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  • Sid70
    Downshifter
    • Dec 2002
    • 16413

    #1

    The Book of Eli ( sarcastic review )

    Ahright, I saw Da Book of Eli with Denzel Wash In G'ton ( who the fuck that chinese is you think ? ) guy, the one in Train ( no, not Trainspotting ) ing Day,the best afro-american actor STFU! Fuck, the Road, 2010, Da Happenin... Holy Crap! They ruined Nu Yok already and now what, they have a new trend in each flick there is a shaft wannabe wearing shadow/frost armor fighting thru the movie into unreachable nowhere, of course, there is always a cunt that falls in love??? ( what is it? )or gets so naughty we get jizz in our pants before the movie ends ! Anyhoo, just a simple melody, 1-2-3 action and that's it. THAT IS IT. People of Walmart, I love you!.
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  • STAROTICA
    So Fucking Banned
    • Aug 2004
    • 1079

    #2
    ok.............................

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    • MIDDLE CLASS BLACK MAN
      So Fucking Banned
      • Sep 2009
      • 111

      #3
      that wasn't sarcastic, it was just dumb as shit, you fucking idiot

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      • Sid70
        Downshifter
        • Dec 2002
        • 16413

        #4
        Originally posted by MIDDLE CLASS BLACK MAN
        that wasn't sarcastic, it was just dumb as shit, you fucking idiot
        i can see color problems in your nickname, faggot
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        • Fletch XXX
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          • Jan 2002
          • 60840

          #5
          shadow and frost armor, what is this world of warcraft????

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          • SomeCreep
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            • Mar 2003
            • 26118

            #6
            I'm going to wait to see it on cable. The previews remind me too much of The Road Warrior, which is great, but I've already seen it.

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            • J. Falcon
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              • May 2006
              • 31587

              #7
              That was a strange review.
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              • Sid70
                Downshifter
                • Dec 2002
                • 16413

                #8
                Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                shadow and frost armor, what is this world of warcraft????

                http://congratstothewinners.com/world_of_warcraft.html
                LOL, you got me Tru dat!
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                • Sid70
                  Downshifter
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 16413

                  #9
                  Originally posted by SomeCreep
                  I'm going to wait to see it on cable. The previews remind me too much of The Road Warrior, which is great, but I've already seen it.
                  It will remind you about I'm Legend too and Zatoichi at the same time + the Road of course.
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                  • Sid70
                    Downshifter
                    • Dec 2002
                    • 16413

                    #10
                    Originally posted by J. Falcon
                    That was a strange review.
                    its to crack you up, its reviewed to say all Wood movies are lately cliched, though Denzel did a great job as usual, I love him acting.
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                    • _Richard_
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Oct 2006
                      • 30989

                      #11
                      ok i'm going to say that i shouldn't watch the movie? hahaha

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                      • F-U-Jimmy
                        Confirmed User
                        • Apr 2006
                        • 6853

                        #12
                        Originally posted by MIDDLE CLASS BLACK MAN
                        that wasn't sarcastic, it was just dumb as shit, you fucking idiot
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                        • bigjuggshunter
                          Registered User
                          • Aug 2006
                          • 1

                          #13
                          great posts and a fucking awesome movie, I just wanted to see mutant and zombie killings

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                          • brassmonkey
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                            • Sep 2005
                            • 77384

                            #14
                            thats movie sucked ass
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                            • jesse_adultdatingdollars
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                              • Apr 2006
                              • 2197

                              #15
                              wtf did he say? lol
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                              • brassmonkey
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                                • Sep 2005
                                • 77384

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Adultmix
                                Ahright, I saw Da Book of Eli with Denzel Wash In G'ton ( who the fuck that chinese is you think ? ) guy, the one in Train ( no, not Trainspotting ) ing Day,the best afro-american actor STFU! Fuck, the Road, 2010, Da Happenin... Holy Crap! They ruined Nu Yok already and now what, they have a new trend in each flick there is a shaft wannabe wearing shadow/frost armor fighting thru the movie into unreachable nowhere, of course, there is always a cunt that falls in love??? ( what is it? )or gets so naughty we get jizz in our pants before the movie ends ! Anyhoo, just a simple melody, 1-2-3 action and that's it. THAT IS IT. People of Walmart, I love you!.
                                are u talking jive
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                                  #17
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                                  • Rick Diculous
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                                    • Jul 2008
                                    • 2384

                                    #18
                                    Makes me want to watch it even more

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                                    • brassmonkey
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                                      • Sep 2005
                                      • 77384

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Rick Diculous
                                      Makes me want to watch it even more
                                      save your money
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                                      • Steve Awesome
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                                        • Jan 2007
                                        • 1575

                                        #20
                                        I gave it a thumbs up. Pretty good twist, too.

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