a nurse, with Spanish speaking people????

                                          Filipino: Yes. But now I stay with my aunty all day and speak Tagalog with her, so I'm not learning much.

                                          I did not reply for a few minutes.

                                          Filipino: < ding >

                                          DWB: Look, I gotta go. I don't know what to say.

                                          Filipino: ok love, wish me luck! God bless.

                                          DWB: I would, but you wouldn't know what to do with it if you had it.

                                          Filipino: What do you mean?

                                          DWB logs out.




                                          Unreal these girls. This girl gets the award for the dumbest bitch I have ever met. That's a difficult title to hold, but she sweeps it.
                                          Sounds like you're jealous that she's not there with you anymore ... the slightly annoyed nature of you IM shouldn't have come through. Maybe she is dumb, but she didn't do anything new. Millions have done it for a bit of experience. And as you say... she has her Aunt. Hell, she can come back if she wants. She's not there with you so you gotta realise.... she doesn't wanna come back!


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                                          • L0stMind
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                                            #22
                                            how hot is hot? Pics?

                                            But seriously, that's beyond fucking retard stage.

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                                            • C_U_Next_Tuesday
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                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 10581

                                              #23
                                              damn a girl for trying to better her life and living a little instead of ending up a whore just like every other filipino girl out there.

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                                              • L0stMind
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                                                • Sep 2002
                                                • 1681

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                                damn a girl for trying to better her life and living a little instead of ending up a whore just like every other filipino girl out there.
                                                Sounds to me like she went from being able to be a nurse in the philipines to being a mooch living off of her aunty in spain.

                                                That makes her a better person how?

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                                                • bareskin
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                                                  #25
                                                  The dumbest girl I have ever had the pleasure of knowing. A true story

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                                                  • _Richard_
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                                                    • Oct 2006
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                                                    #26
                                                    how do you mooch off family? It seems like the aunt likes having her there.. the thing i don't understand is why you didn't try to get her into the "SSL" course or something.

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                                                    • SCtyger
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                                                      • May 2003
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                                                      #27
                                                      pics!? maybe she was hoping her looks could land her a job.
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                                                      • DWB
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                                                        • Jul 2003
                                                        • 31779

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by twisted Illustration
                                                        Sounds like you're jealous that she's not there with you anymore ... She's not there with you so you gotta realise.... she doesn't wanna come back!
                                                        Have you lost your mind?

                                                        She was not my girlfriend, I was just hitting that pussy for a little bit before I moved onto another one.

                                                        Her English was great so I didn't mind chatting with her from time to time online, but jealous she's not with me...

                                                        I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one.

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                                                        • DWB
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                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                          • 31779

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by L0stMind
                                                          how hot is hot? Pics?

                                                          But seriously, that's beyond fucking retard stage.
                                                          Yea, as in so hot she kept my attention for an entire week. That's shit hot!!!

                                                          But yea, she was in front of the line when they were giving out looks, but holding the door for everyone else when they gave out the brains.

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                                                          • DWB
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                                                            • Jul 2003
                                                            • 31779

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Axzar
                                                            I met a Filipina con.. She was carrying a computer programming book, trying to say she was in school for computer programming. This girl could not fight her way out of a paper bag.

                                                            I asked her what language she programs in? She said..


                                                            English!

                                                            ahaha.. this was last year and the book was for Cobol lol!

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                                                            • dynastoned
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                                                              • Feb 2005
                                                              • 5061

                                                              #31


                                                              god damn thats bad....

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                                                              • OzMan
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                                                                #32
                                                                I'm surprised she can't speak basic Spanish. I thought you had to take Spanish if you went to uni in PI ?

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                                                                • needlive
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Jesus Christ...I couldn't say anything too

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                                                                  • L-Pink
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    She sounds like my type

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                                                                    • carol.prime
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      and that's funny...LOL

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                                                                      • kane
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                                                                        • Aug 2001
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Some people amaze me. I met a chick last summer when I was downtown at a food festival. We talk, she takes my number and calls me. We go out and on the date she tells me that she is living in a battered women's shelter. I think she must have an ugly story to tell then she proceeds to tell me that the reason is because she moved here from out of state, used up all her money to get here and moved in with a friend. The friend lives in an apartment. The apartment manager finds out she is living there and tells her she can't stay there unless she was on the rental agreement. But her credit is so bad they won't add her to the rental agreement. so now she has no money and nowhere to go. So she goes to social services, lies and tells them that she moved here to escape her boyfriend that beat her up.

                                                                        So now the taxpayers are paying to house and feed her and they are getting her an apartment that she has to pay next to nothing for, food stamps, health insurance and welfare for a few months until she gets a job all because she lied. I was so pissed I just got up and left. she doesn't think ahead and plan and make sure that she has a place to stay and that everything is okay as far as standing here and now we get to pay for her mistake.

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                                                                        • Sveindt Beindt
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Shit happen

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                                                                          • wdsguy
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                                                                            • Dec 2002
                                                                            • 19568

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by kane
                                                                            Some people amaze me. I met a chick last summer when I was downtown at a food festival. We talk, she takes my number and calls me. We go out and on the date she tells me that she is living in a battered women's shelter. I think she must have an ugly story to tell then she proceeds to tell me that the reason is because she moved here from out of state, used up all her money to get here and moved in with a friend. The friend lives in an apartment. The apartment manager finds out she is living there and tells her she can't stay there unless she was on the rental agreement. But her credit is so bad they won't add her to the rental agreement. so now she has no money and nowhere to go. So she goes to social services, lies and tells them that she moved here to escape her boyfriend that beat her up.

                                                                            So now the taxpayers are paying to house and feed her and they are getting her an apartment that she has to pay next to nothing for, food stamps, health insurance and welfare for a few months until she gets a job all because she lied. I was so pissed I just got up and left. she doesn't think ahead and plan and make sure that she has a place to stay and that everything is okay as far as standing here and now we get to pay for her mistake.


                                                                            I woulda done her in the butt.

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                                                                            • JMM
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                                                                              • Apr 2001
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              This thread is useless without pics.

                                                                              But really, damn, people moving to another country, no job, without proper documentation and without knowledge of how to speak the local language? I've never heard of such a thing.

                                                                              Honestly though, she is not the one at fault. It's the racist spaniards who absolutely refuse how to learn to speak tagalong. Therein lies the real issue.

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                                                                              • reynold
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                                                                                • Oct 2002
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Some people just like to take risks. That's courage.

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                                                                                • tony299
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  thats too funny

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                                                                                  • DWB
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                                                                                    • Jul 2003
                                                                                    • 31779

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by OzMan
                                                                                    I'm surprised she can't speak basic Spanish.
                                                                                    Logic would agree with you.

                                                                                    However, I'm pretty sure at this point that she is good for nothing other than being a cum dump. She was really good at that.

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                                                                                    • DaddyHalbucks
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      It helps alot to learn the local language.
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                                                                                      • Mike Twist
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        haha.. woman...

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                                                                                        • rezdesign
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          not a big deal really, you are blowing it outta proportion
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                                                                                          • calibra
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Looks like she didn't even realize what she was doing.

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                                                                                            • DWB
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by rezdesign
                                                                                              not a big deal really, you are blowing it outta proportion

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                                                                                                • sweetpurple04
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  sad for her...

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                                                                                                  • Buddy
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by Mystery Man
                                                                                                    If she is hot then tell her to go to this address Bailen 22

                                                                                                    She will know what to do from there
                                                                                                    Yeah seriously, if she is at all hot she could be making money here in BCN. ;)
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